does anybody know what a vulva is

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Sean

Edinburgh, UK

#3 Dec 4, 2012
do tell
Natalie

Rotherham, UK

#4 Dec 4, 2012
Yh it's your dad
Sean

Edinburgh, UK

#5 Dec 4, 2012
hehe funny.. reckon i'm as boreed as you nat.. x

Since: Nov 12

Columbus, IN

#6 Dec 4, 2012
double double wrote:
I know what a vulva is. Let me know if you want to know.
If u don't know ur not ready for sex...
Sure

Houston, TX

#8 Dec 4, 2012
It's a European brand of car. Right?
8her

Kalamazoo, MI

#9 Dec 4, 2012
It's a car dumbass.
Sure

Houston, TX

#10 Dec 4, 2012
Makes 3 of us bored I guess. Lol.
Sean

Edinburgh, UK

#11 Dec 4, 2012
thats pretty odd.. what have you been eating?
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Sean

Edinburgh, UK

#14 Dec 4, 2012
hmmm.. well not quite the medical description but you're on the right lines...
Bestonguever

UK

#19 Dec 5, 2012
roflmfaopmsl at this thread, if you are that interested in "vulva's" just google it, you have the internet at your finger tips and asked questions like that here lol.
Sean

Edinburgh, UK

#25 Dec 5, 2012
SurfKitten wrote:
itts a car made in sweden
I think you'll find that's a 'Volvo'..

golf balls anyone??
maria

Lima, Peru

#26 Dec 5, 2012
double double wrote:
I actally am very interested in the vulva and how girls relly feel about their vulva.
Then lose your virginity and get laid! I may be of some help for that!
Just for fun xD

Ijmuiden, Netherlands

#30 Dec 6, 2012
Mkay lets see if I understood...

The vulva is some kind of new auto(matic)toy from Sweden which rides between a girls hairy legs, which also comes with the next accessories like shooting golfballs and silky smoothly tissues to wipe off the squirted liquid which leaks out of the mothertank frequently from time to time, around 3-4 times a day(which also means it probaly needs some serious weekly maintenaces, like letting a doctor stick some stick in your mouth to measure bodily symptoms, only this new item will requires a new 'specialized tool' only available for use of the vulva). In other words, its a mobile tool girls can wear when playing golf + no need to go to the bathroom anymore (Since we men have things like public toilets to piss out in the open for free).

Mmmm... I still think a volvo or a vw golf would be more useful during playing golf with a chick, rather than a vulva, and i can bet my life on it they smell waaay better than the vulva and that the insides are much cleaner and comfortable compared with the vulva (it even has air conditioning :)
Just for fun xD

Ijmuiden, Netherlands

#32 Dec 6, 2012
double double wrote:
I think a lot about the vulva and what girls think about thier vulva.
Haha...hilarious! So you have a fetisch for the vulva, well i recomend you to study some automechanics, maybe one day, you may be able to dissasemble one yourself :)
Just for fun xD

Ijmuiden, Netherlands

#41 Dec 8, 2012
double double wrote:
Both guys and girls have butts so if you at a nudist place you cant always tell from the back witch is witch. But when tney turn around its like night and day becuz the girls have a line vulva but the guys have stuff hanging down.
You actually got it wrong, at a nudist beach, its easier to tell for 99.9999% what gender people are just looking at their backs and their bodyform when naked.

It's much difficult to tell when they have clothes on. Have you ever seen a person from behind with clothes on and long beautiful hair, only to learn the ugly thruth that it's a hippie male?
Bestonguever

UK

#42 Dec 8, 2012
the VULVA.

The vulva is the external genital organs of the female. It has more than one component part and is commonly confused with the vagina that lies deeper within the vulva.
The vulva acts as the gate for the uterus or womb and provides protection by opening and closing of the lips of the vulva – labia majora and minora.
Further the vagina cleans itself with a healthy microbial flora that flow from the inside out and the vulva helps by flushing out the vulvovaginal fluids and usually maintains normal vaginal health without the need for any internal cleansing or douching in normal women.
Apart from protective functions, the vulva also functions as a sexual organ. These external organs are richly innervated and provide pleasure when properly stimulated. The vulva in fact, along with the clitoris, is the seat for female sexual pleasure dispelling the myth that the vagina or internal genital organs having anything to do with sexual pleasure in women.
The term vagina is often wrongly used to refer to the female genitals generally. The vagina is a specific internal structure, whereas the vulva is the whole external genitalia.

the VOLVO.

AB Volvo is a Swedish manufacturer of trucks, buses and construction equipment, and a former manufacturer of cars. Volvo also supplies marine and industrial drive systems, and financial services. Although Volvo was incorporated in 1915 as a subsidiary of AB SKF, a Swedish ball bearing manufacturer, the auto manufacturer considers itself officially founded on 14 April 1927, when the first car, the Volvo ÖV 4 series, affectionately known as "Jakob", rolled out of the factory in Hisingen, Gothenburg.
Volvo means "I roll" in Latin, conjugated from "volvere", in relation to ball bearing. The name Volvo was originally registered in May 1911 as a separate company within SKF AB and as a registered trademark with the intention to be used for a special series of ball bearing, but this idea was only used for a short period of time and SKF decided to use "SKF" as the trademark for all its bearing products.
In 1924, Assar Gabrielsson, a SKF Sales Manager, and Engineer Gustav Larson, the two founders, decided to start construction of a Swedish car. Their vision was to build cars that could withstand the rigors of Sweden's rough roads and cold temperatures. This has become a trademark feature of Volvo products ever since.
The company AB Volvo had no activities until 10 August 1926, after one year of preparations involving the production of ten prototypes, was set up to carry out the car-manufacturing business within the SKF group. AB Volvo was introduced at the Stockholm stock exchange in 1935 and SKF then decided to sell its shares in the company.
In 1999, Volvo sold its car division Volvo Cars to Ford Motor Company for $6.45 billion. The Volvo trademark was shared between AB Volvo, where it is used on heavy vehicles, and the unit of Ford, where it was used on cars. Volvo stopped posting profits in 2005 and in 2008, Ford decided to sell its interest in Volvo Cars; in August 2010, Ford completed its sale of Volvo to the parent of Chinese motor manufacturer Geely Automobile for $1.8 billion.
Volvo was originally formed as a subsidiary company to the ball bearing maker SKF. When Volvo AB was introduced on the Swedish stock exchange in 1935, SKF sold most of the shares in the company. Volvo Cars was owned by AB Volvo until 1999, when it was acquired by the Ford Motor Company as part of its Premier Automotive Group. Geely Holding Group then acquired Volvo from Ford in 2010.
Volvo manufactures and markets a range of SUVs, station wagons (estates), and sedans (saloons), compact executive sedans and coupes. With approximately 2,300 local dealers from around 100 national sales companies worldwide, Volvo Cars' largest markets are the United States, Sweden, China, Germany, the United Kingdom, and Belgium.[1] In 2011, Volvo recorded global sales of 449,255 cars, an increase of 20.3% compared to 2010.

THERE IT IS LOL
sampson

Sydney, Australia

#43 Dec 8, 2012
double double wrote:
All girls here, please write back how you relly feel about your vulva. Do you like the feel of it the smell the hair what comes out of it what goes in, just anything at all about your vulva. I know if you are a girl you have one so don't deny that you have a vulva.
dude! a "vulva" is the stem root of a plant "weed" that sucks up most of the moister!
Just for fun xD

Ijmuiden, Netherlands

#44 Dec 8, 2012
Bestonguever wrote:
the VULVA.
The vulva is ...

the VOLVO....

THERE IT IS LOL
You forgot to explain the volcano, the golf ball (the difference between a golf car and a VW golf) and the shooting banana xD, but real nice to take your time writing (or coping/paste) that explenation.
Just for fun xD

Ijmuiden, Netherlands

#45 Dec 8, 2012
sampson wrote:
<quoted text>dude! a "vulva" is the stem root of a plant "weed" that sucks up most of the moister!
Isnt that a different vulva?(besides, doesnt something similar grows on a vulva too? xD)

Its like me asking people if they know whats a bank, then people will start smat-ass war explaining a bank, while the other group will start explaining the other bank, and finally a messiah will probaly appear trying to smart-ass bth sides by explaining a differently type of bank, but in the end which bank was i asking from the start?:)
sampson

Sydney, Australia

#46 Dec 8, 2012
Just for fun xD wrote:
<quoted text>
Isnt that a different vulva?(besides, doesnt something similar grows on a vulva too? xD)
Its like me asking people if they know whats a bank, then people will start smat-ass war explaining a bank, while the other group will start explaining the other bank, and finally a messiah will probaly appear trying to smart-ass bth sides by explaining a differently type of bank, but in the end which bank was i asking from the start?:)
well, good point but always remember that with some words of the english language are "ambiguous" so becareful not to get confused! whe you speak of "bank" it could mean "raised part of a river" or "place for depositing money" etc.
vulva is a noun for a woman,s gentals! it has no other significance whatsoever!

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