Help: how to make homemade dick?

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Dr Yummy

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Dear Topix members,
I'm doing a little research for my website on fake dicks and I need help from ladies and gay folks here.
My question is: how to make homemade dick sex toy?
Please tell me about your experiences. How you make it? How often do you use it? Can it replace real penis? The best ideas will be published at http://jerkstuff.blogspot.com/

Thanks!
Dr Yummy

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And I forgot...
Is there any way to fill this fake penis with sperm substitute? You know like simulation of male orgasm in your ass/vagina? That could be hot?
Any bright ideas?

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I'm not gay but first thing that occurred to me is why not take big syringe with hot water or whatever and when you are about to c|_|m just inject the content inside?
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May 27, 2012
 
make one with clay and wrap a plastic bag or condumn around it
Brit

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Hi,
U can make a dick by:
•take of the pull it side of a bop is
•attatche a tube with tape, but cover it with a plastic bag first, attach the tube on the Jon dick side
•then super glue a suction cup on the end of the tube so u can place in a wall or hard would floor
Mine works great!!! Try it, it's easy to make!!
Anonymous

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Jan 1, 2013
 
Im not gay but take a hot dog and put a condom or use a polish
Stella

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I LOVE sex im having it right now tbis strangers penis is in my mouth also two girls are sucking my boobs and and a boy is lickin my privite
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Stella wrote:
I LOVE sex im having it right now tbis strangers penis is in my mouth also two girls are sucking my boobs and and a boy is lickin my privite
And let me guess, you're typing with the tip of your nose because you also have your hands wrapped around two guys' c-cks, right?:)
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I'm only 11 years old and I just had sdx for the first time and I bleed a little bit but it didn't hurt at all!.
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panda wrote:
I'm only 11 years old and I just had sdx for the first time and I bleed a little bit but it didn't hurt at all!.
dude ur 11 u don't need to have sex.
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Well i was 12 and it hurted like hell but um take a condom and put flour and water in it. wait for it to harden and there you go

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showmeyours_m wrote:
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And let me guess, you're typing with the tip of your nose because you also have your hands wrapped around two guys' c-cks, right?:)
this made me fall out of my 5 foot tall bed. I'm not sure if I should thank you for the laugh or rebuke you for the injury
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Apr 2, 2013
 
Be very careful putting anything into a condom and then inserting it into your rectum. Did my residency at a hospital in the village, and I can’t tell you how many X-Rays we had of objects that had to be removed from rectums due to either the item going past the sphincter and getting stuck, or the condom breaking and the item inside separating. Your post in particular reminded me of the 14 year old boy that had ½ of a sausage that had to be removed when the condom broke and the sausage split. We always entertained the new residents with that file.
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Apr 20, 2013
 
never tryed this but a corn flower mix in a comdom it will be soft as it goes in hard when its in
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Apr 21, 2013
 
I am about to do a porn film.the dick is so big and the first time using a hotdog for a fake dick it felt so good.I think you should do it to a hotdog is the best thing.
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Apr 23, 2013
 
ok, so this will sound weird, but i found that if you take the handle of a tooth brush and lubricate it it works wonders. it'll make you gush and it'll feel A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!!!!
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#26
Apr 25, 2013
 
take a hot dog rinse it poke a hole at the top squirt warm water through the hole so it goes in your you know what
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Apr 25, 2013
 
or you could take the mouth part of an electric toothbrush put it you know where turn it on and boom! you have a vibrator
Dantheman6699

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Apr 25, 2013
 
If you need a template u can use mine snap chat dantheman6699
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#29
Apr 27, 2013
 
Dantheman6699 cool stuff man. maybe we could f**k one day ha ha :]

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