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#33125
Sep 18, 2012
 
_Zoey_ wrote:
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You like the old twangy, crying in your beer, my wife left me and took my dawg, country music. That gets on my nerves!
:O)
whith lyrics such as :

"Out in the pasutre with maw cows and maw horses ...

Thinking about how to kill maw cheatin' wife"

Like that???

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lol...thanks! I can zip through them pretty quick. Just takes a bit of time.
Yep you are good at it. I miss alot of them. I should narrow down my threads I check.:)

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Yep you are good at it. I miss alot of them. I should narrow down my threads I check.:)
I have narrowed mine down a lot recently. Got tired of a lot of the BS on some of the others.

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Joke of the day....

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly.... "Same illness, better insurance."

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#33129
Sep 18, 2012
 
_Zoey_ wrote:
Joke of the day....
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly.... "Same illness, better insurance."
where can I get an insurance policy like that???

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#33130
Sep 18, 2012
 
_Zoey_ wrote:
Joke of the day....
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly.... "Same illness, better insurance."
the perfect joke for the HS forum .. gotta love it!!!

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#33132
Sep 18, 2012
 
_Zoey_ wrote:
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You like the old twangy, crying in your beer, my wife left me and took my dawg, country music. That gets on my nerves!
:O)
Gets on your nerves? WHAT?!?!?!?!?! How can this get on your nerves?

Living For The Night-

Everyday is a lifetime without you
Hard to get through since you've gone
So I do the only thing I know how to, to get by
I'm livin' for the night

I've drawn all the curtains in this old house
To keep the sun out and off of my face
Friends stop by to check in 'cause I've checked out
I tell 'em I'm fine, I'm just livin' for the night

Daylight can't hide the tears I cry
The pain that came with your goodbye
The memories that keep me out of sight
Every night I venture out into those neon arms that hold me tight
I'm livin' for the night

I'm a whole lot easier to talk to
When I've had a few, I settle down
Whiskey kills the man you've turned me into, and I come alive
I'm livin' for the night

Daylight can't hide the tears I cry
The pain that came with your goodbye
The memories that keep me out of sight
Every night I venture out into those neon arms that hold me tight
I'm livin' for the night, I'm livin' for the night

Everyday is a lifetime without you

Words sung by the living legend George Strait or as we call him in TX King George. Ironiclly this album is called Twang also. Lol.

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#33133
Sep 18, 2012
 
franko wrote:
<quoted text>to each his own.
Have you tried some fo the chinese dishes with beef? They prepare it a whole other way ... have a dish of Beef and Broccoli in Black Bean sauce ... you might like that.
Also, chinese style Barbeue'd pork ... another great but unique taste experience.
I like beef just not the typical steak over the grill at bbqs steak.
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#33134
Sep 18, 2012
 
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Part of the state. There are as many Purdue fans as Irish fans. I hope they stay on a winning streak though.
On the sports page I talk on there is a guy from Indiana. Next time me am him are "ok" I'll ask him what city he lives in but I do remember him telling me he lives in Boilermaker Country. Right now we are "mad" at each other since he's a cowgirls fan and I called Tony Romo the word that rhymes with "Romo". I actually got a 3 day suspension for that. I'm in day 2 right now so after tomorrow I doubt he will acknowledge me from the get go. Lol.

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Sep 18, 2012
 
_Zoey_ wrote:
Joke of the day....
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly.... "Same illness, better insurance."
Wow this ia perfect!. LOL :)

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#33138
Sep 18, 2012
 
Faker1 wrote:
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Have you seen the previews of The Master? I think that's the name of it with Joaquin Phoenix and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Looks like a good movie. Supposedly it's based somewhat off of the Scientologist founded Ray Hubbard(?).
I haven't seen the previews for the Master but just read the movies review. This is not my type of movie so I won't be wasting my money watching it. Phoenix does give a performance worthy of recognition I read but still not enough to lure me into watching it. Sorry.

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#33139
Sep 19, 2012
 
Faker1 wrote:
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From what I understand Graceland is now located in the hood. Lol. Back in them days it was the nice area of town but not now. I have heard of Beale street also and the atmosphere from my "bil" from LA that's been. Does Chuck Berry perform in Memphis also or is that another city? I'll look it up since that would be cool to see him perform also. Boots will be worn. Lol.
Berry had as song titled Memphis, Tennessee but I don't think he owns a club there. Chuck is 85 and continues to play live sold out performances in St Louis in the Blueberry Hill district. He also has a few other sites listed on his tour schedule for this year including the Sept 1st concert at the Convention Center in Fort Worth. Looks like you just missed him this year.

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#33140
Sep 19, 2012
 
_Zoey_ wrote:
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I agree, it's too early. We usually have a fairly warm September. I think we're paying for the mild winter now.
Has this not been a really weird year as far as the weather goes? Mother Nature needs to take her Prozac.:o

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#33141
Sep 19, 2012
 
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Not yet. I think I'm on chapter 19. Not sure how many more I have to go. It's very "interesting", to say the least. It gets very warm in this room at certain times.
:O)
Zoey!! I'm shocked! LOL Turn the A/C up.
That book is "interesting" on every other page at least.:)

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#33142
Sep 19, 2012
 
_Zoey_ wrote:
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Maybe a bottle of Asti??
Works for me!:)

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#33143
Sep 19, 2012
 
_Zoey_ wrote:
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I'm still trying to figure him out. He's a very complex man.
That he is. You have email discussing some of my thoughts on him.

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#33144
Sep 19, 2012
 
franko wrote:
<quoted text>I am beginning to look forward to September, it might be the ideal month here, as long as the fall monsoons hold off.
Franko dear, it is past the middle of September. Did you mean you are looking forward to October? Do you usually You get lots of rain in the fall? I hope we do this year. Some years it is so dry we have burn bans most of the whole month.

October is my favorite month. Beautiful colors on the trees,crisp cool weather, fresh apple cider, Halloween, hay rides, carving jack-o-lanterns and someone specials birthday.:O

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Sep 19, 2012
 
_Zoey_ wrote:
Joke of the day....
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly.... "Same illness, better insurance."
LOL Damn! Good one Z.

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#33146
Sep 19, 2012
 
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Gets on your nerves? WHAT?!?!?!?!?! How can this get on your nerves?
Living For The Night-
Everyday is a lifetime without you
Hard to get through since you've gone
So I do the only thing I know how to, to get by
I'm livin' for the night
I've drawn all the curtains in this old house
To keep the sun out and off of my face
Friends stop by to check in 'cause I've checked out
I tell 'em I'm fine, I'm just livin' for the night
Daylight can't hide the tears I cry
The pain that came with your goodbye
The memories that keep me out of sight
Every night I venture out into those neon arms that hold me tight
I'm livin' for the night
I'm a whole lot easier to talk to
When I've had a few, I settle down
Whiskey kills the man you've turned me into, and I come alive
I'm livin' for the night
Daylight can't hide the tears I cry
The pain that came with your goodbye
The memories that keep me out of sight
Every night I venture out into those neon arms that hold me tight
I'm livin' for the night, I'm livin' for the night
Everyday is a lifetime without you
Words sung by the living legend George Strait or as we call him in TX King George. Ironiclly this album is called Twang also. Lol.
This is my favorite from Texas King George. My daughter has seen him at least 6 times in concert.

I Cross My Heart

Our love is unconditional, we knew it from the start.
I see it in your eyes, you can feel it from my heart.
From here on after let's stay the way we are right now,
And share all the love and laughter
That a lifetime will allow.

I cross my heart and promise to
Give all I've got to give to make all your dreams come true.
In all the world you'll never find a love as true as mine.

You will always be the miracle that makes my life complete,
And as long as there's a breath in me, I'll make yours just as sweet.
As we look into the future, it's as far as we can see,
So let's make each tomorrow be the best that it can be.

I cross my heart and promise to
Give all I've got to give to make all your dreams come true.
In all the world you'll never find a love as true as mine.

And if along the way we find a day it starts to storm,
You've got the promise of my love to keep you warm.
In all the world you'll never find a love as true as mine,
A love as true as mine.

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#33147
Sep 19, 2012
 
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I like beef just not the typical steak over the grill at bbqs steak.
You just ain't right. LOL

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