Joe M

Palmdale, CA

#245 Jul 12, 2010
kirsha wrote:
When I was about 13 and been having sex from 12 I was horny one night and had a few condoms.I got a cucumber and a carrot from the kitchen. I used the carrot first it was allot thinners till I got it all the way in about 10" deep it felt weird going so much deeper there was a big difference. I've read after a few inches there are no nerve endings well that's bull shit. It wasn't a big task at all taking the carrot and I figured it wouldn't be. But I did anticipate my cucumber encounter with a little bit of uncertainty that I would pull it off. The thing was like 3 cocks tied next to each other that I had been with lol. The entry was a task of awkward and pain kinda like trying to do the splits.I had my legs wide apart and used various techniques to push it in. When I did get it in it went in about 3" and I just held it there for several minutes. Getting use to it was intense my body would shake {didn't realize at time it was my first orgasm) then it would relax. I didn't want to take it out because I didn't want to go thru the trouble of stretch my self back out to take it again. So I shoved it in to about 5-6" and held it in me this time I started to shake uncontrollably my legs started to kick and it popped out. I layed down resting thumbing my clit on my tummy.I rolled back over on my back and rammed it back in this time I felt triumphant that it went in with out all the effort. I started to slide it in and out holding it in when the shaking sensation would arise and enjoy it. Then would start trusting it deeper going out and in from 2 7" deep. This became so good I looked at the additional inches and smiled inside. I ended up taking every inch of that monster that night and morning. I found myself addicted to using that and others I would ask my parents to buy cucumbers all the time. They ended up figuring out my real cucumber hunger at first they got mad. My dad made a negative comment and I fired back at-least I wont get pregnant. He laugh and said well fucking all those huge cucumbers might not get you pregnant but you going to have a huge pussy know. I laugh saying well it was always big but never full like it get now.
H o t.
love to patienly open a woman up, stretching & stuffing, feeling the pulses, quivers & twitches...
mint jelly enema

Ridgefield Park, NJ

#246 Jul 12, 2010
A 72 FORD PINTO,,,,,,,I HAVE A BIG CLAM !!!!

Since: Jul 09

Colorado Springs, CO

#247 Jul 22, 2010
angie80 wrote:
<quoted text> ever try mints? I see your geting kinky. Yum
Mints sound great, what else should I try? Maybe I will get on cam for you and try the ice...mmmm

I still like the idea of playing in your back garden, we could real kinky!!!
anonimus

Hamilton, OH

#248 Jul 28, 2010
i stick 2 gel pen in there

Since: Jul 09

Colorado Springs, CO

#249 Jul 28, 2010
4042liz wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm a squirter hehe
I'm a squirter :)
mmmm well liz, would you squirt for me? I would love to sample :) I would lay at your feet and drink it all up!!!
hornyasfuck

United States

#250 Aug 12, 2010
Welll since we ran out of bananas my last option was celery sticks. two of them with a condom over it. its like a generic d****, but still feels amazing!

Since: Jul 09

Colorado Springs, CO

#251 Aug 12, 2010
hornyasfuck wrote:
Welll since we ran out of bananas my last option was celery sticks. two of them with a condom over it. its like a generic d****, but still feels amazing!
Now that sounds like fun :) Lucky veggies :)
heather

Portland, OR

#253 Aug 25, 2010
the largest thing I stuck in my vagina was a two liter pop bottel
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Tina

Lansdale, PA

#254 Aug 25, 2010
Idoodit wrote:
I once had a girlfriend who liked to do herself with all kinds of objects, especially anything that vibrated. One day I was working in my garage and was using my air chisel which is basically a miniture pistol grip jack hammer. When I stopped she made the remark that it looked like it might be fun if it had a soft d*ldo attached to it. So late that week, I bought a nine inch foam filled and attached it to an old hammer head attachment for my air chisel. Then I put an airflow control valve in the line and used a tie wrap to hold the trigger down. This way she would be able to turn it off and on and control the intensity of its strokes just by turning the little air valve. Later that night I showed it to her and after grabbing the lube we went out to the garage. I plugged in the airline while she got naked and laid on my workbench. Then I demonstrated how the control worked and gave it to her. I lubed up her new toy an put it in, then she turned it on while I held it. At first she tuned it up little by little and told me to put it all the way in. She eventually turned it up until her whole body was vibrating and then her eyes rolled back in her head. She had one huge orgasm then lay there moaning loudly while her thighs quivered. After about ten minutes she let out a scream and Pulled off of her toy. That was the first time a saw a female ejaculate and she sprayed it all over me.
This is SO hot...it's making me VERY wet...just thinking about it...
True Magnetic North

Thailand

#255 Aug 25, 2010
My wife has a huge vagina after giving birth and can insert a whole mango inside. I posted it on Youtube but it was censored.
lllllllllllll

Caulfield, Australia

#257 Sep 20, 2010
mindy wrote:
once i stuck my cats two feet up my vagina! after that my period started for about three weeks!
" your a wierd o"

Since: Jul 09

Colorado Springs, CO

#258 Sep 21, 2010
Tina wrote:
<quoted text>
This is SO hot...it's making me VERY wet...just thinking about it...
mmmm squirting, I love it, so want to experience a woman who will :) and taste her too :)
4042liz

United States

#259 Sep 25, 2010
Earnie wrote:
<quoted text>
mmmm well liz, would you squirt for me? I would love to sample :) I would lay at your feet and drink it all up!!!
hehe maybe if your lucky what else would you like to do?
dr fill

Arlington Heights, IL

#260 Sep 25, 2010
Francesca wrote:
At an all-girl wine party we each stuck something different in our containers. Mine got a hammer's wooden handle.
Is that what girls do at get togethers. When men get together they watch football or baseball. We do say, Hey bob grab a carrot out of the fridge, Im gonna ram that puppy up my butt!!!

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#261 Sep 25, 2010
True Magnetic North wrote:
My wife has a huge vagina after giving birth and can insert a whole mango inside. I posted it on Youtube but it was censored.
do you still have the video?
dennis

Hialeah, FL

#262 Sep 25, 2010
Maymay i love you,you are gret.

Since: Jul 09

Colorado Springs, CO

#263 Sep 25, 2010
Tina wrote:
<quoted text>
This is SO hot...it's making me VERY wet...just thinking about it...
I am glad you are sooo wet, cuz I am very thirsty :) Can I come over for a snack and drink u all up?

Since: Jul 09

Colorado Springs, CO

#264 Sep 25, 2010
4042liz wrote:
<quoted text>
hehe maybe if your lucky what else would you like to do?
mmmmm lucky is right :) that would be amazing. I would happily suckle your breast, caress your body, finger your sweet slit and lick and suck on your C**t until u squirted and then licked you clean after :) ready to go again?:)
buddy

Tyler, TX

#265 Sep 25, 2010
My gf in high school wouldn't let me screw her and wanted something bigger than my fingers, so I poked a flashlight in her. I turned it on and we laughed like crazy while she shined the light out into the woods from the back seat. I then rolled a doobie using the light between her legs. Good times.
Andrea

United States

#266 Sep 25, 2010
Beer bottles, bed post and the stick shift of a car

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