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Fievel

Gwinn, MI

#1 Feb 22, 2008
How do you ladies clean up after a guy orgasms inside you? My wife uses Kleenex to clean the semen as it runs out of her vagina. We were curious what others do.
Hamper Hunter

Pinole, CA

#2 Feb 22, 2008
We usually use whatever we find around in the room, socks, my underwear or hers, or nothing at all, if we're staying in bed.

“TrAsH MaN”

Since: Dec 07

Seadrift Tx

#3 Feb 22, 2008
for first whipe we use a towel, shirt, short, or anythign handy but later after a few moments to relax and recouperate she uses a nice douche.
wow4me

United States

#4 Feb 22, 2008
Towels, no other way. Then a nice shower.

“skin and bones!”

Since: Feb 08

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#5 Feb 22, 2008
yep towels, usually.

“This is my headline.”

Since: Feb 08

Phoenix Arizona

#6 Feb 22, 2008
Clean the sheets, or just use a towel on the floor, nothing wrong with a little mess.
its me

Charlotte, NC

#7 Feb 22, 2008
my tongue and then we go for the next round
brad

Morehead City, NC

#8 Feb 22, 2008
my wife (dear sweet gods above, i love her), when i go inside her, she has me get a cloth and then proceeds to do what i call "the monkey walk" to the toilet (she holds the wrag to herself so she doesn't drip), where-- well, you get the picture.
too damn funny. sometimes i do it just to see that walk.
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#9 Feb 22, 2008
For me, it would depend on where the sex was performed. For the car, I would use a can of that Glade spray to deodorize the car. If it were in the bathroom, it would take a long shower and a washer and dryer to clean the panties from my girl. In the bedroom, I would use the spray and wash the sheets. I would replace the bedsheets with a backup pair. Usually, it's a big clean up.
Here it comes

Syracuse, NY

#10 Feb 23, 2008
It's part of my act...

After she's laying there, she kinda, well, you know, holds herself, while I jump in the bathroom and get a hot washcloth. She's still laying in bed with her pussy facing up, and I just lay that hot washcloth on her, and her eyes light up like another orgasm! Yes, I DO THE CLEANING, well, you know, wiping up, carressing her, dabbing her till shes clean. Luckily, she shaves, and has very little, if any hair between her legs, so, nothing is sticking on her.

I swear, she is beside herself, when I tease her love knob with my tongue after I clean her up. She is already very moist, and warm too. Not trying to get her off again (tho she does smile), more like letting her know that I lover her, and love the way she looks enough to want her in my mouth all over again.

On the occasion that I blow it onto her chest/chin/neck or wherever (she's usually "annoyed" at this) but playfully anyway,
I bring a towel out and throw it on her face and tell her to "Here, wipe yourself bitch!"

I don't know what it is, but for some reason, a little "bad" talk in that relationship that is so loving just makes it all feel 110 times hotter.

She also loves it when I suck on her toes, or grab hold of her feet and socks and do it on them... HEY look honey, I got a towel already!!

This is only done when she is particularly lazy and is not interested in "working", just watching me get off

Lucky for me she has perfect feet...

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Since: Feb 08

Lexington, SC

#11 Feb 23, 2008
whatever is handy normally
Mikie

Houston, TX

#12 Feb 23, 2008
I like to lick it up as it runs out of her...

“TrAsH MaN”

Since: Dec 07

Seadrift Tx

#13 Feb 23, 2008
battery terminal cleaners and bleach!
use circular motions. and a nice baking soda dusting!
Mark

West Salem, OH

#15 Feb 23, 2008
Wipe it on the drapes
Tom

Qualicum Beach, Canada

#16 Feb 28, 2008
Fievel wrote:
How do you ladies clean up after a guy orgasms inside you? My wife uses Kleenex to clean the semen as it runs out of her vagina. We were curious what others do.
My wife uses a towel to clean my semen that run out of her vagina.
truble

Trenton, NJ

#17 Feb 28, 2008
Im a towel girl! But most of the time I can just shower afterwards anyways. Its all a matter of convienance.

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Since: Sep 07

Portland, OR

#18 Feb 28, 2008
I usually lie down to preserve as much as I can. The way my outer labia are, it won't come out until I'm ready for it to. So usually the next time I visit the restroom is when the cleanup takes place.
Carebear

El Paso, TX

#19 Feb 29, 2008
brad wrote:
my wife (dear sweet gods above, i love her), when i go inside her, she has me get a cloth and then proceeds to do what i call "the monkey walk" to the toilet (she holds the wrag to herself so she doesn't drip), where-- well, you get the picture.
too damn funny. sometimes i do it just to see that walk.
This is strange. My husband calls it the same thing! He will get a hanky from the dresser after sex and will attempt to wipe me. He tries to get all the seeman but it will continue to drip down my legs. He laughs at my "monkey walk" to the bathroom as I try to hold the hanky between my legs and tip toe, naked, to the bathroom.

If we have sex at night, I usually just let it drain from my vaginal cavity as we sleep it off. Sheets can be cleaned and the shower is always available in the morning.

Thanks. I needed a good laugh and something light to smile about.
its me

Charlotte, NC

#20 Feb 29, 2008
vaginal cavity - wow what a way to make it sound so not fun

:(
Carebear

El Paso, TX

#21 Feb 29, 2008
its me wrote:
vaginal cavity - wow what a way to make it sound so not fun
:(
O.K.---- "The semen runs out of my Vagina" Sorry about being so scientific and making it sound not so fun.

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