My errect penis is totally outsized b...

My errect penis is totally outsized by a flaccid penis on a really old man.

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jo8o95

Rotherham, UK

#1 Apr 22, 2012
My wife is a district nurse and I know from listening to the conversations she has with her workmates on nights out, that she has genuinely come across some very large penises in her 27 years of nursing. That's why I know it's true when she told me she has a 90 year old patient currently on her books with a penis that has a flaccid length of just over 9" with a 5" girth.(my erect penis is five and a half inches long with a 5" girth FYI)
As if it wasn't bad enough having my erect cock totally out sized by a soft cock belonging to an old guy 40 years my senior, she has just told me that she recently had to unblock a catheter on an 88 year old guy and his flaccid penis was even longer, but also "much, much thicker" than the first guy and that "it easily broke the record" for the biggest penis she has ever had to handle in her whole career.

I'm sure you can imagine how insecure I'm feeling at the moment, knowing that next time my wife holds my cock in her hand, she is going to be comparing me to this new patient and thinking she has been short changed.
What I would like to know is -
1, Do any of you guys ever feel insecure knowing that your partner may have handled a penis or penises, massively bigger than your own at some time in the past?

2, Do you ladies mentally compare the penis size of your current lover with well hung partners you may have had in the past?- If you do, do you sometimes feel a little short changed?

sue

Adelaide, Australia

#2 Apr 22, 2012
Size is not always going to give the best sex have tried big and small. big guys think that is all they need but a smaller guy usually tries harder to please a woman with more imagination
JulessVersace

Bronx, NY

#3 Apr 22, 2012
jo8o95 wrote:
My wife is a district nurse and I know from listening to the conversations she has with her workmates on nights out, that she has genuinely come across some very large penises in her 27 years of nursing. That's why I know it's true when she told me she has a 90 year old patient currently on her books with a penis that has a flaccid length of just over 9" with a 5" girth.(my erect penis is five and a half inches long with a 5" girth FYI)
As if it wasn't bad enough having my erect cock totally out sized by a soft cock belonging to an old guy 40 years my senior, she has just told me that she recently had to unblock a catheter on an 88 year old guy and his flaccid penis was even longer, but also "much, much thicker" than the first guy and that "it easily broke the record" for the biggest penis she has ever had to handle in her whole career.
I'm sure you can imagine how insecure I'm feeling at the moment, knowing that next time my wife holds my cock in her hand, she is going to be comparing me to this new patient and thinking she has been short changed.
What I would like to know is -
1, Do any of you guys ever feel insecure knowing that your partner may have handled a penis or penises, massively bigger than your own at some time in the past?
2, Do you ladies mentally compare the penis size of your current lover with well hung partners you may have had in the past?- If you do, do you sometimes feel a little short changed?
This is a load of bullshxt. If you were really insecure then you wouldn't be posting this. I wish I was one of your wifes friends because I would make so much fun of your tiny coxk that she would leave you. And yes I do compare size and size does matter, if not pleasure wise then appeal wise. Who would anything to do with an ugly coxk
alwayschilln

United States

#4 Apr 22, 2012
I was in the hospital for 32 days once... I Got extremely sick and almost died.. No shit... Anyhow this was during my early 20's and I was very insecure at the time... For what reason I'm not sure.. Anyhow... While I was in the hospital feeling so sick and depressed the last thing I was thinkn about was sex.. But toward the end of my stay the nurse that was assigned to me was a single mom of 2 kids.. She was probably/mid 30's.. Because I had some abdominal surgery your nurse typically checks your incisions and bandages on a fairly regular basis to make sure there's no infection etc... Well this nurse was def fondling my junk but I was so out of it and depressed and in pain that I just didn't care or wanted to think that this was in fact the case.. Its weird to think about now cuz I was so niave about sexual stuff at that age.. But its kinda funny to think about cuz of that... But its not like I could have done anything about it in my condition...

Just thought I'd mention this story cuz of the posters wife being a nurse... There's no doubt in my mind nurses keep tabs and have stories about the d!cks they've seen over the years
jimm

Canton, MI

#5 Apr 22, 2012
I am an average 6". When I started dating my current GF, I knew she had larger and i was worried she would be satisfied with my size visually and physically. Well she has no problem having an orgasm and I can get her to squirt with my 6". I was worried because seeing guys in the gym showers growing up I was never the 'longest' guy in there. One Italian guy looked at me and said mine soft is bigger than yours is hard isn't it? He was right, his was much longer and fatter soft than I would have been hard. BLK guys were all hung too, that's no myth, its true. So yes, I worry that I don't measure up but I make the best of it.

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#6 Apr 22, 2012
Interesting post...a number of years ago a female friend who is a nurse shared with me a secret. Since she was a little over thirty years old and no husband in the near future, she decided to take manners into her own hands. Wanting to have a child,she took to checking out her patients. She took an interest in a young well-endowed patient who was recovering in the hospital and unconscious. Late one night, she played with him until he became erect and then climbed on top of him. He impregnated her and he never knew it. She has a teenage son whose father is only sixteen years older than him.
Male nurse

Anniston, AL

#7 Mar 20, 2013
djdvillas wrote:
Interesting post...a number of years ago a female friend who is a nurse shared with me a secret. Since she was a little over thirty years old and no husband in the near future, she decided to take manners into her own hands. Wanting to have a child,she took to checking out her patients. She took an interest in a young well-endowed patient who was recovering in the hospital and unconscious. Late one night, she played with him until he became erect and then climbed on top of him. He impregnated her and he never knew it. She has a teenage son whose father is only sixteen years older than him.
I find that hard to believe. The penalties of getting caught, plus, I'd like to think no one could make me bust a nut while I'm passed out. If that can happen, I'm gonna start sleeping with 3 belts on.
Little Jim

Sutton Coldfield, UK

#9 Jul 29, 2014
I went to a school of 1400 boys where we all went in the baths with nothing on so when I got to the sixth form I felt nothing could surprise me -I was wrong
One day after cross-country running I was alone in the changing room with one other lad from a different sixth form. The rest of both our forms were playing footnall.
This lad took down his shorts to go for a shower and showed the biggest penis I had ever seen and I have seen nothing bigger to this day (and I'm in my late seventies).
I shall never forget the shock of seeing his beautiful neat circumcised cock which I estimate was seven by two and a half slack Not a word was said but he saw my eyes come out like organ stops and I could not take my eyes of his superb organ and I think he was pleased I had seen it.
While he was having a shower a whole class of twelve year old second form boys came in from their football game - all chattering away till he came back when the talk ceased and you could hear a pin drop as the young lads stared in total awe at his dick.
He smiled at me and I smiled at him. Then he said "I am dying for a pee. I can't hold it any longer." I said I wanted to wee as well so we both went into the urinals and I stood next to him. It was then I noticed that his stomach was quite swollen. so his need was real.
If the size of his pinkle surprised me, the size of his bladder was exceptionaL too. He peed and peed till I thought he would never stop. I reckon he exceeded three pints before the stream weakened and his bladder was empty.
We returned to the changing room and dressed. The bulge in his Y fronts was amazing and with his trousers on, it still proclaimed his endowmenrt.. His last words were "You'll remember me!" I replied "I most certainly will!"
So here was a 17 year old being bigger than another 17 year old believed possible. and bigger than anything else he ever saw at any age.

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