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JBBBB

Madison, WI

#1 Oct 14, 2010
I live across the street from a 69 year old widow, a scrawny thing that has a mildly retarded daughter, age 40. For years this old woman and I have joked about sexual matters. The last year or so, it's escalated a bit. I told her my wife never gives me oral sex to completion. So she thought of who she knew to do it to me but could never think of anybody. Her sexual activity was quite low until I got her a vibrator for her birthday. She now pleasures herself regularly and has gotten another vibrator that she doesn't like very much. Then I took some pictures of my erection on my cell phone to give her a better idea of what a big penis looked like for her masturbatory thoughts. She at first didn't think it was my penis but after I convinced her, she was quite impressed, saying things like "You must be proud of that" and "I don't think I could even get that in my mouth". When she's drunk, she's even said she would give me a complete bj, but when she's sober, she said she couldn't do it because she likes my wife. Then I got her a better vibrator, an 8 incher looking very much like my penis. I even took a picture of the two and now she knows for sure how big I am. She's even told me that she thinks of my big penis as she's using the dildo on herself. We've talked about various sexual positions, me smelling her dirty panties, and how much I want to squirt my load into a woman's mouth. A lot of times I talk to her on the phone about these sex matters and I'm masturbating, which usually ends up in a massive ejaculation. So I'm not sure what to do now. Should I continue to try to seduce her or just leave the old hag alone? She's not attractive in the least but she's really petite so I know she'd have a very tight vagina and seems to be willing to let me drain my nuts in her mouth.

“Need a friend with benefits”

Since: Aug 10

St Louis, MO

#2 Oct 14, 2010
I don't think she can give you any better hints, duh! She is trying to seduce you, pretending to be innocent and not knowing or understanding. She wants you to take the lead! That's how they did it in her day!
JBBBB

Madison, WI

#3 Oct 14, 2010
Gerardg wrote:
I don't think she can give you any better hints, duh! She is trying to seduce you, pretending to be innocent and not knowing or understanding. She wants you to take the lead! That's how they did it in her day!
She sends me mixed signals all the time. One time she says she will suck me, the next time she says she doesn't want to hurt my wife(who would never find out). I think it depends on how much alcohol is in her system. She tells me one day that talking to her makes her pussy wet, then the next day, she laughs it off and says we could never do anything. Which I'm not even sure if I should anyway. I think the guilt from dicking an old scrawny lady may be worse than splashing my semen all over face.
Okguy

Newark, NJ

#4 Oct 14, 2010
Have you just flat-out said, "hey, I think we should ----"? Or in a way you may choose better to say. If she's just gonna tease ya, forget it & move on guy.
sweptaway911

Madison, NJ

#7 Oct 14, 2010
You talk about you and your neighbor, butt sem to have forgotted the "6oo pound gorilla in the corner". YOUR WIFE !!!!
There is nothing wrong with doing an older woman. Can be real nice and an adventure for you both (been there, done that), butt you have to think what would happen if your wife found out. Are you ready to deal with that?

“Lionbar”

Since: Oct 10

Somewhere in England

#9 Oct 14, 2010
Can't understand why it should have anything to do with his wife. If she is incapable of giving him what he wants, he'll get it elsewhere, if not with a 69 year old, he'll get it from a 29 year old ! In fact, his wife should be happy with that arrangement and encourage it. She's not likely to lose him to an unattractive 69 year old hag now, is she.
Up front and honest

Kaneohe, HI

#10 Oct 14, 2010
Get old tail today and maybe the younger one will not be there tomorrow.
Wives have ways of finding out.
It is like when you put the ring on their finger, it turns on a radar.
Eventually she will find out and then half of everything you own will go away in the divorce.
If you really want to bang the old woman, try to get your wife in on it so she is a part of it.
Perhaps telling her that you feel so sorry for her and she keeps on hitting on you and joke about you should just go F*&^ her brains out and put her hormones to rest.
If your wife is OK with that then she will say "go for it".
If your wife is not OK with it then she will get in your face and tell you "don't even think about it"
Then you tell her you were just joking.
But behind her back, not cool and ends up badly everytime eventually.

“Need a friend with benefits”

Since: Aug 10

St Louis, MO

#12 Oct 14, 2010
JBBBB wrote:
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She sends me mixed signals all the time. One time she says she will suck me, the next time she says she doesn't want to hurt my wife(who would never find out). I think it depends on how much alcohol is in her system. She tells me one day that talking to her makes her pussy wet, then the next day, she laughs it off and says we could never do anything. Which I'm not even sure if I should anyway. I think the guilt from dicking an old scrawny lady may be worse than splashing my semen all over face.
She is nervous, GET HER DRUNK!
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Dehan

Kolkata, India

#13 Oct 14, 2010
Hey,

It is an open invitation, go ahead and do as she wanted you to do!
Whether old or young sexual desires is always in human heart and mind.
Dehan
Mix Mutt

Orange, CA

#14 Oct 14, 2010
JBBBB wrote:
I live across the street from a 69 year old widow, a scrawny thing that has a mildly retarded daughter, age 40. For years this old woman and I have joked about sexual matters. The last year or so, it's escalated a bit. I told her my wife never gives me oral sex to completion. So she thought of who she knew to do it to me but could never think of anybody. Her sexual activity was quite low until I got her a vibrator for her birthday. She now pleasures herself regularly and has gotten another vibrator that she doesn't like very much. Then I took some pictures of my erection on my cell phone to give her a better idea of what a big penis looked like for her masturbatory thoughts. She at first didn't think it was my penis but after I convinced her, she was quite impressed, saying things like "You must be proud of that" and "I don't think I could even get that in my mouth". When she's drunk, she's even said she would give me a complete bj, but when she's sober, she said she couldn't do it because she likes my wife. Then I got her a better vibrator, an 8 incher looking very much like my penis. I even took a picture of the two and now she knows for sure how big I am. She's even told me that she thinks of my big penis as she's using the dildo on herself. We've talked about various sexual positions, me smelling her dirty panties, and how much I want to squirt my load into a woman's mouth. A lot of times I talk to her on the phone about these sex matters and I'm masturbating, which usually ends up in a massive ejaculation. So I'm not sure what to do now. Should I continue to try to seduce her or just leave the old hag alone? She's not attractive in the least but she's really petite so I know she'd have a very tight vagina and seems to be willing to let me drain my nuts in her mouth.
What a fkking pig you are. Why risk blowing your marriage just to tap this old rag?(and she has a retarded daughter too??!)
You are just asking for your wife to toss you outta the house. She will find out for sure if you go thru with the hi-jinx.
JBBBB

Davenport, IA

#15 Dec 29, 2010
Finally! Last week, a couple nights before Christmas, my old neighbor lady was shoveling a huge pile of snow, so I went over to help her. After we both made quick work of the pile, she said she wanted to pay me some cash. I told her I didn't want cash. She laughed and said "I know what you want. Hurry and come inside." Her daughter was already asleep for the night so we were just standing in the living room. Ruth,(the old lady's name), sat in her easy chair, drank a shot of whiskey, and motioned for me to step over to her chair. Ruth said,"Well, let's see it." So I unbuttoned my pants and unzipped them, as she helped me pull my underwear down. She gasped, "Oh my!" when my partially erect penis sprung into view. She licked her lips and said "well, here goes." Ruth began to suck it to full erection. It did stretch her mouth pretty good, but she was careful not to scrape with her teeth. This of course felt wonderful, even though seeing an old hag give me a bj wasn't the best sight in the world. Several minutes of bliss went by, and I could feel an orgasm approach. I said, "Ruth, I won't last too much longer." She released me, then said,"Well, then, can you lay on your back on the floor?" I wasn't quite sure what Ruth wanted to do, but I did what she asked. She then slid down her slacks, straddled me, and said, "I want to see if you'll fit." She lowered her little hairy pussy down to my penis, then began to stuff it up the tightest vagina I've ever felt. I could tell it was hurting her, but she was bound and determined to impale herself on me. She bottomed out after moaning and groaning quite a bit. She then moved up and down a few strokes, but she sensed that I was about to blow. She stood up, sat back to her chair and told me to stand next to her again. My penis was spotted with some of her blood and other juices but she sucked it in anyway, making me squirt a huge load of warm semen in her mouth. Finally! Merry Christmas, Ruth!
Gene

Metamora, IL

#16 Dec 29, 2010
This is the time to be very careful. She may be feeling guilty and feel the need to confess to your wife. Be careful on how you push your luck the next time you interact with Ruth...let her take the lead until you get a feel for what she is feeling. You also need to be careful with the daughter around - she may blab without really understanding what she's saying around your wife.
huh

United States

#17 Dec 30, 2010
Why was the old lady bleeding?

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#18 Dec 30, 2010
Not sure whether I believe this story or not, but it has some sort of erotisism about it (younger man, older woman), so 9/10 for this!

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ken

Tunnel, NY

#19 Dec 30, 2010
my mother gives her 19 year old neighbor bj 2 3 times week
curious

Paris, TN

#20 Dec 30, 2010
NorthantsGuy wrote:
Not sure whether I believe this story or not, but it has some sort of erotisism about it (younger man, older woman), so 9/10 for this!
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I fully agree. Don't know if this all true, but I was stroking while reading it with great images in my head.
ken

Tunnel, NY

#21 Dec 30, 2010
my mother enjoys her neighbor at times he brings his friend to join in
JBBBB

United States

#23 Jan 5, 2011
Update: I went over to Ruth's last night again to scoop her sidewalks. She came out to her porch, thanked me, and said how bout a beer? I went into her house and into the living room, where we had had sex several days before. I said, "How are you? I'm sorry I made you bleed the other night." She said, "I'm sore but it'll be ok. I never told you this but I adopted my daughter Amy. I've never had kids and my husband had a small one. So you ripped my hymen open completley. Thanks, now that vibrator you got will fit better too. I just have to let my vagina heal some more. I wouldn't mind paying you though. Do you want a BJ?" I unzipped my pants and walked over to her chair again. She said, "I still can't get over how big you are! She began sucking me with gusto, making me weak in the knees. My lustful mind began again. "Ruth, have you ever had anal?" She said, "You mean up my, you know? I don't know, you're so big. I guess we could try. Just be careful." She pulled down her slacks. "How should I be?" I wanted to warm her up first, so I laid on my back again, and said "Ruth,straddle my face. I want to make you feel something first." So she lowered her little hairy crotch to my face and said,"No one's ever done this to me before." I licked up and down her soreness, sucked her and made Ruth have a couple orgasms. I then started to concentrate on her anus, a tiny little thing that tasted pretty good for a 69 year old woman. I forced my tongue into it and spit into it too, getting it lubed up. I then positioned Ruth on her hands and knees. "Ok, now spread your legs wide." When Ruth did that, her ass spread open, with her anus winking at me in anticipation. I began to push in some. Ruth gasped in pain so I told her to diddle herself to distract her. The head of my penis popped past her ring so I took the chance and slid a good 4 or 5 inches up her colon. She didn't seem to mind it that much, just groaning and gasping. Actually her rectum wasn't as tight as her vagina was, so I began to saw in and out of her. Just a couple minutes later, I started to come. This time I didn't think I should come in her mouth, as I'm sure she would think it's dirty. So I blew my load up her rectum. I then pulled out, making a "plop" noise then a bunch of my semen streamed out her. I did the gentlemanly thing and licked her clean and sucked on her to give her one more orgasm. Ruth said,"You know that didn't hurt that much at all. I think we could probably do that again sometime." I said, "Happy to oblige, maam."

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#24 Jan 5, 2011
Sniff, sniff...... Do I detect the pungant odour of BULLSHIT?!?!?!???
JBBBB wrote:
Update: I went over to Ruth's last night again to scoop her sidewalks. She came out to her porch, thanked me, and said how bout a beer? I went into her house and into the living room, where we had had sex several days before. I said, "How are you? I'm sorry I made you bleed the other night." She said, "I'm sore but it'll be ok. I never told you this but I adopted my daughter Amy. I've never had kids and my husband had a small one. So you ripped my hymen open completley. Thanks, now that vibrator you got will fit better too. I just have to let my vagina heal some more. I wouldn't mind paying you though. Do you want a BJ?" I unzipped my pants and walked over to her chair again. She said, "I still can't get over how big you are! She began sucking me with gusto, making me weak in the knees. My lustful mind began again. "Ruth, have you ever had anal?" She said, "You mean up my, you know? I don't know, you're so big. I guess we could try. Just be careful." She pulled down her slacks. "How should I be?" I wanted to warm her up first, so I laid on my back again, and said "Ruth,straddle my face. I want to make you feel something first." So she lowered her little hairy crotch to my face and said,"No one's ever done this to me before." I licked up and down her soreness, sucked her and made Ruth have a couple orgasms. I then started to concentrate on her anus, a tiny little thing that tasted pretty good for a 69 year old woman. I forced my tongue into it and spit into it too, getting it lubed up. I then positioned Ruth on her hands and knees. "Ok, now spread your legs wide." When Ruth did that, her ass spread open, with her anus winking at me in anticipation. I began to push in some. Ruth gasped in pain so I told her to diddle herself to distract her. The head of my penis popped past her ring so I took the chance and slid a good 4 or 5 inches up her colon. She didn't seem to mind it that much, just groaning and gasping. Actually her rectum wasn't as tight as her vagina was, so I began to saw in and out of her. Just a couple minutes later, I started to come. This time I didn't think I should come in her mouth, as I'm sure she would think it's dirty. So I blew my load up her rectum. I then pulled out, making a "plop" noise then a bunch of my semen streamed out her. I did the gentlemanly thing and licked her clean and sucked on her to give her one more orgasm. Ruth said,"You know that didn't hurt that much at all. I think we could probably do that again sometime." I said, "Happy to oblige, maam."
thedog

Springfield, NJ

#25 Jan 5, 2011
69 year old ? Seriously ?

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