Paul

Chicago, IL

#2751 Jul 11, 2011
I caught my cousin (17) masturbating. His peter which he told me to call a cock was awesome. It was as big around as my wrist and hanging about 6 in. He was over 9 hard. I stood there in shock and told him that he would go crazy or blind. Mom told me that when she caught me the day before on my 12th birthday. My cousin laughed and said that all males would either be blind or crazy or both, including our dads.
I was told to undress if I wanted to stay and watch. I did both without protest.
My cousin then gave me a kiss on the lips telling me how much he loved me. He continued kissing me all over my body taking my cock and balls into his mouth. He turned so I could try. He pushed my legs back and started eating my hole. I was moaning so much that his dad, my uncle came in to see. It looked good to him and he undressed and put his big cock up my cousin's butt.
MegaWarner

Phoenix, AZ

#2753 Jul 11, 2011
nurse_jackie wrote:
whatta load of crap, paul, lol
I agree lol
Jimmasin

Mesa, AZ

#2754 Jul 11, 2011
MegaWarner wrote:
<quoted text>I agree lol
Add my vote to the crap pile.
Solo

Stratford, Canada

#2755 Jul 11, 2011
Jimmasin wrote:
<quoted text>
Add my vote to the crap pile.
indeed, good grief.
Weegee

Phoenix, AZ

#2756 Jul 11, 2011
(Dot laughs)
Y+W : Helloooo, nurse!
Yakko : Uhhh...
Dot :(spoken) I am NOT trying to be annoying.
Y+W : Aie!

Dot : I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania
Dot overdub: Am I a cutie?
Absolutey!
And a beauty, you can bet your patootie!
D+N+Minerva: But if you touch me, or even get near me
I'll have you arrested, do you hear me?

Y+W : Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia
She's cracked in the head, and kooky in the brainia
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the sameia
Oy, Macadamia!
Ralph : Daaah...
Y+W : Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania
Qui a coup le fromage, we abstainia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Wakko burps)

Dot : Now, please don't mention by brother
The one they call Wakkoreno
(Wakko burps)
Dot overdub: He's always burping
Every hour
Dot : So I threw him out of the tower.

Wakko : Whoooaaaaaa!
(Dot laughs)
Dot :(spoken) Now come on, what did you want me to do?
He was grossing me out!
And I'm just a cute little thing.
So don't cross me!

Y+W : She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience painia
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia
Oy, Macadamia!
Pinky : Narf!
Y+W : Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia
Dot : Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia
Y+W : Oy, Macadamia!
Brain : Ye-e-ess!!!

Dot :(spoken) Don't hate me because I'm cute.

(Pesto beats up Squit)
Squit : Ow!

Yakko : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Skippy : Spew!
Yakko : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Y+W : Oy, Macadamia!
Boo : B'gawk!

(Dot laughs)
(Skippy laughs)
(Pinky laughs)
(D+Sk+P+HN+M laugh)
Slappy :(spoken) I don't get it. What's the joke?
D+Sk+P+HN+M: Uhhh...
Yakko : Uhhh...

Dot : I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia
But you can call me by my other nameia
Dot overdub: Louisa
Francesca
Banana-Fanna
Bo Besca.
Dot : Or just plain Dot, the name I flirt to
But if you call me Dottie, I'll have to hurt you.

YW+D : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia
Nuts!
Weegee

Phoenix, AZ

#2758 Jul 11, 2011
I put virus on you bitches
MegaWarner

Phoenix, AZ

#2759 Jul 11, 2011
WTF whats your problem weegee
Weegee

Phoenix, AZ

#2760 Jul 11, 2011
I put virus on you I am in a group called virus makers
Join Free
MegaWarner

Phoenix, AZ

#2761 Jul 11, 2011
Wow really how many people is in it just you......

Look get out of here or else I'll... Block you
Jordan

Bossier City, LA

#2763 Jul 11, 2011
I had my dad help me install a backlight in my room and we tested it out..... I sent that whole summer scrubbing every inch of my room. Good thing we didnt check the guest room
Jordan

Bossier City, LA

#2764 Jul 11, 2011
mugzie wrote:
You might turn this to your advantage ...
Yes. I am a VERY heavy cummer. And if you think that's a big mess, try watching me when I've not finished for a week or so ...
<quoted text>
Really original. I'm pretty sure this is a tweaked version of american pie the naked mile
Dave

UK

#2766 Jul 11, 2011
nurse_jackie wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL, riiiiight
Tell you what nurse I'd love you to catch me masturbating!

“16 is NOT my age. ”

Since: Mar 11

KC MO

#2767 Jul 11, 2011
nurse_jackie wrote:
what.. the f
LOL. I was just thinking the EXACT same thing.
Elijah F

Phoenix, AZ

#2768 Jul 12, 2011
What the weegee be going crazy for some reason
Elijah F

Phoenix, AZ

#2770 Jul 12, 2011
Anyway back to topic I discovered masterbating 1 year ago I'm now 13 and I do it everyday since I never got caught yet but the key of not getting caught is never masturbate while any other person is in the house too you have to be alone

P.S. Masturbating just feels so good
P.S.S. I'm a dude FYI
Dave

Phoenix, AZ

#2772 Jul 12, 2011
How you doing sexy.

“sdfsdwq”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#2773 Jul 12, 2011
Well, I got caught by santa clause many times because he's watching us when we sleep, I think he put video cameras in homes. Elves stealth. They probably have ninja like training invisiblity cloaking device .
always jerkin

United States

#2776 Jul 12, 2011
My daughter caught me the first time when she was 4 yo and watched me nearly every day until she was 16 yo...when her mom divorced me
purple pete

Cleveland, OH

#2779 Jul 12, 2011
yep. many 'o time. practically can set my watch as to when I will get caught [] no locks on the doors [] used to hide behind the dresser the bed whatever but really pretty obvious what i'm doing in my room the bathroom the attic etc [] basically just MB in my room in front of the mirror with the monitor locked into the babe of the moment
will

United States

#2781 Jul 12, 2011
bookboy wrote:

You do know there are web sites for this kind of thing, right?

What kind of web sites are we talking about?

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