ron jon

United States

#513 Mar 27, 2011
I used to work at a mortuary and would mess around with the female corpses. I started just fondling them, but eventually I would have sex with them, especially the younger ones. It's funny, my current wife doesn't like sex any more and prefers to just lie there, which is fine with me.
anonymous

Hamilton, OH

#514 Mar 27, 2011
ron jon wrote:
I used to work at a mortuary and would mess around with the female corpses. I started just fondling them, but eventually I would have sex with them, especially the younger ones. It's funny, my current wife doesn't like sex any more and prefers to just lie there, which is fine with me.
You just MIGHT want to use condoms for such antics... after all, they ARE dead... which means that they died of something... maybe something YOU don't want to catch.... Also bacteria tend to grow in such places which can give you a nasty infection....

If you want to secure some co-operation from your wife, wait for a particularly 'dead' episode of sex with her, then immediately call 911 and start performing CPR on her... when she objects, tell her that you honestly thought that she had expired..... particularly when she is still naked when the medics show up to haul her off.....

“Try Me”

Since: Jun 08

N/A

#515 Mar 27, 2011
So_Calif_Gal wrote:
My BF had me stick a big needle though his foreskin so he could wear a gold ring in it. I got wet thinking about doing it.
Ouch. For some reason I don't like to associate the word needle with the thought of a penis.
anonymous

Hamilton, OH

#516 Mar 27, 2011
Also, be advised, that with the increasingly cheaper surveilence and security cameras, you might not necessarily know when they are present and in use... such places just might install them to have a video record of the integrity of their process and handling of the dead for their own protection.... It would be way more than a little disconcerting and embarrassing to have a security tape of you performing one of your little 'extra' services on the dead show up to be used in your prosecution.....
ron jon

Palatka, FL

#518 Mar 27, 2011
anonymous wrote:
<quoted text>
You just MIGHT want to use condoms for such antics... after all, they ARE dead... which means that they died of something... maybe something YOU don't want to catch.... Also bacteria tend to grow in such places which can give you a nasty infection....
If you want to secure some co-operation from your wife, wait for a particularly 'dead' episode of sex with her, then immediately call 911 and start performing CPR on her... when she objects, tell her that you honestly thought that she had expired..... particularly when she is still naked when the medics show up to haul her off.....
I been trying to get her to let me wash and make her up prior to going to bed. She thinks its a little sick, tho. But, since she's a Christian, I tell her it's her duty to submit to her husband. LOL

“Women dream not of equals,”

Since: Mar 11

but of Masters.

#519 Mar 27, 2011
anonymous wrote:
<quoted text>
You just MIGHT want to use condoms for such antics... after all, they ARE dead... which means that they died of something... maybe something YOU don't want to catch.... Also bacteria tend to grow in such places which can give you a nasty infection....
If you want to secure some co-operation from your wife, wait for a particularly 'dead' episode of sex with her, then immediately call 911 and start performing CPR on her... when she objects, tell her that you honestly thought that she had expired..... particularly when she is still naked when the medics show up to haul her off.....
LOL I can't stop laughing at that one.

“Women dream not of equals,”

Since: Mar 11

but of Masters.

#520 Mar 27, 2011
Hallzaway wrote:
<quoted text>what r u talking about not even on topic
The comment was on topic. The poster was referring to Ronjon's post about having sex with the deceased.
big cock

Bolingbrook, IL

#521 Mar 27, 2011
Emma wrote:
Gave my 2 brothers a BJ.
will you give me a BJ
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sam

Houston, TX

#522 Mar 27, 2011
On my days off i'd get stoned,sneak some girl clothes into an adult bookstore booth,and watch shemale movies for hours.There was a small gloryhole in the door i'd barely cover up,so if men wanted to watch me stoned and dressed like a girl,they could easily push out the paper cover.Problem was,is that i've had people checking up on me for years.Private detective types.They knew about the bookstore,and have told my employers,old friends,etc about it.Even though it's been 8 years since i did that stuff,everybody still laughs about it in front of me.I only did that to make jacking off more fun.
Dhirendra

New Delhi, India

#523 Mar 27, 2011
The sickest sexual happened few months ago in the last summer.
I am retired person of age 63yrs and a widower staying alone.
My youngest married few years ago make back to home to spend her summer vacation with me.She is of 29yrs of age having 1-kid of 5yrs.
After few days, I shared with her that I am feeling very lonely alone. She all sympathetic for me ad begun to spend more time with me. Among my 2 daughters, I loved the youngest one the most.
One evening I asked her to sit on my lap. She obeyed me ans sat on my lap She was heavy but I managed to take her load on my lap. I held her tightly and began to kiss her.She showered all her kindness to make me little comfortable and she also kissed me back.I could not bear her bodyweight, and asked her to sit on the sofa beside me, and we continued kissing.She was kissing me sincerely and I began feel the heat after a long time.
I slowly lifted my hands and began to cup and fondle with her 36"size breasts. She looked at me smiled at me which meant that she understood I want to get naughty with her.I opened her blouse and bra and licked and sucked her breasts and asked her to masturbate me.She rubbed her breasts on my erection and jerked me out after sometime. I felt very relaxed after many years.
Next day again I called her to my room, and she knew by now why I have called her. In few days of time, we tried out almost everything with each other from mutual oral sex to vaginal intercourse.I never ejaculated so much. But with my daughter , at my that age I ejaculated almost everyday with her. Everytime I ejaculated I felt refreshed and felt much younger at her company.She extended her stay for a week more with me and left for her own house.

Today when I sit alone, I feel what a sickman I was mentally to have sex with my daughter for the first time my 60+ age, and what she must be thinking about me now.
IsuckonmymomsNIP PLES

Brooklyn, NY

#525 Mar 27, 2011
The naughtiest thing I've ever fantasized about before actually doing was to cuckold my own father. He was already a pathetic half- feminized submissive cuck, but when I started putting the moves on my incredibly sexy mom (right in front of the wimp), she responded very favorably and my idiot father didn't do anything to stop us. She loved the fact that neither of us seemed to have the least bit of respect for the moron! My mom isn't some old hag, she had me when she was fourteen and we grew up more like best friends than mother and son, plus she's one of those women who look almost ten years younger than they are. And when she broke the news to the old man, that I was now permanently the man of the house and that he would be sleeping in my old room while I would be sleeping with her, my dad was finally totally mentally and spiritually crushed. After a while he looked like his mind was half gone ... I guess he just couldn't take witnesing (and being made to film!) his twenty-two year old son constantly breast-feeding on mommy's thick, meaty nipples and our wild love making! Sometimes he cries and sobs while filming us, but that just makes mom's nipples stretch out and get even harder! Any way, breaking my dad's will, taking his place AND his woman and driving him to the very edge of his sanity (not to mention making him our pathetic lil' slave! LOL!) is probably the naughtiest thing I've ever done. But he's weak, I'm strong and therefore MOM'S NIPPLES are ALL MINE!!! Thanks dad! LOL!
Michael

Los Angeles, CA

#527 Mar 27, 2011
No lube or anything just did wash my hands and left didn't even clean it up And I'm only 13:)
anonymous

Hamilton, OH

#529 Mar 28, 2011
Erica wrote:
http://www.maxocum.com/ ...
MaxoCum fulfills the male desire to have a stronger semen count. This capsule has boosted male fertility rates and also happiness among couples!
Yeah but it has also contributed to global warming from atmospheric pollution, by making it possible for a man to blast his stuff into the stratosphere...
emily

Bridgend, UK

#530 Mar 28, 2011
I have been teaching a 12 year old girl to kiss and play with her self and she ask me if she could lick me out don't no if that's too much

I am 19 f uk

Since: Dec 10

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#531 Mar 28, 2011
emily wrote:
I have been teaching a 12 year old girl to kiss and play with her self and she ask me if she could lick me out don't no if that's too much
I am 19 f uk
and I would you like to share with you emily,,,,

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“Friends Forever”

Since: Sep 10

FriendsTown, USA

#532 Mar 28, 2011
emily wrote:
I have been teaching a 12 year old girl to kiss and play with her self and she ask me if she could lick me out don't no if that's too much
I am 19 f uk
Emily....you're stupid....and nasty!!!
Zombie

Sunderland, UK

#533 Mar 28, 2011
emily wrote:
I have been teaching a 12 year old girl to kiss and play with her self and she ask me if she could lick me out don't no if that's too much
I am 19 f uk
Emily let her do it and return the favour. im sure you will both enjoy it

Since: Mar 11

Lagos, Nigeria

#534 Mar 28, 2011
That is a very bad advise man.... stay off her, she is teenager... u will pay for you evil if u do... to be forewarned is to be froarmed
hugedick

Tampa, FL

#535 Mar 28, 2011
Hannah wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, i'm 14, i haven't really done anything bad but i sxted. My discussion is Weakness to sxting. If anyone wants to give me advice, please go to that discussion.
hey wats up i love sxting

Since: Mar 11

Lagos, Nigeria

#536 Mar 28, 2011
staceyGstring wrote:
<quoted text>
No I didn't suck it after that!
wow...

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