"accidently" caught masturbating

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Lou

Northcote, Australia

#1 Jul 22, 2008
Has anyone else here ever set it up so that someone "accidently" catches them masturbating?

I have done it several times. Once I was home alone and I knew my sister in law was going to drop by. The path from the driveway goes straight past the bedroom window so I set it up so that there was just a small crack in the curtain so it would look like it was never meant to be on purpose. It worked a treat but the only problem was I was so excited that I came the moment she stopped and watched. I would have like to go on a bit longer. She still came to the door afterwards too so that was a rush.

I have done this several times with various people and ages and I've found that if they think it is genuinely an accident, most females from older women to young girls will actually have a look.

Anyone else partake in this sort of thing?
lou

Alexandria, UK

#2 Jul 22, 2008
yes you
Trigger

Chattanooga, TN

#3 May 1, 2009
Hotel rooms are the best place to "Accidently" get caught. Housekeeping comes around 8:30 or 9:00, so when you hear them knock, make sure your cock is hard and in your hand and you are so involved in pleasuring yourself when they walk in, they think they walked in on you and you will get an apology every time. If you are in country you speak the language, you can run to the door and actually hear them telling their co-workers and giggling.

Make sure they are all busy in rooms when you're leaving or it could be quite embarrassing runnign into them in the hall.
Jared

Reading, PA

#4 May 3, 2009
I used to purposely leave my bedroom door open hoping that my older sister would "catch" me. I was 14 and she was 16 when I started this ploy. One day it happened, I was on my bed going at it and she came home form a friend's house. As she walked past my room to get to hers, she looked in and we made eye contact, I never even slowed down, I was so damn nervous but I kept going. She walked to her room, stayed there for a few minutes, then I could hear her walking back down the hallway. I was close to cumming wanted to time it just right! She stoped in front of my door and said "you forgot to close your door" but right as she was saying it I let loose. The look on her face when I cummed was priceless, sooooo worth the embarrassment. I thought for sure she was going to rat me out to our parents but to her credit she never said a word. That was 5 years ago and I think about it every single day!
flyboy

Richmond, VA

#5 May 5, 2009
Wow, I wish the scenario would play out for me, that would be so much fun. It would be funny and hot if I did this and it worked. Depending on who I catch.
Brian

Prior Lake, MN

#6 May 5, 2009
Jared wrote:
I used to purposely leave my bedroom door open hoping that my older sister would "catch" me. I was 14 and she was 16 when I started this ploy. One day it happened, I was on my bed going at it and she came home form a friend's house. As she walked past my room to get to hers, she looked in and we made eye contact, I never even slowed down, I was so damn nervous but I kept going. She walked to her room, stayed there for a few minutes, then I could hear her walking back down the hallway. I was close to cumming wanted to time it just right! She stoped in front of my door and said "you forgot to close your door" but right as she was saying it I let loose. The look on her face when I cummed was priceless, sooooo worth the embarrassment. I thought for sure she was going to rat me out to our parents but to her credit she never said a word. That was 5 years ago and I think about it every single day!
When i was 14 my sister who was 12 would have a friend stay over for the weekend. There was this one who would always flirt with me. Well I would leave the bedroom door open. When i would see her go to the bathroom at nite i would get on my bed and get hard and lay on back and stroke away hoping she would look in.One morningnshe said to me I know what you do in your room at nite and she winked. That nite i was jerking away when shwe walked by. I heard her stop and turn and come back she walked in and said Do you mind if I watch. She stood about 4 feet away and pulled her shorts down so I could see her little pu**y. I shot all over.She said that was a very good show. She would like to seemore again soon.
flyboy

Richmond, VA

#7 May 7, 2009
I want to catch a guy masturbating, so I can end up sucking his d**k. And if a guy caught me, better believe he will end up between my legs.
whitney16

Scottsdale, AZ

#8 May 7, 2009
i have many times let my moms b/f "catch" me masturbating, i know he watches me all the way till im done.
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MD

#9 May 7, 2009
no cuz the ppl who would would be family and i am not attracted to them

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MD

#10 May 7, 2009
no becuase the ppl who would catch me would be my family
y can't you edit on this thing
flyboy

Richmond, VA

#11 May 9, 2009
whitney16 wrote:
i have many times let my moms b/f "catch" me masturbating, i know he watches me all the way till im done.
Anything happen between the 2 of you?
holland

Woodbridge, VA

#12 May 11, 2010
flyboy wrote:
I want to catch a guy masturbating, so I can end up sucking his d**k. And if a guy caught me, better believe he will end up between my legs.
Ok fly boy u can catch me
Dr Robert Branson

Half Moon Bay, CA

#13 May 11, 2010
I happen to be equipped with a particularly large penis and admit that I enjoy being caught with my pants down and my magnificent organ exposed. It started in my early teens when my mother (God rest her soul!) caught me doing what all teenage boys do which is jacking off of course! I think she was quite impressed that I was equipped much more admirably than my father (God rest his soul!) who was frankly hung like a goldfish. My sister also caught me doing the same thing and the size of my boy sausage scared her into a month of Sundays and as far as I know she is still a virgin at the age of 67.

Later several hotel and motel maids have had the pleasure of gazing on my king sized tube steak and judging from their squeals were quite amazed and impressed. The Mexican maids in particular seem to be impressed, possibly because most Hispanic men are hung like my father and they never dreamed that a gringo salami could be such an enormous work of art. "Bueno! Bueno!" is the refrain I most often hear from the senoritas! I could go on and on but needless to say I am very proud of what I carry so explosively between my legs and when you are equipped "down there" as impressively as I am...well Picasso liked to display his masterpiece too didn't he! I make my case! Thanks for asking this interesting question!
Dr Robert Branson

Half Moon Bay, CA

#15 May 11, 2010
omfgwtfarg wrote:
<quoted text>
how big are you exactly?
and ever done anything with ur sister?
I'm so big that even black men are envious of my magnificent sex organ! No I never did anything with my sister! What do you think I am, some kind of a pervert?
I ask U

Denver, CO

#16 May 13, 2010
Mona Freelove, Dr Phil, Dr Branson are aliases for the same Oakland Troll poster.
You are not a Doctor, you are a phony.
No genuine Dr would bother posting on this forum.

Three months ago you were on this forum telling people to kill themselves. Now you return posing as a Dr, et al and disrespecting the posters. You are a frustrated loser rejected by all women and men and resent us for enjoying our sexuality.
Dr Robert Branson

Half Moon Bay, CA

#17 May 13, 2010
I ask U wrote:
Mona Freelove, Dr Phil, Dr Branson are aliases for the same Oakland Troll poster.
You are not a Doctor, you are a phony.
No genuine Dr would bother posting on this forum.
Three months ago you were on this forum telling people to kill themselves. Now you return posing as a Dr, et al and disrespecting the posters. You are a frustrated loser rejected by all women and men and resent us for enjoying our sexuality.
Show me the post where I was telling people to kill themselves! You are as full of shit as a Christmas goose! You must be another of those panty wearing sissies who get your panties tied in knots every time I tell you are are a bunch of effeminate closet homosexuals who got taken off of mama's tit way too soon. That being said I didn't tell you or anyone else to kill themselves! My credentials as a doctor are beyond reproach! What I'm trying to say is f*** you!
I ask U

Denver, CO

#18 May 13, 2010
You are not a Doctor, you are a phony.
No genuine Dr would bother posting on this forum.

You are not fooling anyone here. You have little, if any education, likely a high school dropout and perpetually unemployed, leeching off your family.

Go away and quit bothering the posters. You contribute nothing but hatred. You are a TROLL.
Dr Robert Branson

Half Moon Bay, CA

#19 May 13, 2010
I ask U wrote:
You are not a Doctor, you are a phony.
No genuine Dr would bother posting on this forum.
You are not fooling anyone here. You have little, if any education, likely a high school dropout and perpetually unemployed, leeching off your family.
Go away and quit bothering the posters. You contribute nothing but hatred. You are a TROLL.
Oh stop getting your panties in an uproar you silly twat! The only doctor you've ever seen is when you got your pecker stuck in your boyfriend's pooperino! You're sorely lacking a sense of humor as well as a brain! Now just shut up and let me continue to help others who post legitimate questions on these forums!
loveitall

Tobyhanna, PA

#21 Oct 27, 2011
I was 14 and jerking in the laundry room of the apt. building. A building worker caught me and brought me to the manager. The manager told the worker to go and he asked me if that was what I was doing. I said yes and turned a deep shade of red. He said he had to tell my mom. I asked him not to do that so he told me to finish what I started in the laundry room. I looked at him funny. He told me to take it out in his office and finish. So I did. It was hot.
Max

Granite City, IL

#22 Oct 27, 2011
flyboy wrote:
I want to catch a guy masturbating, so I can end up sucking his d**k. And if a guy caught me, better believe he will end up between my legs.
I would love to catch you in that case ;)

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