NecroLucy's bar is open. Come in and ...

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#10977 Nov 10, 2012
rdawg wrote:
<quoted text>I love science jokes
Guess I suck at science lol....:) O well

“Just an everyday girl”

Since: Dec 09

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#10978 Nov 11, 2012
zedme wrote:
Ummm gin and tonic 4 K8, and a margarita for...
Hmmm Thank you.:)

“Just an everyday girl”

Since: Dec 09

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#10979 Nov 11, 2012
Kellygall wrote:
Someone get DMAN a double on me.
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting in a bar.
"Let's have sex with a cat!" said the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," said the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophiliac.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then DMAN the masochist said,"MEOW!"
]\]Now that is funny. Are from the UK? LOL I need to move there.:)

“Just an everyday girl”

Since: Dec 09

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#10980 Nov 11, 2012
David0407 wrote:
<quoted text>
Coming up!!! Looks like you need one.
Didn't mean that in a bad way.
Zed beat you. Silly.

Since: Sep 12

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#10981 Nov 11, 2012
Kate Who wrote:
<quoted text>Zed beat you. Silly.
Dam that zed lol

Since: Jun 12

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#10982 Nov 11, 2012
Morning all. Cuppa tea please and a hobnob.

“Ignore the trolls”

Since: Oct 08

Barnet, UK

#10983 Nov 11, 2012
madam sin wrote:
Morning all. Cuppa tea please and a hobnob.
Mind if I join you for tea and toast?

Since: Oct 12

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#10984 Nov 11, 2012
Need a beer to calm me down,all the girls are flashing their panties in the other threads.

Since: Jun 08

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#10985 Nov 11, 2012
RUDY MCGILLVRAY wrote:
Good Morning to all from SE AK still colder than a witches tit around here but maybe snow (warmer) tonite.
"Spanish Fly" otherwise known as 'fly agaric' is a stimulant for cattle to keep them breeding; it irritates the vaginal opening to allow the insertion of the bull's penis and eventual ejaculation. If you were to give it to a human female, she alledgedly would try to fuck herself to death,as she could not stop the itch. Whereas in cows it metabolizes fairly quickly.
All this typing has made me REAL thirsty, so I have a beer and a dram of Rum with a twist. thank you, and side note to S&P hi gal, how you doooiiinnnn?
morin hun........ "[email protected] myself to death" huh?? i have a few toys that can do that for me.... lol
1 beer and a rum for you..... i will have a bellini please with a latte....... and not on the go.... i'm off today and chilling out........ getting into the christmas mood .... i'm going to watch the "polar express in 3d" later with my boys......... i've missed them... they both stayed out last night whilst i went out on the town..........
have a good one hunni.....

Since: Jun 08

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#10986 Nov 11, 2012
DMAN wrote:
<quoted text> Just a bit of humor on that comment...(It was said that spanish fly made frigid women horny)..(lol)
well i'm glad to say i have never been frigid...... it took me a while to get going.... but once i was on that path the run became quite enjoyable......:)

Since: Jun 08

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#10987 Nov 11, 2012
Kellygall wrote:
<quoted text> In case anybody missed it on the other thread...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing the usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt she had slept in, her white stick leaning against the oven.
As DMAN walked in, almost asleep , she turned to him and said urgently.“You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
His eyes lit up and he thought,“I’m either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day “
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and gave her his all, right there on the kitchen table.
DMAN groaned , she said “thanks” and returned to the stove , her T-shirt still round her neck.
Happy but confused , DMAN asked “What was that all about?”
She explained,“The egg timers broken”
DMAN replied "Its lucky I took my time"
hahahahahaha...... good morning.... thanks for the sunday laugh...

“another beer ? sure why not”

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#10988 Nov 11, 2012
rdawg wrote:
<quoted text> I love science jokes
it was a bar joke, with a shot of science lol

“another beer ? sure why not”

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#10989 Nov 11, 2012
Kate Who wrote:
<quoted text>
Zed beat you. Silly.
hey one for each hand..you can belong to the two fisted drinking society lol

“another beer ? sure why not”

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#10990 Nov 11, 2012
David0407 wrote:
<quoted text>
Dam that zed lol
I get that alot...

“another beer ? sure why not”

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#10992 Nov 11, 2012
revilot2 wrote:
Need a beer to calm me down,all the girls are flashing their panties in the other threads.
huh?? What the hell am I doing here then. Lol

Since: Oct 12

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#10993 Nov 11, 2012
zedme wrote:
<quoted text> huh?? What the hell am I doing here then. Lol
Hi Zedme,beer time,you having one too ?.

“another beer ? sure why not”

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#10994 Nov 11, 2012
stacked and proud wrote:
<quoted text>
well i'm glad to say i have never been frigid...... it took me a while to get going.... but once i was on that path the run became quite enjoyable......:)
the run is just as important as the finish line no?
DMAN

Aurora, CO

#10995 Nov 11, 2012
Kellygall wrote:
<quoted text> In case anybody missed it on the other thread...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing the usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt she had slept in, her white stick leaning against the oven.
As DMAN walked in, almost asleep , she turned to him and said urgently.“You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
His eyes lit up and he thought,“I’m either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day “
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and gave her his all, right there on the kitchen table.
DMAN groaned , she said “thanks” and returned to the stove , her T-shirt still round her neck.
Happy but confused , DMAN asked “What was that all about?”
She explained,“The egg timers broken”
DMAN replied "Its lucky I took my time"
Your mouth is bigger than your belly oh so smelly kelly... Take the dust off your region close your legs its tuna season.... Then give those knees a rubbing while your butt gets a scrubbing..... Stories are oh so funny.. Just like your mouth is full of cummy...... But i really do not mean that... smelly...
DMAN

Aurora, CO

#10996 Nov 11, 2012
David0407 wrote:
<quoted text>
Haha that's so funny Kelly.:)
Care for something to drink ?
How about something with moisture instead of her usual.... "a DRY martini.....
DMAN

Aurora, CO

#10997 Nov 11, 2012
Kate Who wrote:
<quoted text>]\]Now that is funny. Are from the UK? LOL I need to move there.:)
Hopefully your plane has enough gas...
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