What's the craziest thing you've stick up your vagina?

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Selena

Renton, WA

#1 Dec 21, 2008
For me, I'd have to say, 1 night I was feeling adventurous, so I took a knife from the cabinet...and well you can guess the rest.

It hurt like shit, but it was the best masturbation toy I've ever used!

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“Alejandro.”

Since: Nov 08

London, silly

#3 Dec 21, 2008
my gf went a bit mad and did a pepperami... hot in more than one way lol

“Alejandro.”

Since: Nov 08

London, silly

#5 Dec 21, 2008
Rock_Out wrote:
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HAHAHA. i feel like you would convince your gf to f*ck an umbrella.
*sighs*. im not sure she'd go for that. too pointy lol. but i can hope... lol
Idoodit

Indianapolis, IN

#7 Dec 22, 2008
I once had a girlfriend who liked to do herself with all kinds of objects, especially anything that vibrated. One day I was working in my garage and was using my air chisel which is basically a miniture pistol grip jack hammer. When I stopped she made the remark that it looked like it might be fun if it had a soft d*ldo attached to it. So late that week, I bought a nine inch foam filled and attached it to an old hammer head attachment for my air chisel. Then I put an airflow control valve in the line and used a tie wrap to hold the trigger down. This way she would be able to turn it off and on and control the intensity of its strokes just by turning the little air valve. Later that night I showed it to her and after grabbing the lube we went out to the garage. I plugged in the airline while she got naked and laid on my workbench. Then I demonstrated how the control worked and gave it to her. I lubed up her new toy an put it in, then she turned it on while I held it. At first she tuned it up little by little and told me to put it all the way in. She eventually turned it up until her whole body was vibrating and then her eyes rolled back in her head. She had one huge orgasm then lay there moaning loudly while her thighs quivered. After about ten minutes she let out a scream and Pulled off of her toy. That was the first time a saw a female ejaculate and she sprayed it all over me.

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#8 Dec 22, 2008
Selena wrote:
For me, I'd have to say, 1 night I was feeling adventurous, so I took a knife from the cabinet...and well you can guess the rest.
It hurt like shit, but it was the best masturbation toy I've ever used!
omg....weren't u bleeding?
u wouldnt be able to have sex for a week or more...w/o ripping it open again.
jenny

Peoria, IL

#12 Jan 4, 2009
i just did this.
you go in your bathroom and put your vagina in the place where the water comes out in your bath then you turn on the water to the hottest temp and sit there. it feels amazing. my boyfriend was there with me and he kept massaging my vagina while the water was running. it was so amazing. but it did burn a little but it was so worth it.

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mandy

United States

#13 Jan 12, 2009
once while i was in my bathtub i turned on the jets that come from the side and then rubbed my vagina on it
Irish Lass

Dublin, Ireland

#18 Feb 18, 2009
when i was 13 when i was on holidays i was in the jacoosi and me and my brother put our hands over the jets so no air could come out then when u let them go it went full force and i moved my vsgina out to it by accident and i was like WOAH!

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Since: Feb 09

Macon, GA

#19 Feb 18, 2009
flyboy wrote:
<quoted text>Gross. Like really, that is totally gross.
You do know that cat's use their paws to cover up urine and poop... and can carry ringworms.

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bethhh

Old Orchard Beach, ME

#20 Feb 18, 2009
i once got on the floor naked and let my dog lick my vagina is felt so good then i got into the shower and opened my vagina and let the water just go in it felt so good

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“Alejandro.”

Since: Nov 08

London, silly

#21 Feb 18, 2009
if i was a girl i would somehow f*ck a ferarri. maybe the exhaust pipe. hmm sex and supercars... LOL

yeah im crazy

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Tommy Gunn-again

Bradford, UK

#22 Feb 25, 2009
All the above comments come from 50 plus men, who are sitting alone in their dirty bedroom playing with their two inch dicks.

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Dutchess

Brooklyn, NY

#23 Feb 25, 2009
Tommy Gunn-again wrote:
All the above comments come from 50 plus men, who are sitting alone in their dirty bedroom playing with their two inch dicks.
Thats about right except for London Boy and Rock out.
Kourtni

United States

#25 Feb 27, 2009
jenny wrote:
i just did this.
you go in your bathroom and put your vagina in the place where the water comes out in your bath then you turn on the water to the hottest temp and sit there. it feels amazing. my boyfriend was there with me and he kept massaging my vagina while the water was running. it was so amazing. but it did burn a little but it was so worth it.
i have done that many times. its the poor girls vibrator ^__^ plus no one questions why you are in there for so long. XD
but you dont have to use hot water you know...any temp will do.
sandra

York, PA

#26 Feb 27, 2009
i used to masturbate with pine cones ;)
mmmm soooo sweet...
Morgan

Waterbury, CT

#30 Mar 17, 2009
wow i will try some of these thanx
Morgan

Waterbury, CT

#31 Mar 17, 2009
i will try these thanx people
taylor

Dartmouth, Canada

#32 Mar 21, 2009
i stuck a glow stick up and it felt soooo good.my boyfriend was there watching.

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Mickey

Winder, GA

#33 Mar 25, 2009
A hair brush handle works wonders . I am so loose up their now(:
Jellywelly

Mitcham, UK

#34 Mar 25, 2009
my girlfriend once told me she did herself with a ps3 controller. she set the game vibration to high and went at it.
I must find the game she was talking about

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