Have you ever heard the neighbors having sex?

Created by Dr know it all on Jun 6, 2008

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yes

yeah alot

no

no comment

i dont know what that was

sounded like a cat

Franko

Port Coquitlam, Canada

#42 Jul 9, 2008
I've heard teh neighbour, and on other occasions I've been the neighbour ... LOL!!!!

Here is a story ...

My GF and I went to stay at a lodge owned by our college, near a ski report. We arrived about 10 PM .. and we were the only ones there. We settled in, made love and fell asleep.

At about 8 AM we woke to the sound of a couple in the other room having sex. My GF and I could barely restrain ourselves from laughing .. the walls were pretty thin .. they heard us and they laughed too .... but they did not stop making love either.

Naturally my GF and I got horny from this and so we had sex as well ... and there they were laughing in the other room ...

At about the crack of noon we went downstairs, introduced ourselves to the other couple and made breakfast and went skiing. NOt a word was said about what happened that morning ...

“Men should be submissive”

Since: Nov 07

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#43 Jul 9, 2008
Masturbatrix wrote:
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Had such neighbours too once. As I had been lonely and turned on, it has been a lot of jilling off fun.
The same in hotels several times. Maybe as a woman the listening is more interesting as you have more room for your fantasies.
With the neighbours it was so embarrassing hearing her screaming climax but his grunting without any bed noises after some minutes later.
What did they do? How did he get his ejaculation? My fantasies were very naughty......
Hmmmm.... makes me think up all kinds of delicious fantasies!! Sounds like he was one of those men who don't get off that easily, or hold back while watching you squirm. I used to call the ones that take forever "pig d!ck". You've come 20 times, have done every move imaginable, your thighs are quivering, and they still wont let it rip. A good hoovering usually takes care of it, a little nudgie on the prostate always pops the cork on those boys!

I hate the quiet men, too. I want all the feedback. Give me Tarzan in bed! LOL!!!
Franko

Port Coquitlam, Canada

#44 Jul 9, 2008
la la la lola wrote:
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Hmmmm.... makes me think up all kinds of delicious fantasies!! Sounds like he was one of those men who don't get off that easily, or hold back while watching you squirm. I used to call the ones that take forever "pig d!ck". You've come 20 times, have done every move imaginable, your thighs are quivering, and they still wont let it rip. A good hoovering usually takes care of it, a little nudgie on the prostate always pops the cork on those boys!
I hate the quiet men, too. I want all the feedback. Give me Tarzan in bed! LOL!!!
ME TARZAN, YOU JANE !!!

OUHAHHA OUHAA HAOHOWHORH AAAAAA!!!(Just imagine the sound he makes in the movies, OK??? No way to type that)!!!

“Men should be submissive”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#45 Jul 10, 2008
Franko wrote:
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ME TARZAN, YOU JANE !!!
OUHAHHA OUHAA HAOHOWHORH AAAAAA!!!(Just imagine the sound he makes in the movies, OK??? No way to type that)!!!
I think the real Tarzan learned to scream like that because he was getting boned by Cheetah one night! Of course this was way before Jane made him a real swinger.
Franko

Port Coquitlam, Canada

#46 Jul 10, 2008
la la la lola wrote:
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I think the real Tarzan learned to scream like that because he was getting boned by Cheetah one night! Of course this was way before Jane made him a real swinger.
interesting take on it ... poor lonely Tarzan with no humans in the jungle???
Melman

AOL

#47 Jul 10, 2008
Once I was putting it to my wife in our truck/camper. There was a tent 6ft. away. I was slammin her hard. I realized the trucks springs were sqeaking like all hell. Oh well.
Whistler

UK

#48 Jul 15, 2008
yes, i hear my neighbours on my way to work.
All i hear is her "screaming" and it sounds GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!

“How did I get here?”

Since: Jun 08

Deerfield, IL

#50 Jul 15, 2008
I WAS usually the noisy neighbor, until we moved into a single family house.
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“TRUTH HURTS HUH?”

Since: Nov 07

United States

#51 Jul 17, 2008
im scared when my son starts school he is going to tell his teachers that mommy was praying last night screaming 'OH GOD". lmao

“Sex in the USA”

Since: Jul 08

Colorado Springs

#52 Jul 17, 2008
No I havent, nor would I want too.. Eww. They are not the most attractive people..!

Jeannie
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summer_loving

Madison, WI

#53 Jul 17, 2008
I live on the first floor of my apartment, and I'm pretty sure my neighbor's bedroom on the second floor is located directly above mine. I have heard fast, squeaky bed springs numerous times (although shockingly it lasts only one minute--poor woman) and then the shower turns on. One time I even heard "OH GOD!" faintly. Makes me wonder, if I can hear her upstairs, she must definitely be able to hear me!
Girl

Seattle, WA

#54 Jul 17, 2008
I saw my neighbor sucking on her boyfriends dick through the window.
Sandra

Brisbane, Australia

#55 Jul 17, 2008
Quite often we hear them having sex I am sure the hear us as well as we sometimes meet on our balconies quite often still dressed in our panties after sex and we compere who got the most wet G-string panties & who wears the skimpest g-string
Diane

United States

#56 Jul 18, 2008
A young couple (early 20's) moved into the condo next door a few years ago. We never formaly met and I didin't know the guy's name until one afternoon I heard the tell-tale squeaking of a box-spring mattress, followed by her squealing and shrieking and say "Oh, Nick, Nick, f**k me, f**k me harder, fill me up with your cum!! So that's how I got to know his name.
DILF

Medford, NY

#57 Jul 18, 2008
Girl wrote:
I saw my neighbor sucking on her boyfriends dick through the window.
....and how did that make you feel?
guy_r

Lincoln, NE

#58 Jul 18, 2008
Yes - a LOT! It happened when we (girlfriend and I) were living in an apt. There was a couple living in the apt. upstairs. They have parties with other people and when the party is over, they start to have sex. The most annoying was they played a VERY loud music before they start haviing sex. So, we couldn't have any sleep (their bedroom was right above ours). I thought, sometimes, they were having 3somes, but my girlfriend thought otherwise.
Best neighbor

UK

#59 Jul 21, 2008
I frequently hear my neighbour’s wife when she is at it. She makes lots of noise when she is about to cum telling ME to fill her cu*t with my sperm. We have usually managed it 3 or 4 times before I have to make my escape before her husband comes home from the golf club.
hur

Leicester, UK

#60 Jul 21, 2008
Yes.
We heard the woman moaning like crazy
She had her windows open
and we are literally next door neighbours
It was funny
DILF

Medford, NY

#61 Jul 21, 2008
hur wrote:
Yes.
We heard the woman moaning like crazy
She had her windows open
and we are literally next door neighbours
It was funny
Did you give her a standing ovation when she completed the task?
hur

Leicester, UK

#62 Jul 21, 2008
DILF wrote:
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Did you give her a standing ovation when she completed the task?
Nope, I'm not really the kind of person to bring that stuff up to Neighbours.
You know because it's embarrasing.
We've only heard a few times since we've lived here(8 years)

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