Does Jesus want us to masterbate?

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Nelson Finn

United States

#1 Oct 2, 2008
I think about masterbating all the time and do it as much as I can. That way I'll never have to have any sex with a girl becuz its disgusting and a sin. Masterbating is ok and I know I'm going to heaven.
JPM

AOL

#2 Oct 2, 2008
YOUR SICK!
Nelson Finn

United States

#3 Oct 2, 2008
JPM wrote:
YOUR SICK!
I'm a topix forum member, if you please.
HHC

Patton, PA

#5 Oct 2, 2008
lol good luck with that. If you are a Christian, then, you know God created women for a reason. No need to think sex is sinful or disgusting. It is natural.

Since: Sep 08

West Hartford, CT

#6 Oct 2, 2008
yes ...sex is natural but Nelson's right in that in the bible is specifcally said that sex becofe marriage is wrong... since I am only to assume that Nelson is not married... this is how it's supposed to be...
HHC

Since: Dec 07

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#7 Oct 2, 2008
Miss Mercy wrote:
yes ...sex is natural but Nelson's right in that in the bible is specifcally said that sex becofe marriage is wrong... since I am only to assume that Nelson is not married... this is how it's supposed to be...
Some religions think that masturbation is a sin too, so , its a lose-lose situation. That would suck. Luckily I do not believe in a Christian god.

Since: Sep 08

West Hartford, CT

#9 Oct 2, 2008
Again, True...No Winning...No Pleasing

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Since: Sep 08

United States

#10 Oct 2, 2008
HHC wrote:
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Some religions think that masturbation is a sin too, so , its a lose-lose situation. That would suck. Luckily I do not believe in a Christian god.
Christianity doesn't have any opinion on whether masturbation is wrong, it's just that a lot of sexphobic Christians do. Since God created us to be healthy and enjoy life and be one with our bodies, I think masturbation is very Christian.
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Since: Sep 08

West Hartford, CT

#11 Oct 2, 2008
EmberlyMai wrote:
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Christianity doesn't have any opinion on whether masturbation is wrong, it's just that a lot of sexphobic Christians do. Since God created us to be healthy and enjoy life and be one with our bodies, I think masturbation is very Christian.
SEXPHOBIC?...right... how about discreditable

Since: Jul 08

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#12 Oct 2, 2008
LMFAO. LMFAO.

ok ill be honest, i havent read the posts. but the title is just so damn funny. wow, im actually laughing out loud.
HHC

Since: Dec 07

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#13 Oct 2, 2008
EmberlyMai wrote:
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Christianity doesn't have any opinion on whether masturbation is wrong, it's just that a lot of sexphobic Christians do. Since God created us to be healthy and enjoy life and be one with our bodies, I think masturbation is very Christian.
I agree, I do not think there is a commandment or verse that condemns masturbation, but, there is such verses regarding lust. So, if you are lusting someone (when not married) while you are masturbating, you are committing a sin. If you are married, masturbation might lead to thoughts of others, which might lead to adultery. That is the teaching behind all that.

I am not a theologist by any means, but, I know what was drilled into my head as a child. I think allowing any religious person into your bedroom , telling how to have sex and run your relationship is wrong.
I think people need to masturbate more.
RUBEN69

Southall, UK

#14 Oct 3, 2008
Yes! Jesus wants me to masturbate in the Union Jack too!... God save the Queen!... la la la!...

“safe, sane, consensual...”

Since: Jul 08

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#15 Oct 3, 2008
Does Jesus want us to masturbate?

Well, he did say "love thy neighbor as you love yourself"....LOL!
Diane

Brooklyn, NY

#16 Oct 3, 2008
That's brilliant!!!

“safe, sane, consensual...”

Since: Jul 08

perpetual arousal

#17 Oct 3, 2008
Diane wrote:
That's brilliant!!!
Can't claim credit to it....

I thought the thread was funny, so I texted the title to Mad Baker at work - that was his reply.

For an agnostic, he knows more about the Bible than most Christians.

Since: Jul 08

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#18 Oct 3, 2008
Jesus name should not be used for something like this,, go to confession right now, your lucky u dont live in middle east you would be hanging right now
HHC

Since: Dec 07

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#19 Oct 3, 2008
CARAVEN12 wrote:
Jesus name should not be used for something like this,, go to confession right now, your lucky u dont live in middle east you would be hanging right now
If you are Christian, and you are married, wtf are you doing in here being a pervert and trying to pick up women? hypocrite. Not everyone believes in a Christian God. The web is universal. Get over it!

Since: Aug 08

United States

#20 Oct 3, 2008
Nelson Finn wrote:
I think about masterbating all the time and do it as much as I can. That way I'll never have to have any sex with a girl becuz its disgusting and a sin. Masterbating is ok and I know I'm going to heaven.
You're probably baptist. You know how to make a preacher tell a lie? Ask him if he has ever beat his meat. Then when he lies, tell him a hair grows in the palm of the hand that is used, and watch him look.
Nelson Finn

United States

#21 Oct 3, 2008
No, no, no! I masturbate regularly, when the urge to look for a woman happens. Masturbation is okay, sex is not.
bob law

Elmhurst, IL

#22 Oct 3, 2008
Rock_Out wrote:
LMFAO. LMFAO.
ok ill be honest, i havent read the posts. but the title is just so damn funny. wow, im actually laughing out loud.
lol. reminds me of clerks II during the donkey scene. "i am sorry jesus"

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