best stories about peeing with a boner

best stories about peeing with a boner

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Since: Oct 10

Jamaica Plain, MA

#1 Oct 14, 2010
ok so guys i know youve all had to pee atleast once in your life when you had a boner. lets hear the funniest stories you have

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thor

Peru

#5 May 18, 2011
FELIPE: as you say, yes you can. Urethra is blocked only at the moment of cumming.Anyway you were peein with a boner. I suppose you must be cut, being from the US.
Joe

San Antonio, TX

#6 May 20, 2011
About a month ago I was in the mens room at the urinal and a hispanic worker came running in pulling his zipper down as he headed for the stall.He must have drank a lot of coffee because he peed loud and long and this caused me to get a boner. I have seen him in the mensroom before at the urinal and he has a very large Penis and long foreskin that he doesn't pull back when he pees.He also doesn't shake it much before he puts it back in his pants and I can see a little wet spot form on his khakis.I couldn't even finish peeing because I was so hard.He is always friendly and shy so when he came out of the stall I said to him that he looked like he was about to wet his pants.He doesn't speak much english so I was showing him how he ran in the mensroom pulling his zipper down and while I was telling him I put my hand on the zipper area acting like I was trying to get him to understand what I was saying but I was really feeling him through his khakis and touching where the wet spot was.I kept thinking this is where the head of his penis and his foreskin is.I came in my pants right then.

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Colorado Springs, CO

#7 May 20, 2011
years ago my ex said her friends husband p-ed in her p-ssy while fu-king and it was the greatest org-sm she ever had and asked if I we could try it. It took several attempts over a few days but finally, after drinking about 5 rum and cokes I was ready to explode. We ran out back and I laid down and she straddled me and slid down on me. She moved up and down very slowly and just kept begging me to do it and I was concentrating on it too so I could. It started as a slow strean and then just gushed out. What a feeling for both of us. We found something new to enjoy. Loved it when she would go on me while ridding my shaft ... whew ... HOT.

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Since: Jan 11

UK

#8 May 21, 2011
chris wrote:
you can't pee with a boner your urethra is blocked off
UNTRUE!

I've seen my bf pee plenty of times while FULLY erect! He's also pee'd on and inside me while erect so you couldn't be more wrong

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#9 May 21, 2011
yes i used to enjoy peeing inside my ex wifes when i was erect
Drake

Barstow, CA

#10 Aug 29, 2011
staceyGstring wrote:
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UNTRUE!
I've seen my bf pee plenty of times while FULLY erect! He's also pee'd on and inside me while erect so you couldn't be more wrong
You're right, Stacy. We guys piss with boners all the time. The dude with the urethra problem is the exception to the rule.
Devin

Barstow, CA

#11 Aug 29, 2011
Joe wrote:
About a month ago I was in the mens room at the urinal and a hispanic worker came running in pulling his zipper down as he headed for the stall.He must have drank a lot of coffee because he peed loud and long and this caused me to get a boner. I have seen him in the mensroom before at the urinal and he has a very large Penis and long foreskin that he doesn't pull back when he pees.He also doesn't shake it much before he puts it back in his pants and I can see a little wet spot form on his khakis.I couldn't even finish peeing because I was so hard.He is always friendly and shy so when he came out of the stall I said to him that he looked like he was about to wet his pants.He doesn't speak much english so I was showing him how he ran in the mensroom pulling his zipper down and while I was telling him I put my hand on the zipper area acting like I was trying to get him to understand what I was saying but I was really feeling him through his khakis and touching where the wet spot was.I kept thinking this is where the head of his penis and his foreskin is.I came in my pants right then.
What an awesome story, Joe. Did the hispanic dude get an erection while you were copping a feel through his pants fabric? I'm surprised that he didn't just pull it out and jack with you! You probably had a nice wet spot yourself, after spurting your load of spermy semen!

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Danny

Philadelphia, PA

#12 Nov 29, 2011
One time I was in school and I had to piss really bad before the next class started! I knew the bell was about to ring but I couldn't get rid of my boner. So I went to the bathroom (at the urinal on the end) really quick cause I knew if I didn't go then I'd have to wait another hour. My hope was I would be the only one there but they filled up as soon as I started. I heard one of the other kids saying "damn what's with your dick" so I shook it reaaly quick and ran off before I could even finish cuz I was so embarrassed!
bart

Tienen, Belgium

#13 Dec 11, 2011
the first time... I woke up on a sunday morning with the feeling of a little pee. I felt back asleep and when I woke up again, I had a very urgent pee, but I had a boner. so I stood up and went to the bathroom. I really had to pee, but my boner was against my tummy, so I couldn't pee. actually I could but the whole bathroom would be wet. so I sat down on the toilet and pushed my boner down, which really hurted.It took a long time, but in the end my boner flipped up aigain and I was totally wet.:(

now when I have to pee with a fully erected boner I put a towel around my dick and pee in it. because I do not hurt as much as pushing it down.
D3rk99

Driggs, WY

#14 May 25, 2012
Felipe wrote:
One time at seaworld I went to a urinal and I had a boner from seeing a 8 year old dick( I'm not gay and I'm 13) so when I was peeing it went all over his dick(he pulled his pants all the way down
That is gay in every way
Max

Hove, UK

#15 Aug 20, 2012
Once at a football match i went during the game as i was bursting and there were three men equally placed along the urinal wall and the cubicals were full. So i had no choice but to piss next to once of them so i chose a young japanese guy. i was very embarresed and i had to stand back because of splash back, so he had a full view of my boner. He didn't seem that bothered but deffinatly looked!
Liam

Manchester, UK

#17 Aug 20, 2012
I was at the leisure centre and I needed a pee really badly so I went into the bathroom ant it was empty so I went to the urinal nearest the corner and as I was peeing I got a boner causing my stream to point up. Then a really sexy black guy walked in and I turned to look, I forgot I was hard and he was only a one urinal away. I turned and quickly turned back as I realised I was peeing. It just splashed on him, I apologised and he said it was okay. I finished but I still had a boner so I tucked it in my waistband and went over to the sink. The other guy walked over to the sinks too and we both washed our hands. He looked at me funny and I said sorry about before I wasn't thinking. He turned to face me and I saw that he had a massive boner visible in his shorts. This took me over the edge and I came, the tip if my cock spurted out from below my top and I came right infront of him, my cock had flopped out and. Some of the cum even went on him. I just stood there feeling awful, it had happened in seconds and there was nothing I could do. He practically ran into a cubicle, I cleaned up and was about to leave when I heahim moaning in the cubicle I went into the one next door and locked the door. I still needed to pee so I went and the moaning stopped. I left the cubicle as he opened the door and peeked out, he saw me and opened the door fully to reveal his erection
Sammicanscream

Mineral Wells, TX

#18 Sep 3, 2012
How does it feel when a guy pees in you???just curious cuz my bf says he wants to n I want him to too

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#19 Sep 3, 2012
Sammicanscream wrote:
How does it feel when a guy pees in you???just curious cuz my bf says he wants to n I want him to too
Well i guess you can compare it too a guy shooting inside you, only way longer and way more?
Bob

Euless, TX

#20 Nov 9, 2012
You obviously like men if you get an erection from hearing a man pee
Joe wrote:
About a month ago I was in the mens room at the urinal and a hispanic worker came running in pulling his zipper down as he headed for the stall.He must have drank a lot of coffee because he peed loud and long and this caused me to get a boner. I have seen him in the mensroom before at the urinal and he has a very large Penis and long foreskin that he doesn't pull back when he pees.He also doesn't shake it much before he puts it back in his pants and I can see a little wet spot form on his khakis.I couldn't even finish peeing because I was so hard.He is always friendly and shy so when he came out of the stall I said to him that he looked like he was about to wet his pants.He doesn't speak much english so I was showing him how he ran in the mensroom pulling his zipper down and while I was telling him I put my hand on the zipper area acting like I was trying to get him to understand what I was saying but I was really feeling him through his khakis and touching where the wet spot was.I kept thinking this is where the head of his penis and his foreskin is.I came in my pants right then.
kljl

Berwyn, IL

#21 Nov 19, 2012
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chloe

Portland, OR

#22 Nov 20, 2012
Drake wrote:
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You're right, Stacy. We guys piss with boners all the time. The dude with the urethra problem is the exception to the rule.
Only girls have urethras....
mav

Heywood, UK

#23 Nov 21, 2012
When I was about 7 or 8 I remember going to this pub my mum and her bf used to take us too some sundays.There was a live trad jazz banned on and we loved it there. I was at an age where they let me go the mens room unaccompanied as there wasn't the hysteria, where everyone's a potential paedophile, like there is today. I never knew why my penis got so hard from time to time and as I was very small for my age my erect dick looked quite big in comparison. I was too young to associate a hardon with sex which I knew nothing about and so wasn't aware of my impropriety when despite having a raging boner, had an even more urgent need to pee. I got up and made my way to the gents and remember a guy towering over me as he held the door open for me. I went up to the one low urinal at the end that I could reach easily and got my still very erect boner out and immediately started to pee.
I was looking down at my dick thinking how outsized it appeared and marveling at the arching stream having to stand further back as the arch got higher. I noticed the guy standing next to me looking so tried to stand back closer and press my dick down horizontal. I noticed that the urinals filled up quickly and more of the occupants where looking, some blatantly staring, some fertively glancing but inadvertently treated them all to the sight of a little boys boner. It wasn't till my later teen years I realised the event for some of them in there, would be sexually gratifying.
The only other time was a when I was a couple of years younger, woke up in the middle of the night and went into the bathroom still half asleep, sat on the loo and started to pee. I woke up and to my horror saw the pee shooting all over the floor. I screamed and my dad rushed in and saw what was occuring and calmly pressed my penis into the bowl until I had finished weeing. Embarrasing that
horny m

United States

#24 Nov 21, 2012
Does any one like getting pissed on:)

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