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Since: Feb 08

Rehoboth Beach, DE

#1 Mar 23, 2008
What are some names for crazy things in sex that you would never do but sound funny

Give a name and description

For example:
The bobsled - Do a girl on the top of the stairs and right before the end kick her legs out and ride her down to the bottom

“clown?!”

Since: Mar 08

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#2 Mar 23, 2008
i've always liked the pile driver-- you see it in porn a lot. the girl kicks her legs in the air, (i think it's a yoga position) resting on her shoulders, and the guy stands over and enters, proceeding to kind of stand and squat.

“And tell me he's not comfy...”

Since: Feb 08

Rehoboth Beach, DE

#3 Mar 23, 2008
i got two more that are gross and sound painful

5 shooter or Spread eagle - Its when a girl has a d*ck in her mouth, one in each hand, and two below

Strawberry milkshake - You c*m on a girls upper lip so it looks like those milk commercials then punch her in the nose...Like i said it was painful and you nor I would ever do it
michele

Clifton, NJ

#5 Mar 23, 2008
michele wrote:
<quoted text> my bf likes gummy bears, but he calls me cummy bear because i cum like 20 times on a good nite!!!
i call him snoopy because he is a good puppy

“And tell me he's not comfy...”

Since: Feb 08

Rehoboth Beach, DE

#6 Mar 23, 2008
more about a sex act i am looking for but sexual nick names work too

“And tell me he's not comfy...”

Since: Feb 08

Rehoboth Beach, DE

#7 Mar 23, 2008
California sunshine:

Do a girl in front of the window have ur friend sneak out run behind her and stick it in then walk outside and when u get out there make sure she sees you and wave Hello

“And tell me he's not comfy...”

Since: Feb 08

Rehoboth Beach, DE

#8 Mar 24, 2008
Oohhhh forgot about this one

the Rodeo:

have sex with a girl from behind and hold one arm up and then have someone just out of the corner and Hold on tight

see if you can stay on for eight seconds

“And tell me he's not comfy...”

Since: Feb 08

Rehoboth Beach, DE

#9 Mar 24, 2008
http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/sex/Sex-...
just read this its funny and interesting
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Sweetie

Australia

#10 Mar 24, 2008
Dude Look wrote:
California sunshine:
Do a girl in front of the window have ur friend sneak out run behind her and stick it in then walk outside and when u get out there make sure she sees you and wave Hello
This one really made me laugh, the shock on her face would be priceless...

“And tell me he's not comfy...”

Since: Feb 08

Rehoboth Beach, DE

#11 Mar 24, 2008
after she turned around she would made but how can u be made when this joke has been played
Sweetie

Australia

#12 Mar 24, 2008
Yeah Id be pretty pissed at him...

“And tell me he's not comfy...”

Since: Feb 08

Rehoboth Beach, DE

#13 Mar 24, 2008
who could blame u

“clown?!”

Since: Mar 08

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#14 Mar 24, 2008
Dude Look wrote:
Oohhhh forgot about this one
the Rodeo:
have sex with a girl from behind and hold one arm up and then have someone just out of the corner and Hold on tight
see if you can stay on for eight seconds
i always thought the rodeo was saying another girl's name and then holding on.

“And tell me he's not comfy...”

Since: Feb 08

Rehoboth Beach, DE

#15 Mar 25, 2008
well it could be but hell u try what u want
boy of london

India

#16 Mar 25, 2008
erm a jam donut is where a girl on her period and after the guy comes out of her theres blood around her entrance lol

and a strawberry cheesecake where u punch the girl in the face, make her bleed the cum on it lol i wud never do that

miami roller doin it on roller skates with the girls legs wrapped around u lmao
XDiva

Australia

#17 Mar 25, 2008
miami roller mmmm I like to roller skate
boy of london

India

#18 Mar 25, 2008
LOL
master

Australia

#19 Dec 5, 2008
you all are crazy
South kid

Mountain View, CA

#20 Jan 7, 2009
The angry pirate. Its where a dude is gettn a bj and b4 he comes he pulls out comer in her eye then kicks her in the shin. So she gets up holding her eye and leg.
flyboy

Glen Allen, VA

#21 Jan 8, 2009
Dude Look wrote:
What are some names for crazy things in sex that you would never do but sound funny
Give a name and description
For example:
The bobsled - Do a girl on the top of the stairs and right before the end kick her legs out and ride her down to the bottom
Whats really going on with this guy?

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