Darlene

New York, NY

#46 Nov 7, 2010
My bf and I did dp with a guy we met in las Vegas last month. My bf Only let him inside my V but it was incredible...
Darlene

New York, NY

#47 Nov 7, 2010
My bf never wants another man in my ass
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#48 Nov 8, 2010
Darlene wrote:
My bf never wants another man in my ass
With boyfriends like that who needs enemas?
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#49 Nov 8, 2010
Darlene wrote:
My bf never wants another man in my ass
None of us does, Darlene, but, in the end, it's your ass.
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#50 Nov 8, 2010
Darlene wrote:
My bf never wants another man in my ass
How about a piano?
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#51 Nov 8, 2010
Darlene wrote:
My bf never wants another man in my ass
Has he figured out he's getting the raw end of the deal?
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#52 Nov 8, 2010
Darlene wrote:
My bf never wants another man in my ass
Aha! An animal lover, huh?
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#53 Nov 8, 2010
Darlene wrote:
My bf never wants another man in my ass
There's no lights are there? So how's he gonna know anyway? Just tell him it's your clitoris. And, under the circumstances, maybe it is?
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Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#54 Nov 8, 2010
Darlene wrote:
My bf and I did dp with a guy we met in las Vegas last month. My bf Only let him inside my V but it was incredible...
What do you yell when you orgasm? "Oh, Gods! Oh Gods!"
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#55 Nov 8, 2010
Darlene wrote:
My bf never wants another man in my ass
Hey, Darlene, have you ever played the Poconos? You're gonna love it. It's like Vegas with more Jews and fewer Arabs.
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#56 Nov 8, 2010
Darlene wrote:
My bf never wants another man in my ass
Are you sure that's what he said?
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#57 Nov 8, 2010
You know, Darlene, that anal sex is a lot like being a republican: I'm not sure why? Lots of reasons I guess? I just want to go back to 1991, is that too much to ask? The main similarity is that beyond the first 1/4" or so there's absolutely nothing inside. And if there is... it's just more shit.
mr wadds

Carpentersville, IL

#58 Nov 8, 2010
tmjb04 wrote:
my wife loves it!!!!!!!!!
I know!!! She told me that very thing last night when I was pile drivin her!!! God!!! Shes tight!!!!
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#59 Nov 8, 2010
Darlene wrote:
My bf never wants another man in my ass
Darlene, you ignorant slut... I just wanted to say that before somebody else slipped it in there somewhere. Post your address and I'll send you a kazoo. See, here's the thing, Darlene: in order to get two guys to work together cooperatively on a project you're gonna have to buy them both beer. Either that or you going to have to meet them both in the middle.
Groucho Marx

Lodi, CA

#60 Nov 8, 2010
Ooops! Somebody took the trash in.

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#62 Nov 8, 2010
Its a really weird feeling, good, but weird and expect some pain
Groucho Marx

Charles Town, WV

#64 Nov 8, 2010
Co-coa wrote:
Its a really weird feeling, good, but weird and expect some pain
Sort of like eye surgery.
Groucho Marx

Charles Town, WV

#65 Nov 8, 2010
Co-coa wrote:
Its a really weird feeling, good, but weird and expect some pain
Yes, Cocoa, it likely is a really weird feeling and I'm sure it's painful, as you suggest. On the other hand, how much harder can it be than being black?
Groucho Marx

United States

#66 Nov 8, 2010
Co-coa wrote:
Its a really weird feeling, good, but weird and expect some pain
Incidentally, Cocoa, I've been ruminating (which is a big word for rubbing my dthick) on some women with tongue piercings here lately and I really don't think it adds anything to the experience, plus it seems to make you crazy kids harder to understand in noisy bars.
Cocoa: "I thwant a-nuther marsiini, pease."
Groucho: "What?"
Cocoa: "I thwant a-nuther marsiini, PEASE."
Groucho: "Look, honey, I think that's Brad Pitt over there making out with Will Smith! Maybe if you go show them your tongue stud they'll stick a banana in your a**, stuff your "V" with ice cream, and sprinkle their nuts on top? Doesn't hurt to ask?(Right?)

How charming! Something of the language of this post on the forum about double pinitration has offended the word censor!
Groucho Marx

United States

#67 Nov 8, 2010
LEOPARD SKIN PILLBOX HAT wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU APPEAR TO HAVE A PURPLE COATED TONGUE. I SUGGEST GETTING YOUR LIVER CHECKED.
My intuition tells me that a woman sandwiched between at least two men having anal and vaginal intercourse at the same time and perhaps watching "On The Beatch" at the same time has bigger things to worry about than her liver... like... his liver?

Cocoa: Bwab! Did thyou jus take off yur conthom?
Bob:(really drunk) "Huh? What's you say, baby? I really love you, you know, so does the homeless guy you're Frenching. Jeez, I think I can feel the veins in his penis!"

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