Phinaeus Latherpants

Johnson City, NY

#459 Mar 27, 2011
My GF crammed the jack from our Volkswagon up her Poocher Dooch-- the keeper on her left earring kept popping off for two weeks!

“always looking...”

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#461 Mar 27, 2011
i use vegetables often but now, after i read all this, it doesnt seems crazy at all
Sexpickle

Mansfield, OH

#463 Mar 27, 2011
I got bored so I stuck a rolled up 4 by 6 paper up my vagina. It felt awesome
FreakyChick

Strasburg, VA

#466 Mar 28, 2011
I stuck a hot dog up mine it hurt when i pulled it out i wanted to cry but going was like heaven
chloe the cutie

Albuquerque, NM

#467 Mar 28, 2011
I put a sewing needle up my vagina once, it hurt really bad but i loved it cuz i love pain in that area, its scary at first but just feel your vain when its in there it feels so good and gets you really horny <3
Jak

Superior, WI

#468 Mar 28, 2011
FreakyChick wrote:
I stuck a hot dog up mine it hurt when i pulled it out i wanted to cry but going was like heaven
U should slide a hot dog in ur little b utthole
Heather Peck

United States

#469 Apr 1, 2011
A few years ago, my husband saw some pictures on the web of a woman having a nerf football put into her. Lubed the heck out of it, scrunched it way down, and the guy started feeding it up into her. Looked painful, especially when she had to push it out and she stretched way open. I had to try it. The pressure was incredible, and pushing it out felt a lot like when I gave birth to my daughter. But god it was hot. We've done it a number of times since.

Since: Mar 11

Europe

#470 Apr 1, 2011
Tommy Gunn-again wrote:
All the above comments come from 50 plus men, who are sitting alone in their dirty bedroom playing with their two inch dicks.
I take great exception to that, mine's well over 2 inches - it can even get to 3 when erect!:)
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anonymous

Hamilton, OH

#471 Apr 1, 2011
Heather Peck wrote:
A few years ago, my husband saw some pictures on the web of a woman having a nerf football put into her. Lubed the heck out of it, scrunched it way down, and the guy started feeding it up into her. Looked painful, especially when she had to push it out and she stretched way open. I had to try it. The pressure was incredible, and pushing it out felt a lot like when I gave birth to my daughter. But god it was hot. We've done it a number of times since.
You should try a VW beetle.....
Heather Peck

United States

#473 Apr 1, 2011
anonymous wrote:
<quoted text>
You should try a VW beetle.....
No, dead serious about this. It took about 15 minutes and a lot of straining but I did it. I'm 5 feet 4 inches and a little chunky given that I had a kid not long ago. So I'm not a huge woman. I think the link to the porn site my husband found is around somewhere, can post it if I can find it if people want and its allowed. It blew my mind the first time and continues to.

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#474 Apr 1, 2011
Heather Peck wrote:
<quoted text>
No, dead serious about this. It took about 15 minutes and a lot of straining but I did it. I'm 5 feet 4 inches and a little chunky given that I had a kid not long ago. So I'm not a huge woman. I think the link to the porn site my husband found is around somewhere, can post it if I can find it if people want and its allowed. It blew my mind the first time and continues to.
hmm,,,how old are you and would you like to talk more close?
summersky

Canton, TX

#476 Apr 3, 2011
Heather Peck wrote:
<quoted text>
No, dead serious about this. It took about 15 minutes and a lot of straining but I did it. I'm 5 feet 4 inches and a little chunky given that I had a kid not long ago. So I'm not a huge woman. I think the link to the porn site my husband found is around somewhere, can post it if I can find it if people want and its allowed. It blew my mind the first time and continues to.
I would like to see the video. Ive heard about people doing this sort of thing, but i never could find the right websites. If you happen to find it, could you send me the link at asokkathewolf@gmail.com

Since: Mar 10

Stroudsburg, PA

#477 Apr 4, 2011
valle_wet wrote:
i use vegetables often but now, after i read all this, it doesnt seems crazy at all
it may not sound so crazy but it made me hot to read u'r post i like it when woman use food in there p@ssy it taste soooo gooood!!would u tell me more at jep5213@gmail.com
Heather Peck

United States

#478 Apr 4, 2011
summersky wrote:
<quoted text>
I would like to see the video. Ive heard about people doing this sort of thing, but i never could find the right websites. If you happen to find it, could you send me the link at asokkathewolf@gmail.com
I think this was the site:
http://www.general-search.net/fileinfo/gs489b...

“Cut, buffed, always erect.”

Since: Jul 09

Barcelona, Spain

#479 Apr 4, 2011
Heather Peck wrote:
A few years ago, my husband saw some pictures on the web of a woman having a nerf football put into her. Lubed the heck out of it, scrunched it way down, and the guy started feeding it up into her. Looked painful, especially when she had to push it out and she stretched way open. I had to try it. The pressure was incredible, and pushing it out felt a lot like when I gave birth to my daughter. But god it was hot. We've done it a number of times since.
Dear Heather, BRAVO! Your husband is a lucky man to have such an adventurous woman. What is your next conquest?

“Cut, buffed, always erect.”

Since: Jul 09

Barcelona, Spain

#480 Apr 4, 2011
My wife and I saw a great stage show in Ibiza a while back where a beautiful woman took an entire champagne bottle all the way into her vagina.

We did not think it was possible and had seen video of other women who tried. This woman made it completely disappear. The smile on her face told us she knew it too.

While holding the
bottle she fingered herself to very satisfying orgasm then slowly let the bottle emerge.

To our complete surprise she popped the cork and served those of us in the front row. All along we thought the bottle was empty!
Noname

Huntington Station, NY

#481 Apr 4, 2011
With my bf and he is sticking things in my vag.I'm getting wet up there, he sticked his 9" penis inside me and it got stuck and while he was trying to pull it out he was c-umming me
It was painful when he trok it output itwas worth it !!!!!!!!
VagTeaser

Murfreesboro, TN

#482 Apr 8, 2011
I once used my lava lamp cap. Oh, I had like 50 orgasms!!

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#483 Apr 8, 2011
VagTeaser wrote:
I once used my lava lamp cap. Oh, I had like 50 orgasms!!
Nice!!!! Wanna give details? If you wanna do it privet my email is xxxxx9944@yahoo.com
Fordka

Europe

#484 Apr 8, 2011
VagTeaser wrote:
I once used my lava lamp cap. Oh, I had like 50 orgasms!!
did it enlighten you and did you sparks fly

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