What is the naughtiest thing you have...
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#831 Oct 1, 2010
stacked and proud wrote:
god,,,, i think i've lost count of the naughty things i've done lol
Well, like maybe some of them are better off left forgot?
but it SEEMed like such a good idea at the time?
or might that have been by having the judgement process clouded by a few quarts of alcohol....
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#832 Oct 1, 2010
Loading a few random cigarettes in dad's brand new pack... drove him nuts! Por guy was already shaking bad enough!

Got my pants warmed more than once for it, too.

Bad ones were where we ran out of cigarrette loads, so we rolled out the tobacco, then put a firecracker back in, and repacked it...

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#833 Oct 1, 2010
jimzimjohn wrote:
<quoted text>Like it, you are turning me into a perv of note ! Lmao
that's the idea lol

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#834 Oct 1, 2010
anonymous wrote:
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Well, like maybe some of them are better off left forgot?
but it SEEMed like such a good idea at the time?
or might that have been by having the judgement process clouded by a few quarts of alcohol....
i have never,,,,,,,, ever,,,,,,, done anything stupid whilst i've been drunk!!!!(yeah right ) lol
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#835 Oct 1, 2010
Back when I was in college, we were allowed to smoke in the cafeteria. They had these tiny little metalized cardboard ashtrays, and there would be about three cigarattes going in one. So I'd add my own firecracker loaded one. I'd light it up, take a good puff, then lay it in the ashtray with the others, then I'd get up and go get a drink from the vending machine...
Which is where I'd still be when the thing blew up, scattering live ashes and burning cigarette butts in all directions.....
Malborough

Queen Creek, AZ

#836 Oct 1, 2010
anonymous wrote:
Back when I was in college, we were allowed to smoke in the cafeteria. They had these tiny little metalized cardboard ashtrays, and there would be about three cigarattes going in one. So I'd add my own firecracker loaded one. I'd light it up, take a good puff, then lay it in the ashtray with the others, then I'd get up and go get a drink from the vending machine...
Which is where I'd still be when the thing blew up, scattering live ashes and burning cigarette butts in all directions.....
Good thing it was in the good old days. Today you would be arrested and the bomb squad would have been dispatched. Hmmm good thing your last name isnt mohammad or bim sala bim --lol
Karl

UK

#837 Oct 1, 2010
stacked and proud wrote:
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morin Karl,,,,,
i'm trying to get banned lol
arternoon 'Stackie'(just arisen, and as it's blowin' a hoolie in the Northern Isles, think I'll go back - with an Americano please!)
'Banned'??? Nay, ma bonnie lassie. If Pope were still here he'd cannonize you on the spot!(well, makes a change from burning, don't you think?)Now what about that room service?(and dinnae bather tae get dressed!lol!:)

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#838 Oct 1, 2010
Karl wrote:
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arternoon 'Stackie'(just arisen, and as it's blowin' a hoolie in the Northern Isles, think I'll go back - with an Americano please!)
'Banned'??? Nay, ma bonnie lassie. If Pope were still here he'd cannonize you on the spot!(well, makes a change from burning, don't you think?)Now what about that room service?(and dinnae bather tae get dressed!lol!:)
i don't blame ya mate,,,, it's horrible down here to,,,, and my mate in London said it's like that there too,,,, so your not alone in that respect.
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Billy

Avon Park, FL

#839 Oct 1, 2010
Karl wrote:
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arternoon 'Stackie'(just arisen, and as it's blowin' a hoolie in the Northern Isles, think I'll go back - with an Americano please!)
'Banned'??? Nay, ma bonnie lassie. If Pope were still here he'd cannonize you on the spot!(well, makes a change from burning, don't you think?)Now what about that room service?(and dinnae bather tae get dressed!lol!:)
Hey Karl, I am fascinated by your spelling. What kind of brogue is that: "and dinnae bather tae get dressed"? I assume it means "and don't bother to get dressed". And, "blowing a hoolie in the Northern Aisles"? Very cool!
40OzMalt

Cincinnati, OH

#840 Oct 1, 2010
the "naughtiest" thing I've ever done?

I done voted for Obama in Novemeber 2008 election, and I did it many, many, many times on the same day in many, many diffrent poling stations in many, many wards An' I even got paid cash money evrey time I did it. My b-a-d
delta5

Brooklyn, NY

#841 Oct 1, 2010
jerked off to my grandma and sent pictures of her to people on the net so they can tell me how they would f*ck her.
Sniffaroo

United States

#842 Oct 1, 2010
I am not sure if the naughtiest is when I sniff, lick and wank in the MIL's bloomers or a couple of years ago when I travelled alone to my hometown and spent the night with a former classmate.
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#843 Oct 1, 2010
Billy wrote:
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Hey Karl, I am fascinated by your spelling. What kind of brogue is that: "and dinnae bather tae get dressed"? I assume it means "and don't bother to get dressed". And, "blowing a hoolie in the Northern Aisles"? Very cool!
Scottish? As in Scotsman?

no insult intended from incorrect usage...
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#844 Oct 1, 2010
40OzMalt wrote:
the "naughtiest" thing I've ever done?
I done voted for Obama in Novemeber 2008 election, and I did it many, many, many times on the same day in many, many diffrent poling stations in many, many wards An' I even got paid cash money evrey time I did it. My b-a-d
I can them throwing extra sulfur on the fires of hell already, pending your arrival....
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#845 Oct 1, 2010
Malborough wrote:
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Good thing it was in the good old days. Today you would be arrested and the bomb squad would have been dispatched. Hmmm good thing your last name isnt mohammad or bim sala bim --lol
Back then they didn't know what terrosists were ... good thing, thank god, or I'd probably been put away for about a million-billion years, lol.

Read back up a few pages about the bomb scare.... I very nearly scared my boss to death... we were young, maybe not so bright, sometimes... nobody ever got hurt from our pranks, but we came oh so close, sometimes....
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#846 Oct 1, 2010
anonymous wrote:
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I can them throwing extra sulfur on the fires of hell already, pending your arrival....
correction: I can already hear them throwing extra sulfur...
Wild Willie

UK

#847 Oct 1, 2010
Billy wrote:
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Hey Karl, I am fascinated by your spelling. What kind of brogue is that: "and dinnae bather tae get dressed"? I assume it means "and don't bother to get dressed". And, "blowing a hoolie in the Northern Aisles"? Very cool!
Hi Billy,
Just a sort of jokey/'stage' Scots accent, together with a (phonetic) bit of the local colloqualism for foul weather-of which we get a lot here way up in the Northern ISLES (not 'aisles'- which is part of a kirk)Incidentally, your 'translation'was absolutely correct (but doubt if our 'Stacksie' will take me up on it!)
Wild Willie

UK

#848 Oct 1, 2010
stacked and proud wrote:
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i don't blame ya mate,,,, it's horrible down here to,,,, and my mate in London said it's like that there too,,,, so your not alone in that respect.
Och, dinnae ye wirrie yeh fair heed aboot that - it weel a'll be awa' by the morn! Jist batten doon thae hatches an' haste ye back tae ye're bed wi' somethin' tae warm thae cockles o' ye're heart!
(Mine's a pint of the black stuff if yer askin'!)

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#849 Oct 1, 2010
stacked and proud wrote:
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that's the idea lol
Thank you my favourite teaser ! Love you to !

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#850 Oct 1, 2010
delta5 wrote:
jerked off to my grandma and sent pictures of her to people on the net so they can tell me how they would f*ck her.
Did you get any takers ?? lol

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