accidental anal

[oops_sorry]

Old age has caught up with me. My 8 " strokes have been reduced to about 6 1/2 " strokes. I got carried away and accidently overstroked recently during hot intimacy and the result was
an ear piercing scream and the crab walk up the wall by my girlfriend. The unexpected and unintentional anal intrusion sent her out from under me and up the wall. Hanging there like she'd just been crucified. Finger nails and toe nails dug into the sheetrock. Her eyes turned red and glowed. Her heavy breathing had turned to huffing. Steam came from her nostrils. I was called names I'd never heard before. I felt an exorcism would be needed ....stat. She climbed down from the wall, dressed , grabbed the KY and left.
It was an accident . We'd hit the KY pretty hard just prior to this unfortunate incident and with my stroking 8 " with a 6 1/2" "penistrater" , I entered the no-no zone and went to the bone and now she won't answer her phone.
Babe, please come back..........It was an accident.

[LadyDragon69]

LMAO!!!!! I know I shouldn't laugh... But I can not help it..

I have too been on the receiving end of the OOPPS!!

Dirt (Husband) always says its better to receive forgiveness then it is permission.

[xxx Jason xxx]

LadyDragon69 wrote:

LMAO!!!!! I know I shouldn't laugh... But I can not help it..
I have too been on the receiving end of the OOPPS!!
Dirt (Husband) always says its better to receive forgiveness then it is permission.

omg!!!! good to have you back with us Eva!!!^_^ unless dirt has 2 wives...:-P

[LadyDragon69]

xxx Jason xxx wrote:

<quoted text>omg!!!! good to have you back with us Eva!!!^_^ unless dirt has 2 wives...:-P

I will KILL him...

He can have another GF but no more wives.... I rule this roost....

[la la la lola]

LadyDragon69 wrote:

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I will KILL him...
He can have another GF but no more wives.... I rule this roost....

Honey,

It is YOU who deserve to have some girlfriends! You need some soft, tender tongue lovin from a lady who really knows how to stroke and lick the velvet. Tell old Dirt to just shut the hell up and watch you unload.

;)
Lola

[sadgasm]

LadyDragon69 wrote:

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I will KILL him...
He can have another GF but no more wives.... I rule this roost....

Hey just get rid of that loser and get yourself a real man.

[HHC]

I don't think it was an accident! There will be an investigation!

[clickit]

sadgasm wrote:

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Hey just get rid of that loser and get yourself a real man.

You better watch out for the dirt you are standing on. LOL.

[sadgasm]

clickit wrote:

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You better watch out for the dirt you are standing on. LOL.

WTF?

[rue]

la la la lola wrote:

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Honey,
It is YOU who deserve to have some girlfriends! You need some soft, tender tongue lovin from a lady who really knows how to stroke and lick the velvet. Tell old Dirt to just shut the hell up and watch you unload.
;)
Lola

I would love for a cougar like urself to stroke me

[RUBEN]

HHC wrote:

I don't think it was an accident! There will be an investigation!

Dont worry!... I'm going to look into it! wink!...

[nancy r]

oops_sorry wrote:

Old age has caught up with me. My 8 " strokes have been reduced to about 6 1/2 " strokes. I got carried away and accidently overstroked recently during hot intimacy and the result was
an ear piercing scream and the crab walk up the wall by my girlfriend. The unexpected and unintentional anal intrusion sent her out from under me and up the wall. Hanging there like she'd just been crucified. Finger nails and toe nails dug into the sheetrock. Her eyes turned red and glowed. Her heavy breathing had turned to huffing. Steam came from her nostrils. I was called names I'd never heard before. I felt an exorcism would be needed ....stat. She climbed down from the wall, dressed , grabbed the KY and left.
It was an accident . We'd hit the KY pretty hard just prior to this unfortunate incident and with my stroking 8 " with a 6 1/2" "penistrater" , I entered the no-no zone and went to the bone and now she won't answer her phone.
Babe, please come back..........It was an accident.

When I was 17, my boyfriend and I were having sex one day, and he suddenly pulled out from my vagina and re-inserted into my anus. I was so excited and horny at the time, and while I had a moment of surprise, I didn't pause or want to break his focus, so I just went along. It actually was my first anal experience, and while it did hurt as he first penetrated, I found the pleasure to be overwhelming. I just took to it right away. Since then, I have enjoyed anal with that boyfriend and a subsequent boyfriend, too.

[Beverly]

Ladies, Please remember that too much anal sex can lead to weak spincter muscles which can lead to loose runny uncontrolable bowels.

[Franko]

A freind of mine had this happen with his GF when we were in grade 12.

he said she screamed and moved her hips so that only the head actually got in.

One thing though .. having done anal numerous times I found it hard to believe that anyone, especialy a guy with 8", could penetrate much more than the head by accidnet. When a woman is not ready her spichter will tighten immediatley and she will move her body away so I doubt more than 2 or 3" could have gotten in.

[Franko]

BTW ... he told me that years later she never let him forget about this too ....

[Franko]

She insists it was not an accidnet ....

[Rex Steele]

I remember hearing this once:

My girfriend screamed once when we were having sex "Wrong hole wrong hole!!!"
My answer was "Says who"
There is no accidental anal....just a good try.

[LadyDragon69]

sadgasm wrote:

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Hey just get rid of that loser and get yourself a real man.

I'm sorry, but I must have mislead you to believe he is not a real man.

In fact he is such a "MAN" it is too much for me to handle so I bring in a girl from time to time and share the (KRONK) manliness.
And as long as she knows I am top bitch in the relationship then it is all good.

N-Eways!!! Let me guess, your gonna step up to the plate and show me who has the bigger penis?

I am willing to see what you have.*winks*
Can you be the "LOVER & FIGHTER" I desire so much?
Can you go from casual lovemaking in one second to "KRONK" the next. Can you fulfill my needs, wants, most inner desires?

Probably not...
Cause there are only 2 guys inside my head who knows how I tick!
One is Dirt
The other well -- He knows who he is.

[hinamanu]

If a chick leaves you cause you accidentally pushed the wrong hole she simply wasn't into you.
nothing deep there.

If she is into you, you can put it in her ear.
she'll look at you funny but she'll be there the next day.

Bottom line: If a chick doesn't EXperiment she'll soon be your Ex!

[Dirt44]

la la la lola wrote:

<quoted text>
Honey,
It is YOU who deserve to have some girlfriends! You need some soft, tender tongue lovin from a lady who really knows how to stroke and lick the velvet. Tell old Dirt to just shut the hell up and watch you unload.
;)
Lola

hmm lola i might have to take a break and watch for a little while!