make this the no.1 MOST commented topic

Posted in the Human Sexuality Forum

Comments (Page 64)

Showing posts 1,261 - 1,280 of2,109
|
Go to last page| Jump to page:

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1381
Aug 28, 2013
 
revilot2 wrote:
<quoted text>Apart from a dodgy back,im fine thanks Lexi,hows you ?.
Whats up with your back? Been swinging from the chandeliers again? ;p

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1382
Aug 29, 2013
 
-Babybelle- wrote:
<quoted text>Whats up with your back? Been swinging from the chandeliers again? ;p
LOL,if only Belle,more than likely a work thing or old age.
:(

“Home sweet home :) ”

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1383
Aug 29, 2013
 

Judged:

1

1

1

yoda 49 wrote:
Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
Like it was going out of style
My whole head got light
I lost my eyesight
I ain't been that drunk in awhile
Along about 1 I spotted a queen
And I started to make my move
Aw, she was believing every line I was laying
Lord I was just too cool
Well I thought I died and gone to heaven
But lord did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking
But lord when I do I lose
I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a two
Well I made up my mind
I was never gonna find
Myself in that condition again
But here I sit on the same barstool
And just look at the shape I'm in
I done spotted me another queen
Sitting at a table alone
So I strolled on over and sat myself down
And asked if I can take her home
When she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed
But boy did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking
But lord when I do I lose
I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
Now you may laugh
But if you've got the cash
I'll bet you 10 to 1 you have too
One of yours.........or lent from another?
Whatever the answer, it was positively delightful yoda.:)

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1385
Aug 29, 2013
 
Last night I was walking down the road singing a song

“Home sweet home :) ”

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1386
Aug 29, 2013
 
Justme3838 wrote:
Last night I was walking down the road singing a song
I know, I had my window open and heard you. You have a good voice.:)
sarah t

UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1387
Aug 29, 2013
 
Lexie Lex wrote:
<quoted text>
I know, I had my window open and heard you. You have a good voice.:)
omg i thought it was a cat being strangled, suns out im stuck at work with shelley and misrable malwina

Since: Aug 13

Leigh, UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1388
Aug 29, 2013
 
sarah t wrote:
<quoted text>omg i thought it was a cat being strangled, suns out im stuck at work with shelley and misrable malwina
shame your stuck at work i'm taking a few days break :)

Since: Aug 13

Leigh, UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1389
Aug 29, 2013
 
Shame your at work, I am taking a few days off :)
Join Free

“Home sweet home :) ”

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1390
Aug 29, 2013
 

Judged:

1

1

1

sarah t wrote:
<quoted text>omg i thought it was a cat being strangled, suns out im stuck at work with shelley and misrable malwina
Oh poor you.:) How is Elvira? Can you tell her I have gone out for a week. Every time she comes around she eats all my food from the fridge. I have just done a shop and I want it to last.
I would be much obliged.
Thanks in advance.:):)
randy andy

Sydney, Australia

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1391
Aug 29, 2013
 
sarah t wrote:
<quoted text>omg i thought it was a cat being strangled, suns out im stuck at work with shelley and misrable malwina
u don,t sound like much to be worth mentioning yourself "sarah":(
brookes

Ireland

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1392
Aug 29, 2013
 
hi everyone..this is krista..im looking for someone i can talk to right now..if you got timr you can hit me up on my skype.. krista.brookes .... :)
sarah t

UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1393
Aug 29, 2013
 
Lexie Lex wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh poor you.:) How is Elvira? Can you tell her I have gone out for a week. Every time she comes around she eats all my food from the fridge. I have just done a shop and I want it to last.
I would be much obliged.
Thanks in advance.:):)
who's elvira? N why is randy andy slaggin me off

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1394
Aug 29, 2013
 
sarah t wrote:
<quoted text>who's elvira? N why is randy andy slaggin me off
Hey Sarah,i think Elvera was the mistress of the dark ?.

“Home sweet home :) ”

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1395
Aug 29, 2013
 

Judged:

1

1

1

sarah t wrote:
<quoted text>who's elvira? N why is randy andy slaggin me off
Well I thought Elvira was your second cousin twice removed. Well I say that because I had her removed twice from my house.:) As for randy andy, he probably really really likes you. There is a fine line between his slagging off and romantic banter, I think he has just misjudged his settings a little. I am sure he will be back to clarify. Toodles...

“Home sweet home :) ”

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1396
Aug 29, 2013
 

Judged:

1

1

1

revilot2 wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Sarah,i think Elvera was the mistress of the dark ?.
haha * gives the thumbs up *
sarah t

UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1397
Aug 29, 2013
 
revilot2 wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Sarah,i think Elvera was the mistress of the dark ?.
okies im blonde, who was or what was the mistress of the dark

“Home sweet home :) ”

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1398
Aug 29, 2013
 

Judged:

1

1

1

* plays the theme song from X files and turns it up really really loud *:)

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1399
Aug 29, 2013
 
sarah t wrote:
<quoted text> okies im blonde, who was or what was the mistress of the dark
A tv program quite a few years back,a load of frigging rubbish though.

Since: Aug 13

Leigh, UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1400
Aug 29, 2013
 
Los Angeles TV horror hostess Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson) quits her job after an outburst involving sexual harassment with the station's new owner. She discovers she has been included in the will of her late great-aunt Morgana. Which entitles her to all of Morgana's worldly possessions, a mansion in Fallwell, Massachusetts, a Bichon Frise who doesn't really seem to be what it appears, and a book of what she considers cooking recipes. Despite her brazen and seductive exterior, she is determined to start a life in this conservative town and even striking up a friendship with Bob Redding (Daniel Greene), the local theater operator, and her "assets" and good nature also attract the attention of many of the town's teenagers, much to the chagrin of their closed-minded parents who see her as a bad influence. Bob's infatuation with Elvira also infuriates his love interest Patty who, with the help of several members of the school board and PTA sabotage Elvira's good name and her attempts to open a late night film fest using Bob's theater, the last straw breaking when in a Flashdance scene, she is covered in tar instead of a bucket of water and feathered by Patty, humiliating her. All the while, Elvira's uncle Vincent Talbot (W. Morgan Sheppard) appears harmless, but he is in fact a warlock bent on finding Morgana's secret "recipes" and using them to take over the world, and he is largely responsible for the suspicion of the town adults and their hatred toward Elvira.
Elvira tries to console herself and impress Bob by cooking dinner using one of Morgana's recipes, and despite the ingredients she succeeds, only to have herself and Bob attacked by a creature created from the mixture. Elvira discovers that the recipe book is a spellbook and plots to use the same creatures at the PTA picnic that weekend. The plan doesn't go accordingly, however instead of being attacked by monsters, the adults lose their inhibitions and suddenly tearing each other's clothes off in promiscuity at the park, eventually being arrested for indecent exposure. When Patty tries to come between Elvira and Bob, Elvira grabs hold of Patty's top and sucker punches her - tearing her top off in the process and revealing to the public that Patty is actually flat chested and was stuffing her shirts the whole time, leaving her the humiliated one. Patty and Chastity, the head of the PTA, use this as a catalyst to accuse Elvira of witchcraft and the townsfolk decide to set an example and arrest her. The fear and hatred escalates, and despite the teenagers rallying to help her, they end up breaking into the wrong cell and become trapped. Elvira is taken to be burned at the stake and her dog transforms into a mouse and escapes to the mansion and obtains her great aunt's ring who brings it to Elvira. Elvira casts a spell to make it rain and put out the fire that's about to burn her and with Bob's help she manages to escape. Discovering that Vincent is behind this, she tries to face him, but loses her ring and runs to retrieve her spell book from the house to combat him. Vincent gives chase and when they arrive, their combat lights the house on fire. In the fray, Vincent loses Morgana's ring and Elvira uses it on him, expelling him to the underworld. She and Bob manage to escape the house before it is completely engulfed in flames.
The next morning, Elvira, whose house was salvageable, and all of her aunt's possessions and magical objects destroyed, is ready to leave town. She is approached by Chastity who apologizes for their behavior and a shamed Patty who was embarrassed by Elvira the night before, as well as all the teenagers who, with Bob try to convince Elvira to stay. She has nowhere to stay, she opts to leave town, but not before kissing Bob, hinting at a blooming relationship. The scene follows Elvira's experiences as portrayed in a suave and sexy song and dance number on a Las Vegas stage, now officially labeling her as "Mistress of the Dark"

“Home sweet home :) ”

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#1401
Aug 29, 2013
 

Judged:

1

1

1

BAP0606 wrote:
Los Angeles TV horror hostess Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson) quits her job after an outburst involving sexual harassment with the station's new owner. She discovers she has been included in the will of her late great-aunt Morgana. Which entitles her to all of Morgana's worldly possessions, a mansion in Fallwell, Massachusetts, a Bichon Frise who doesn't really seem to be what it appears, and a book of what she considers cooking recipes. Despite her brazen and seductive exterior, she is determined to start a life in this conservative town and even striking up a friendship with Bob Redding (Daniel Greene), the local theater operator, and her "assets" and good nature also attract the attention of many of the town's teenagers, much to the chagrin of their closed-minded parents who see her as a bad influence. Bob's infatuation with Elvira also infuriates his love interest Patty who, with the help of several members of the school board and PTA sabotage Elvira's good name and her attempts to open a late night film fest using Bob's theater, the last straw breaking when in a Flashdance scene, she is covered in tar instead of a bucket of water and feathered by Patty, humiliating her. All the while, Elvira's uncle Vincent Talbot (W. Morgan Sheppard) appears harmless, but he is in fact a warlock bent on finding Morgana's secret "recipes" and using them to take over the world, and he is largely responsible for the suspicion of the town adults and their hatred toward Elvira.
Elvira tries to console herself and impress Bob by cooking dinner using one of Morgana's recipes, and despite the ingredients she succeeds, only to have herself and Bob attacked by a creature created from the mixture. Elvira discovers that the recipe book is a spellbook and plots to use the same creatures at the PTA picnic that weekend. The plan doesn't go accordingly, however instead of being attacked by monsters, the adults lose their inhibitions and suddenly tearing each other's clothes off in promiscuity at the park, eventually being arrested for indecent exposure. When Patty tries to come between Elvira and Bob, Elvira grabs hold of Patty's top and sucker punches her - tearing her top off in the process and revealing to the public that Patty is actually flat chested and was stuffing her shirts the whole time, leaving her the humiliated one. Patty and Chastity, the head of the PTA, use this The fear and hatred escalates, and despite the teenagers rallying to help her, they end up breaking into the wrong cell and become trapped. Elvira is taken to be burned at the stake and her dog transforms into a mouse and escapes to the mansion and obtains her great aunt's ring who brings it to Elvira. Elvira casts a spell to make it rain and put out the fire that's about to burn her and with Bob's help she manages to escape. Discovering that Vincent is behind this, she tries to face him, but loses her ring and runs to retrieve her spell book from the house to combat him. Vincent gives chase and when they arrive, their combat lights the house on fire. In the fray, Vincent loses Morgana's ring and Elvira uses it on him, expelling him to the underworld. She and Bob manage to escape the house before it is completely engulfed in flames.
The next morning, Elvira, whose house was salvageable, and all of her aunt's possessions and magical objects destroyed, is ready to leave town. She is approached by Chastity who apologizes for their behavior and a shamed Patty who was embarrassed by Elvira the night before, as well as all the teenagers who, with Bob try to convince Elvira to stay. She has nowhere to stay, she opts to leave town, but not before kissing Bob, hinting at a blooming relationship. The scene follows Elvira's experiences as portrayed in a suave and sexy song and dance number on a Las Vegas stage, now officially labeling her as "Mistress of the Dark"
Oh ok. Nice synopsis.:)

Tell me when this thread is updated: (Registration is not required)

Add to my Tracker Send me an email

Showing posts 1,261 - 1,280 of2,109
|
Go to last page| Jump to page:
Type in your comments below
Name
(appears on your post)
Comments
Characters left: 4000

Please note by clicking on "Post Comment" you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

5081 Users are viewing the Human Sexuality Forum right now

Search the Human Sexuality Forum:
Topic Updated Last By Comments
Should Erections be socially acceptble in public? (Jun '09) 1 min Pootslap 17
Bi/Gay Skype sex (Sep '11) 1 min Bigbeast 419,191
Any lesbians wanna chat on whatsapp (May '13) 1 min Sofiya 517
Gay phone wank (Oct '12) 2 min Bi guy 07944969101 18,143
older gay guys/dads wanted for skype to chat (Apr '12) 2 min alex 7,155
gay snapchat!!! (Dec '12) 2 min Gaylooksfun 310,191
dirty ki..k (Oct '13) 2 min stuvbot82 224,588
Gay/bi K....k (Nov '13) 3 min Plaingson 121,209
what is the most forbidden sex you ever had ? (May '11) 25 min Randy Andy 54 5,206
•••
•••
Enter and win $5000
•••

Human Sexuality People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE

•••