Married but Still Jacking Off??

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Highpockets

Palestine, TX

#1 Aug 31, 2009
When I got married I thought that would be the end of my jacking off. Hell, it wasnít a month before I had to stroke it in the bathroom while my wife slept 15 ft from me! I was pretty naive, I guess, to assume I had a steady piece of tail any time I wanted it.

My next wife was no better, in spite of telling her up front that cutting off sex was not an option. That didnít last two months! Pretty soon I was getting out the Hustler magazines late at night.

Three wives finally proved to me that women would always use sex as a tool to gain control over us men. And, if you think about it, it IS the only thing they have going for them. I wonder, how many of you guys are in this same situation: married, in debt up to your eyeballs, stuck with a kid or two, and getting laid twice a month?

Since: Feb 09

ellwood city

#2 Aug 31, 2009
some guys are lucky to get sex 2x a month.
Bustos

Ridgeville, SC

#3 Aug 31, 2009
Highpockets wrote:
When I got married I thought that would be the end of my jacking off. Hell, it wasnít a month before I had to stroke it in the bathroom while my wife slept 15 ft from me! I was pretty naive, I guess, to assume I had a steady piece of tail any time I wanted it.
My next wife was no better, in spite of telling her up front that cutting off sex was not an option. That didnít last two months! Pretty soon I was getting out the Hustler magazines late at night.
Three wives finally proved to me that women would always use sex as a tool to gain control over us men. And, if you think about it, it IS the only thing they have going for them. I wonder, how many of you guys are in this same situation: married, in debt up to your eyeballs, stuck with a kid or two, and getting laid twice a month?
Had a brother who was married and while sitting in his bathroom one night, jacking off, got to thinking..."now this ain't fair. I got a wife sleeping right outside the damn door!"

So, he goes out and wakes her up trying to stick it in her. She's screaming like a banshee and kicking. He gets up, stands on the side of the bed and resumes jacking, pointing the Nasty Knobb right at her. She covers her head just in time to avoid the cum chowder.

He walks out into the den and starts watching Johnny Carson while she changed out the linens.
He claimed the next night she gave him some. Course that bastard lies worse than me.

“guess who Lois?”

Since: Dec 06

A little hole in the wall.

#4 Aug 31, 2009
Highpockets wrote:
When I got married I thought that would be the end of my jacking off. Hell, it wasnít a month before I had to stroke it in the bathroom while my wife slept 15 ft from me! I was pretty naive, I guess, to assume I had a steady piece of tail any time I wanted it.
My next wife was no better, in spite of telling her up front that cutting off sex was not an option. That didnít last two months! Pretty soon I was getting out the Hustler magazines late at night.
Three wives finally proved to me that women would always use sex as a tool to gain control over us men. And, if you think about it, it IS the only thing they have going for them. I wonder, how many of you guys are in this same situation: married, in debt up to your eyeballs, stuck with a kid or two, and getting laid twice a month?
yes, this is very common ...

HOwever, I would jack off even if I had sex more than once a week .... so would most men ...

HOwever, I disagree with you that women are not good for only sex ....

MY ex was a way better cook, she kept the house way cleaner than I would have, she was a very good mother, she was much better at organizing both our plans and schedules, she had a better social circle and as a result I gained that when i married her ... etc etc ....

UNfortunatley she has her downsides too, so we did eventually divorce ... but I won't take away the credit she deserves for her good points.

I'll bet if you think about it, you did marry her for more than just the sex ...didn't you?
Jimpy

Windsor, Canada

#5 Sep 6, 2009
My wife is amazing and incredible in bed. Any opportunity we have to have sex she is pretty much open to, yet I still love to jerk off whenever I have the opportunity to.
too tight

Lexington, SC

#6 Sep 6, 2009
That goes for women too. I have to "j*ck off" in the shower everyday because he can be stingy as hell (just at night before sleep). He says, "Baby, I'm not a machine." So I say, "Well, thank goodness they make them."
Simon

Clearwater, FL

#7 Sep 6, 2009
thatll learn ya for being naive and getting married (twice yet, you are a fool)
Joe X

Pittsburgh, PA

#8 Nov 1, 2009
Masturbation allows one to use ones IMAGINATION in the WILDEST way to have a great ORGASM. Sex CANNOT provide this MENTAL PART of orgasm.

The imagination in masturbation helps bring VARIETY into sex. You are IMAGINING SEX with a DIFFERENT WOMAN in a DIFFERENT SITUATION EVERY TIME. What more can a man ask ? It is difficult to imposible to imagine things when one is having sex with a partner.

From a pure physical pleasure standpoint, the pleasure in the penis from sex and masturbation are quite DIFFERENT with respect to WHICH AREAS of the PENIS each act STIMULATEs.
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Joe X

Pittsburgh, PA

#9 Nov 1, 2009
We know that it is the BRAIN that actually feels the PLEASURE. The PENIS just CONVEYS the PLEASURE SIGNAL to the BRAIN for the PLEASURE POINTS in the BRAIN to get STIMULATED.

If IMAGINATION during MASTURBATION can provide EXTRA PLEASURE SIGNALS to the BRAIN - that one would NOT HAVE during SEX ( because it is difficult to imagine things with partner present ), then it makes complete sense why masturbation COULD actually be MORE PLEASURABLE to a man.
love it hard

Kings Mountain, NC

#10 Nov 5, 2009
i thought i was the only one who is not getting it from their wife,she'll let me su@k on her 38D and play with them anytime i want to, but no s@x mybe once a month well have sex and she'll tell me to pull out before i c@m at first i thought she wanted to either watch me empty my lo@d or i was hopeing she wanted to sw@ll@w but h@ll no she would catch my lo@d in my t-shirt,but she had no problem with wanting me to eat her out and thats something i love to do but that doesn't make me c@m by the way i'v been married for 22 years and its been that way after the frist year she told me she doesn't need sex to love me!!!!!!

Since: Oct 08

Houston, TX

#11 Nov 5, 2009
love it hard wrote:
i thought i was the only one who is not getting it from their wife,she'll let me su@k on her 38D and play with them anytime i want to, but no s@x mybe once a month well have sex and she'll tell me to pull out before i c@m at first i thought she wanted to either watch me empty my lo@d or i was hopeing she wanted to sw@ll@w but h@ll no she would catch my lo@d in my t-shirt,but she had no problem with wanting me to eat her out and thats something i love to do but that doesn't make me c@m by the way i'v been married for 22 years and its been that way after the frist year she told me she doesn't need sex to love me!!!!!!
Let me get this straight:
She lets you suck her tits.
She wants you to eat her pussy.
Won't let you cvm in her mouth, much less consider swallowing.
In return, you get to have sex ONCE A MONTH?
And even then you can't cvm in her and she catches your load in a damn t-shirt?
For 22 years?
Whew. For a minute there, I thought you were being taken advantage of...

Since: Nov 08

Mableton, GA

#12 Nov 5, 2009
Of course we do.....But now I dont hide it from her and it made her see how much/often you like to play.....Sometimes she will help sometimes she dosnt.....As to all you perverts on here reading this, you know to much is never enough
love it hard

Gastonia, NC

#14 Nov 5, 2009
i guess she is taking advantage of me!!! the only thing she lets me do is to touch her 38DS and su@k on them the most all the other things maybe once ever other week or so she'll flash your boobs at me and tease me with them and tell me it kiss them and she'll put them back into her bra and pull her shirt back down and walk away!!!!
ladybug

Grande Prairie, Canada

#15 Mar 9, 2012
You men are not all what is cracked up to be, actually men tend to give it less then woman want it. And maybe if you where all up into the internet porn and ignorning your wife until YOUR in the mood then maybe she would want to have sex with you. Maybe she is trying to teach you that if you ignore me I will ignore you, Not so much a weapon more of a lesson dumb ass!
Carpe Diem

Las Vegas, NV

#16 Mar 9, 2012
After 30+ years together, we do once, sometimes twice a week. Unlike some of you guys, I think I'm totally lucky. My glass is half full, not half empty. But I still have to take care of business myself the other 5 or 6 days a week.
cing

AOL

#18 Mar 9, 2012
Well, it seems like once a person starts, I did when I was 12 y/o, and at 74 still do. My wife used to be a real bunny, any time-any place, but now at 70 , she's retired from f*cking. I, to this day still j*ck off, out of necessity, at the very least every other day. Sometimes more. And sometimes if I go to a porn theater.
cing

AOL

#19 Mar 10, 2012
ladybug wrote:
You men are not all what is cracked up to be, actually men tend to give it less then woman want it. And maybe if you where all up into the internet porn and ignorning your wife until YOUR in the mood then maybe she would want to have sex with you. Maybe she is trying to teach you that if you ignore me I will ignore you, Not so much a weapon more of a lesson dumb ass!
Well, Ms Ladybug, are you saying that it's your experience that men that you are familiar with are only interested in pornography and that's why they are not interested in giving you the sex that you'd like on your terms...? I would think that a healthy and carring couple could find a way to be mutually compatible sexually. Is there something that you'd prefer that your mate isn't aware of..? Or, maybe it's the other way around...? You could try talking about it...!! I would think that you could let your guy know what and how you wanted your sexual desires fulfilled. That shouldn't be too tough for either one of you...

“guess who Lois?”

Since: Dec 06

A little hole in the wall.

#20 Mar 10, 2012
cing wrote:
<quoted text>Well, Ms Ladybug, are you saying that it's your experience that men that you are familiar with are only interested in pornography and that's why they are not interested in giving you the sex that you'd like on your terms...? I would think that a healthy and carring couple could find a way to be mutually compatible sexually. Is there something that you'd prefer that your mate isn't aware of..? Or, maybe it's the other way around...? You could try talking about it...!! I would think that you could let your guy know what and how you wanted your sexual desires fulfilled. That shouldn't be too tough for either one of you...
You said something that is worth discussing more ... what do guys look for in porn if they have a regular sex partner? Could it be that they are fantasizing about something that the GF or wife won't do? Or they are afraid to ask in case she thinks him a pervert? What if it turns out she is open to it?
Carpe Diem

Henderson, NV

#22 Mar 10, 2012
franko wrote:
<quoted text>You said something that is worth discussing more ... what do guys look for in porn if they have a regular sex partner? Could it be that they are fantasizing about something that the GF or wife won't do? Or they are afraid to ask in case she thinks him a pervert? What if it turns out she is open to it?
I have a regular sex partner, and, yeah, when I look at porn I sometimes seek out things that I know my wife isn't interested in, like anal sex and facials. But it's not just the act that I find arousing in porn, it's the woman involved in the act. And I find that the more that woman resembles my wife, the more arousing I find her. I think for me, it's more a matter of my need for greater frequency than that I'm looking for something different. If I could have sex twice a day with my wife, I'd probably never get the urge to look at porn.

“guess who Lois?”

Since: Dec 06

A little hole in the wall.

#23 Mar 10, 2012
Carpe Diem wrote:
<quoted text>
I have a regular sex partner, and, yeah, when I look at porn I sometimes seek out things that I know my wife isn't interested in, like anal sex and facials. But it's not just the act that I find arousing in porn, it's the woman involved in the act. And I find that the more that woman resembles my wife, the more arousing I find her. I think for me, it's more a matter of my need for greater frequency than that I'm looking for something different. If I could have sex twice a day with my wife, I'd probably never get the urge to look at porn.
i would agree with everything you said there .....

a message for women in that .... most men would rather be with their partner ... as long as the freqency and quality are there.

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