Sex With A Grapefruit

[Big A]

Just wondering if anyone has ever had sex with a grapefruit and what it felt like.

[bad dawg]

Well ... I've give oral to one or two .... Eaten them all up .. But grapefruit really ain't my type lol

[boost]

Grapefruit is no good. The little segment dividers are tough on the head of your pecker. Plus, the citric acid burns down in the urethral canal.
I would go with watermelon. An over-ripe one with it's meat more mushy. Steal your melon from the field around midnight. It will still be slightly warm inside, not too hot. Cut a proper size hole in the rind, and slide your pecker inside. It feels just like a woman!
We used to do this as kids down South. BTW, don't ever buy a melon in Arkansas that has a cork stuck in it. It won't be a virgin melon, and may taste a bit funny.

[HHC]

Errrr, I don't think watermelons are accessible in the fields at the moment. pmsl Anyhoo, I think purchasing one would be much better and you can let it sit out and not refridgerate it. You might want to get seedless so that your sperm does not combine with the seeds and make wee watermelon babies.

Here is a study about the best fruits to have sex with and the times it takes to obtain orgasm for each fruit:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/32346

CONCLUSION

My experiments make the following conclusions irrefutable:

- The watermelon and the cantaloupe are good lays.

- Passion fruits do not make appropriate sexual partners.

- If you like it rough, a pineapple will work - with adequate protection.

[Nathan11]

HHC wrote:

Errrr, I don't think watermelons are accessible in the fields at the moment. pmsl Anyhoo, I think purchasing one would be much better and you can let it sit out and not refridgerate it. You might want to get seedless so that your sperm does not combine with the seeds and make wee watermelon babies.
Here is a study about the best fruits to have sex with and the times it takes to obtain orgasm for each fruit:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32346
CONCLUSION
My experiments make the following conclusions irrefutable:
- The watermelon and the cantaloupe are good lays.
- Passion fruits do not make appropriate sexual partners.
- If you like it rough, a pineapple will work - with adequate protection.

You could try these : The hormone, used to induce childbirth and lactation in women, is injected into pumpkin, watermelon and cucumber plants to make them bear bigger fruit.
Indian minister warns of fruit and vegetable hormone injections.

http://www.mnn.com/food/healthy-eating/storie...

[Purple throbber]

Big A wrote:

Just wondering if anyone has ever had sex with a grapefruit and what it felt like.

What? You're having sex with Terri? My ex GF? I swear she had the intelligence of a grape fruit!

[Nathan11]

Purple throbber wrote:

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What? You're having sex with Terri? My ex GF? I swear she had the intelligence of a grape fruit!

naw he says he had sex with a berry and it was'nt halle...

[lovely]

Just grapefruited my man..he went crazy..! The trick is..while ur stroking him up & dwn with it..gv him oral...!

[nabernat]

never heard of this before.. but seems like it woudn't feel all that great to the guy.