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Since: Jul 10

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#85 Aug 2, 2010
Pipes wrote:
Dim the lights; play Iron-Man by Black Sabbath ; and gulp down some Bacardi.
You'll beg her!
Nah.. just have her wash that part of her body instead of having to take alcohol to dim your senses...
Ashmi

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia

#86 Aug 19, 2010
married_NYC_guy wrote:
if it just started happening then it's probably due to a change in her diet. Greasy foods will make stuff seep out during sex so i doesn't really matter if she's clean when you start.
NOOOOOOOO way! it really matters to me as a man, stinky body turns me off, I cannot imagine me gettin my thing up on bed with the most beautiful girl but stinking! Nooooo way.
Senator Richard Shelby

Los Angeles, CA

#88 Aug 21, 2010
Frankie the fly wrote:
<quoted text> After you get married ,,its all over,,,No sex. they get fat..they don't want to cook..and they don't want to clean house..forget about the head she used to give you..They don't take care of them self's anymore..They could careless how they smell.....This is married life..........
George Tenet is behind this. The man with seven wives has made similar statements intercepted by nsa.gov
He does his own cooking and has concierge services do all the housework. The women are allowing him to have secret sex with Elizabeth Vargas and Valerie Plame as a reward for not fooling around on them. However, even the extra mistress sex gets dull. He has plenty of variety but the novelty has worn off. Unfortunately for him, he has been shacked up with his seven wives long enough for them to claim palimony. He is struck with them. They stay in good physical shape but the novelty wears off. He has four brunettes, two natural blondes, and a red head. They run all the bedroom activities.They run his entire life. He does not care for fellatio and enjoys cunnilingus and anilingus with nice sweet sweaty scents. He has developed a fondness for female armpit odor during sex, but even that has worn off. He has done everything with each one of his seven wives and two mistresses. Valerie Plame has a renegade network inside the American intelligence community that has him under constant observation so he does not f33ck around on them and bring home stds.
George Tenet, i know it's you! Don't bother denying it! I know what you are implying by this particular topic!

Since: Aug 10

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#89 Aug 21, 2010
Forgive me, Senator Shelby, but you sound suspiciously more like an MP (Member of Parliament) than a U.S. Senator.

I did not read all the posts on this topic but all men who love the doggie position have been hit with this from time to time. What I suggest is not a direct assault but to begin by simply questioning your partner if YOUR own body odor is acceptable to her... then follow the development of the dialog--- which should unfold adequately if she is of at least average intelligence.
Ambassador Joseph Wilson

Los Angeles, CA

#90 Sep 1, 2010
Senator Richard Shelby wrote:
<quoted text>
George Tenet is behind this. The man with seven wives has made similar statements intercepted by nsa.gov
He does his own cooking and has concierge services do all the housework. The women are allowing him to have secret sex with Elizabeth Vargas and Valerie Plame as a reward for not fooling around on them. However, even the extra mistress sex gets dull. He has plenty of variety but the novelty has worn off. Unfortunately for him, he has been shacked up with his seven wives long enough for them to claim palimony. He is struck with them. They stay in good physical shape but the novelty wears off. He has four brunettes, two natural blondes, and a red head. They run all the bedroom activities.They run his entire life. He does not care for fellatio and enjoys cunnilingus and anilingus with nice sweet sweaty scents. He has developed a fondness for female armpit odor during sex, but even that has worn off. He has done everything with each one of his seven wives and two mistresses. Valerie Plame has a renegade network inside the American intelligence community that has him under constant observation so he does not f33ck around on them and bring home stds.
George Tenet, i know it's you! Don't bother denying it! I know what you are implying by this particular topic!
M
My wife Valerie Plame likes it from behind. I used to enjoy it until our relationship got dull. Valerie likes to work out a lot and she loves spontaneous sex.Valerie's ass odor has that tuna/fertilizer scent that I find very objectionable when I f**k her form behind. This guy with the seven wives is a major SOB. Valerie only sleeps with him because he is rich and we have two kids to put through college. Although he does let me use his yachts when he is f**king my wife at one of his beach properties. I get girls from the Playboy mansion and impress them with my connections. The Playboy girls don't know better and they shave and shower BEFORE sex. Marc Cohn, the husband of Elizabeth Vargas, enjoys the situation much more than I do because he is in the music business and likes to offer the Playboy bunnies coke before sex. Elizabeth Vargas does not care for sex and coke together. She is a lot like my wife Valerie. She doesn't like to shave and loves sex when it happens spontaneously. I think Marc Cohn and I are pretty lucky guys. We are bored sexually with our wives, yet we get all sorts of Playboy bunnies to spice up our marriages.
sera

Bangkok, Thailand

#91 Sep 1, 2010
i think you should learn to love the smell of your woman LOL I think that's what my hubby does!!!LOL!!!
Marc Cohn

Los Angeles, CA

#92 Sep 1, 2010
Ambassador Joseph Wilson wrote:
<quoted text>M
My wife Valerie Plame likes it from behind. I used to enjoy it until our relationship got dull. Valerie likes to work out a lot and she loves spontaneous sex.Valerie's ass odor has that tuna/fertilizer scent that I find very objectionable when I f**k her form behind. This guy with the seven wives is a major SOB. Valerie only sleeps with him because he is rich and we have two kids to put through college. Although he does let me use his yachts when he is f**king my wife at one of his beach properties. I get girls from the Playboy mansion and impress them with my connections. The Playboy girls don't know better and they shave and shower BEFORE sex. Marc Cohn, the husband of Elizabeth Vargas, enjoys the situation much more than I do because he is in the music business and likes to offer the Playboy bunnies coke before sex. Elizabeth Vargas does not care for sex and coke together. She is a lot like my wife Valerie. She doesn't like to shave and loves sex when it happens spontaneously. I think Marc Cohn and I are pretty lucky guys. We are bored sexually with our wives, yet we get all sorts of Playboy bunnies to spice up our marriages.
My wife Elizabeth Vargas and I have an arranged marriage to pormote each other's careers. She is bisexual and I can not keep my pecker in my pocket when it comes to all those young groupies that hang around the music biz. Elizabeth Vargas has that smelly female vaginal/anal odor that Ambssador Joseph Wilson is talking about with respect to Valerie Plame's female odor. The young women around the music business like to impress us musicians with their willingness to please us with very nice bjs and nice and clean shaved beavers and butts. This bastard with the seven wives seems to enjoy female scent and furry beavers--he calls it tunalingus. My kids will have an extra trust fund in the Caymans due to the affair he is having with my wife Elizabeth Vargas. I consider myself to be a very lucky guy!
General Mills

Milford, CT

#93 Sep 1, 2010
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amber storm

Philadelphia, PA

#94 Sep 1, 2010
Fernando wrote:
The title says it all, I love my wife and she is quite beautiful but when we have sex 9 out of 10 times I can smell her ass strong. She was never like that and always clean but lately it seems like she does not keep as clean as she should.
it is a huge turn off but how do you tell someone that while maintaining sensitivity?
Thanks for any opinions
You need to get some nice smelling body scrub. Draw her a nice hot bath and scrub and massage her while you wash her every nook and cranny. She will think you are romantic and wonderful and you will get to f*ck a nice clean hole!
Hmmmmm

Madison, WI

#95 Sep 1, 2010
This is an easy fix. Buy some wet wipes, get a good brand and tell her you happened to use a rest room where they were available. Tell her you used one after you thought you were "clean" from toilet paper and you couln't believe how not clean you actually were..If they are handy she'll use them... end of problem and no hurt feelings!
jeff with a clean pooper

Las Vegas, NV

#96 Sep 28, 2010
Lore wrote:
<quoted text>
Be a really sexy guy, draw her a bath like a gentleman(every TIME) with candles and wash her ass! Learn how to shave her too.
your either a chick or a metro whimp. Clean her ass. That's so stupid and, she won't get the hint either. You need to strap on some balls and in a loving an re-affirming way tell her straight out that you can smell her during sex. It;s the honest and manly thing to do! I did and we have great sex!
Jennifer Anuston

Montebello, CA

#99 Oct 7, 2010
Ambassador Joseph Wilson wrote:
<quoted text>M
My wife Valerie Plame likes it from behind. I used to enjoy it until our relationship got dull. Valerie likes to work out a lot and she loves spontaneous sex.Valerie's ass odor has that tuna/fertilizer scent that I find very objectionable when I f**k her form behind. This guy with the seven wives is a major SOB. Valerie only sleeps with him because he is rich and we have two kids to put through college. Although he does let me use his yachts when he is f**king my wife at one of his beach properties. I get girls from the Playboy mansion and impress them with my connections. The Playboy girls don't know better and they shave and shower BEFORE sex. Marc Cohn, the husband of Elizabeth Vargas, enjoys the situation much more than I do because he is in the music business and likes to offer the Playboy bunnies coke before sex. Elizabeth Vargas does not care for sex and coke together. She is a lot like my wife Valerie. She doesn't like to shave and loves sex when it happens spontaneously. I think Marc Cohn and I are pretty lucky guys. We are bored sexually with our wives, yet we get all sorts of Playboy bunnies to spice up our marriages.
Ambassador Wilson, I think somebody is trying to derail your plans for financial security! I have googled "Does Valerie Plame's Ass Smell Like Tuna?" and can't seem to find it. Your wife Valerie Plame has a very sweet pungent female/ass odor that attracts aficionados of tunalingus so she can nab a rich guy to put your kids through college with Cayman Island accounts. Somebody is trying to prevent your family from being debt free. There are rumors that Valerie plame is mooning rich guys taking forest walks while she pees. She makes sure they walk on a trail that is higher and hidden away so they can watch her pee in seceret. She has her pants all the way down so they can get a good look at her bare ass and she stands up and turns around after the peeeing so they get a good look at her dark hairy beaver. Valerie Plame later meets them at a bar and acts very embarrassed by what they saw her doing. The rich guys have had a couple of drinks and start to flirt with her. She tells them about having to save up money for her kids to go through college. So far none taken the bait. They just tease her about her bare ass and beaver, but no accounts for her kids.
Robert Mugabe

Montebello, CA

#100 Oct 9, 2010
Jennifer Anuston wrote:
<quoted text>
Ambassador Wilson, I think somebody is trying to derail your plans for financial security! I have googled "Does Valerie Plame's Ass Smell Like Tuna?" and can't seem to find it. Your wife Valerie Plame has a very sweet pungent female/ass odor that attracts aficionados of tunalingus so she can nab a rich guy to put your kids through college with Cayman Island accounts. Somebody is trying to prevent your family from being debt free. There are rumors that Valerie plame is mooning rich guys taking forest walks while she pees. She makes sure they walk on a trail that is higher and hidden away so they can watch her pee in seceret. She has her pants all the way down so they can get a good look at her bare ass and she stands up and turns around after the peeeing so they get a good look at her dark hairy beaver. Valerie Plame later meets them at a bar and acts very embarrassed by what they saw her doing. The rich guys have had a couple of drinks and start to flirt with her. She tells them about having to save up money for her kids to go through college. So far none taken the bait. They just tease her about her bare ass and beaver, but no accounts for her kids.
The Central Intelligence Organiztaion of Zimbabwe has helped Valerie Plame in this endeavour. She wanted to get caught sun bathing nude. However, we thought her topless shots show too much sagging. Valerie Plame has a firmer ass than boobs. Therefore, we devised the caught peeing in the forest trap for rich men as commercially more effective. They want to see her topless and already got a good look at her naked from the waist down, front and back. That will entice rich guys to get closer to her.
JjJ

League City, TX

#101 Oct 16, 2010
haha,funny,nasty, & very wrong for posting for the world to see i know u may have needed advice but, dude seriousely? im sure u could have found somthing on ur own to say to ur own wife, after all shes married to u, not the world. & only u know how ya'll come to compremizing & talking with eachother. maybe out of all the other posts this one just might be the one to help u out the most.

Since: Jul 10

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#102 Oct 16, 2010
sorry jjj your advice sucks more than the others, You know absolutely nothing on this subject so stfu, Your advice is that he shouldn't ask his question here? Moron. What's the name of this iste called again? Human sexuality? oh yeah! now go watch the view little man
just some girl

Princeton, WV

#103 Oct 16, 2010
EW how disgusting! Definitely buy wet wipes and tell her that they work much better.. and get her in the shower before sex.

But honestly, you have a nasty wife. What kind of woman doesn't make sure she doesn't smell?

Since: Jul 10

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#104 Oct 16, 2010
jsg, what stinks to some people smells awesome to others. There is a difference between totally rotten smelling and normal smelling. some people can't stand to smell anything other than soap
just some girl

Princeton, WV

#105 Oct 16, 2010
OMGG wrote:
jsg, what stinks to some people smells awesome to others. There is a difference between totally rotten smelling and normal smelling. some people can't stand to smell anything other than soap
this guy described an unpleasant, dirty smell.. that of an uncleaned ass. She needs a bath.

Since: Jul 10

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#106 Oct 16, 2010
just some girl wrote:
<quoted text>
this guy described an unpleasant, dirty smell.. that of an uncleaned ass. She needs a bath.
that wouldn't bother me one bit. I would clean it for her with my tongue.
Dee Dee

Peoria, IL

#107 Oct 16, 2010
Be honest and tell her. It's better to let her know.

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