Humping a Pillow

[the rock]

patricialynn wrote:

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Pillows can be theraputic.

since i dont got a gf or 2 thats the next best thing hehe

[Michael]

I had a dream once. I had a dream that I had a beautiful woman's nipple rolling between my teeth as I gently squeezed my lips on it. I them woke and found that the corner of my pillow was in my mouth. Since then I have started an affair with my pillow and would now like to marry it. I wrote my Congressman and Senator to pass laws allowing me and anyone else for that matter, to be able to marry their pillows and be able to share their wealth and assets with their pillow, as well as provide for health benefits and insurance should I become sick , disabled or die. I love my pillow and enjoy every moment I can get with my pillow. The beauty of my pillow is that it has 4 corners for me to love and a slit on one side, big enough to handle my manhood and then some. Anal, is out of the question and birth control is not needed. My pillow is great! The only problem I had with my pillow is that one time it cheated on me - and get this - it cheated on me with the dog. I came home from work and caught them sleeping together. But, we worked things out, the dog decided to leave and get a life and I've since forgiven my pillow. Ahhhhhh! LOVE - it's a wonderful thing.

[patricialynn]

Michael wrote:

I had a dream once. I had a dream that I had a beautiful woman's nipple rolling between my teeth as I gently squeezed my lips on it. I them woke and found that the corner of my pillow was in my mouth. Since then I have started an affair with my pillow and would now like to marry it. I wrote my Congressman and Senator to pass laws allowing me and anyone else for that matter, to be able to marry their pillows and be able to share their wealth and assets with their pillow, as well as provide for health benefits and insurance should I become sick , disabled or die. I love my pillow and enjoy every moment I can get with my pillow. The beauty of my pillow is that it has 4 corners for me to love and a slit on one side, big enough to handle my manhood and then some. Anal, is out of the question and birth control is not needed. My pillow is great! The only problem I had with my pillow is that one time it cheated on me - and get this - it cheated on me with the dog. I came home from work and caught them sleeping together. But, we worked things out, the dog decided to leave and get a life and I've since forgiven my pillow. Ahhhhhh! LOVE - it's a wonderful thing.

Oooookay....

[A PINT HALF EMPTY]

Who needs pillows I've got a sofa!...:)

[pearlrub]

katie wrote:

once a week or so i strip nude with my husband in our bedroom and i masturabate by humping a pillow, i spread my legs then i just rock back and forth slowly, most of the time i moan but luckily we have no children =]

I do the exact same thing! Almost every night, I lay face down in bed, and I'm humping my pussy against my body pillow while my husband watches and beats off over me. He just loves the wet spot I leave on my pillow. But we have a little girl, so we can only hope and pray that we never wake her up while I'm getting the bedsprings creaking and squeeking beneath me.

[P-S-S]

pearlrub wrote:

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I do the exact same thing! Almost every night, I lay face down in bed, and I'm humping my pussy against my body pillow while my husband watches and beats off over me. He just loves the wet spot I leave on my pillow. But we have a little girl, so we can only hope and pray that we never wake her up while I'm getting the bedsprings creaking and squeeking beneath me.

Is your husbands prick to small that you need to hump the pillow? So when he's beating off does he use the tweezers?

[Allan]

P-S-S wrote:

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Is your husbands prick to small that you need to hump the pillow? So when he's beating off does he use the tweezers?

wow, you're bad!

[P-S-S]

Allan wrote:

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wow, you're bad!

LOL! It's just that I find some of these claims so ludicrous.

[patricialynn]

P-S-S wrote:

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LOL! It's just that I find some of these claims so ludicrous.

Some of them are, but there are some people who are sensitive enough that a pillow can provide enough pressure to cause pleasure.

[Ann]

patricialynn wrote:

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Some of them are, but there are some people who are sensitive enough that a pillow can provide enough pressure to cause pleasure.

I'm looking at my goose-feathered pillow in a whole new light now...lol

[P-S-S]

patricialynn wrote:

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Some of them are, but there are some people who are sensitive enough that a pillow can provide enough pressure to cause pleasure.

I can't even imagine, really?
I like a lot more than a soft rub hehe!

[patricialynn]

P-S-S wrote:

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I can't even imagine, really?
I like a lot more than a soft rub hehe!

Both soft and hard work for me...there are some points in my cycle where a firm touch is just too much to handle...that's when I enjoy my pillow.

Don't know if you read my post yesterday - my boyfriend used my pillows during sex to help put me at a better angle...

[P-S-S]

patricialynn wrote:

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Both soft and hard work for me...there are some points in my cycle where a firm touch is just too much to handle...that's when I enjoy my pillow.
Don't know if you read my post yesterday - my boyfriend used my pillows during sex to help put me at a better angle...

That's different, as you aren't using the pillow for your sexual gratification :)

[UnderstandPeople]

Aren't breasts synonymous to pillows? ;)

[patricialynn]

P-S-S wrote:

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That's different, as you aren't using the pillow for your sexual gratification :)

No, I do that too...when my boyfriend is not home, and I am horny, my pillow is a good friend...

[the rock]

patricialynn wrote:

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No, I do that too...when my boyfriend is not home, and I am horny, my pillow is a good friend...

hey patric can u send me some pics at that email i gave ya

[patricialynn]

the rock wrote:

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hey patric can u send me some pics at that email i gave ya

Others have asked for pics too...

I am not trying to be coy, I just don't know how to work my boyfriend's digital camera! I know he has pictures of me on his computer already, but as I said, those pictures...ahhm...are not for public consumption, if you catch my drift.

[the rock]

yea i hear ya on that one patric still would like to see add me if you got yahoo

[patricialynn]

OMG, the funniest thing I have ever seen - go to the following site:

http://www.amazingcatcollection.com/videos.ph...

...and watch the video "cat and the blanket". So it's not exactly a pillow, but still....

a masturbating cat! LOL!

[pearlrub]

Humping my pillow is my absolutely favorite way to masturbate. I do it in front of my husband all the time. And the image of a girl laying on top of her pillow, and bucking back and forth, with her ass pumping away to rub her pussy off, is what I have on my mind when I'm masturbating! I am such a lez!