Milf next door? help needed

Milf next door? help needed

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ohman1000

Duncan, Canada

#1 Oct 15, 2010
okay people, im an 18 year old guy living out of town by myself and theres an extremely hot mom that lives right beside me. how do i get totry and fuck her? do i try and let her catch me checking her out and judge her reaction or what? thanks much appreciated
ERIC CARTMAN

AOL

#2 Oct 15, 2010
tell her look what i can do then give a really big fart that should turn her on
Karl

London, UK

#3 Oct 15, 2010
ohman1000 wrote:
okay people, im an 18 year old guy living out of town by myself and theres an extremely hot mom that lives right beside me. how do i get totry and fuck her? do i try and let her catch me checking her out and judge her reaction or what? thanks much appreciated
Start off by being the helpful friendly neighbour - and a sense of humour helps! If she's a single mum, maybe you could offer to give her some help around the house/garden/car etc.Are you getting the idea? You certainly won't get her into bed by doing some of the brash things suggested on some of these threads - she'll either run a mile and/or call the cops!'Slowly,slowly catch de monkey'
Good luck!
eric cartman

AOL

#4 Oct 15, 2010
or you could shoot yourself that will get her attention
ohman1000

Duncan, Canada

#5 Oct 16, 2010
thanks for the help guys, she is not a single mom so things could be tougher
ohman1000

Duncan, Canada

#6 Oct 16, 2010
thanks for the help guys, she is not a single mom so thngs could be harder
ohman1000

Duncan, Canada

#7 Oct 16, 2010
thanks for the help guys, she is not a single mom so thngs could be harder.
eric cartman

AOL

#8 Oct 16, 2010
i think we been writing to a robot and now i think its broken
BoogieBeater

Schuylkill Haven, PA

#9 Oct 16, 2010
look dude walk over there while she is bent over and stick two fingers in her, then take and stick in your mouth and say "yep, tastes like chicken"
hey if she is married then you already know she is not getting any action so go offer your services to her.
eric cartman

AOL

#10 Oct 16, 2010
BoogieBeater wrote:
look dude walk over there while she is bent over and stick two fingers in her, then take and stick in your mouth and say "yep, tastes like chicken"
hey if she is married then you already know she is not getting any action so go offer your services to her.
.....you watch way too much porn

“On your knees”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#11 Oct 16, 2010
ohman1000 wrote:
okay people, im an 18 year old guy living out of town by myself and theres an extremely hot mom that lives right beside me. how do i get totry and fuck her? do i try and let her catch me checking her out and judge her reaction or what? thanks much appreciated
Compliment her. Tell her she has pretty hair, legs, face, whatever. Or start with comparing her to a pretty model or actress. Flattery will get you everywhere :)

Since: Nov 09

Kihei, HI

#12 Oct 16, 2010
la la la lola wrote:
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Compliment her. Tell her she has pretty hair, legs, face, whatever. Or start with comparing her to a pretty model or actress. Flattery will get you everywhere :)
What if there aren't any pretty models or actress's as fair as you, to compare with? What do I do then? LOVE BB! XOXOX!
Karl

London, UK

#13 Oct 17, 2010
ohman1000 wrote:
thanks for the help guys, she is not a single mom so things could be tougher
Yes, you're right - particularly if her guy is bigger/stronger than you!Think you're playing far too close to home here mate!'Plenty of other fish in the sea' etc.- spread your net a bit wider!

“On your knees”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#14 Oct 18, 2010
love2BBI4U wrote:
<quoted text>What if there aren't any pretty models or actress's as fair as you, to compare with? What do I do then? LOVE BB! XOXOX!
You are TOO sweet. I could just lick you all over!!! Shave you then lick you - that would be so much fun.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Since: Nov 09

Kihei, HI

#15 Oct 18, 2010
la la la lola wrote:
<quoted text>
You are TOO sweet. I could just lick you all over!!! Shave you then lick you - that would be so much fun.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
O'h look what I've gone and done! 2 B 4 U made It! LOVE BB! XOXOX!
Steven

Sublette, KS

#16 Jan 6, 2011
Wow I totally agree with love2BB, la la is freakin hott!
Anonymous

Hopkins, MN

#17 Jan 6, 2011
lalala, I would love a shave and lick session!!!
ronald

Hamilton, Canada

#18 Jan 6, 2011
grow up

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#19 Jan 17, 2011
walk in front of her in Tight Jeans
always smoke Hot and release Puffs
move around in White Boxer Briefs while Smoking After Your workout and talking(or pretending to talk over mobile to Your girl friend), say Hi to her and show her Your Muscles
she would immediately Love You
Whoever wanted to FUCK my mom used to do All these
and my mom submitted to Those HUNKS and Their Desires
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