Whats the biggest thing you stuck up your ass(GUYS ONLY!)

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Nick

Brooks, GA

#1 Jun 19, 2013
I'm loveing to hear. Bassball bat is biggest for me ;) next.
Serial sexter

Lanark, UK

#3 Jun 19, 2013
A 9" c ock was probably the biggest thing (length & thickness wise) but there was a golf club shaft that I slipped inch by inch down to the end of the grip when I was a teenager.
mighty mouse

UK

#5 Jun 20, 2013
i have used the toilet brush handle and pushed all the way up and a hair spray aerosol can about 12inch long, that hurt like fck thow.
bottom boy

Philadelphia, PA

#6 Jun 20, 2013
I took on 2 extremely hung black guys 1 was 10inches & average thickness & the other was 13inches and as thick as a soda can.. after the work my butt good they f'd me with a wooden baseball bat
Marx

Reading, PA

#7 Jun 20, 2013
The biggest thing I ever stuck up my a$$ was your wife's tongue! She cleaned me up very well. Tell her I said thanks.

She said that she remembers me every time she french-kisses you.
Harry

Norwich, UK

#8 Jun 20, 2013
the biggest thing I've had in my ass is my boyfriends half his foot he's size six but still hurt like crazy. ass is so loose now

Since: Jun 13

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#10 Jun 20, 2013
Length-wise all but the base of a twelve inch d1ck. Incredibly painful! I had to draw in really hard for that! Width-wise, tho, lotsa fists. Never been double-fisted but have had some pretty big dudes ram their dukes into me. I don't mind being stretched--I can stuff a billiard ball up there and take it out with my own fingers....
wilko

Newbury, UK

#12 Jul 9, 2013
My wifes 6 inch strapon but would love to go much bigger even try a real huge black cock
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biggie

Carbondale, PA

#14 Jul 9, 2013
I was just expeirmenting at first but it was a lil dildo huge vibration came from itbthen like a 12incher I was so lubed up I was laying on the floor n a bat was sitting there in thr corner.lets just say if you were outside my window it woulda been magic in the ears <3
skydog

Maplewood, NJ

#18 Mar 18, 2014
Marx wrote:
The biggest thing I ever stuck up my a$$ was your wife's tongue! She cleaned me up very well. Tell her I said thanks.
She said that she remembers me every time she french-kisses you.
that wasn't her tongue...it was a dick i cut off a dead VC
Cok

Melbourne, Australia

#19 Mar 18, 2014
My cousin and I go full on at family events I'm 15 and he's 14 pretty good cock i love having it up my arse so good
Liam

Montclair, NJ

#21 Apr 16, 2014
The biggest thing was a baseball bat
jim

Melbourne, Australia

#22 Apr 16, 2014
Cucumber love the ripples on it plus the coldness
super freak

Hazleton, PA

#23 Apr 16, 2014
I knew this was going to be entertaining to read.
assmee

United States

#24 Apr 17, 2014
Snaples bottles,sams club water bottle,now i use teeth whitening remembrandt.
henryvalksyme

Maroubra, Australia

#25 Jun 11, 2014
Hmm, when I was a teen I got a bottle if drain cleaner partially in. And part of my fist.

Nowadays, an ear of corn. Oh, I oct casionally sit on 1.25L coke bottles and try to get lower and lower each time. Since I started pre-loading my ass with a tonne of lube via syringe, it's been getting easier.

Henry.valksyme on Skype if you'd like to see/suggest something else.

Since: Jan 14

Bakersfield, CA

#27 Jun 12, 2014
Baseball Bat or a large ladies hand. From the time it took her to get her hand in, maybe her hand was bigger than the baseball bat.
Rodders

UK

#29 Jun 12, 2014
My girlfriends 9" vibrator
It was my first anal moment in bed with her,
I have always wanted to give her anal so in return so I knew what it felt like
She pushed up me
And boy did it make my eyes water and my bum bleed
Bitch!...
tlj18

Fort Worth, TX

#32 Aug 23, 2014
Cok wrote:
My cousin and I go full on at family events I'm 15 and he's 14 pretty good cock i love having it up my arse so good
Me and my Cuz the same way
Jakebubblebutt

Santa Fe, NM

#34 Sep 28, 2014
tlj18 wrote:
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Me and my Cuz the same way
i thought i was the only one

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