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Garry

Kingston, Canada

#1 Mar 29, 2011
Anyone tried mixing semen in food. I did on cheese and crackers.
dave

Fresh Meadows, NY

#2 Mar 29, 2011
Not in my food..other peoples food tho

“South Louisiana”

Since: Mar 11

very small

#3 Mar 29, 2011
And was it good for you.how did that taste.Yea i know that was a stupid question i'm sure it tasted like Cheese & crackers with cu m on it lol.

Since: Mar 11

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#4 Mar 29, 2011
Garry wrote:
Anyone tried mixing semen in food. I did on cheese and crackers.
saw this on Tosh.0, but no bullshit there is a "cookbook" out there that incorporates semen in with food. i think its called natural harvest. ive never read it, but check it out and tell me what you think.

“South Louisiana”

Since: Mar 11

very small

#5 Mar 29, 2011
I need to remember that book if i ever see it at my house i will know to start eating out more LMAO.

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#6 Mar 29, 2011
Rentman1,
Ha right?! Thought about making an "organic" dinner for my GF, then telling her what made it "organic" after she ate it just to see what she does.

“South Louisiana”

Since: Mar 11

very small

#7 Mar 29, 2011
I don't need food with my girlfriend she drinks straight from the tap.lol
mr fun

Fresh Meadows, NY

#8 Mar 29, 2011
Its a great way to get back at a sister in law for eating ur food
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lil brent

Columbus, OH

#9 Mar 30, 2011
In my early teens I usta baby sit for a neighbor, she was single, about 30 years old, and not good looking,,
For some reason I would always jack off at her house,
This one morning, I was standing in the kitchen with my jeans around my ankles using butter to get off, and as I got ready to shoot, I saw her bottle of "Creamy Italian Salad Dressing" on the counter,,
Yea--I put the head into the bottle, and worked the shaft, and added an once to the mix,,.
And before she got home, I added another once to it..
I always wondered if she could taste anything,??
Now,, I keep it for myself.

Since: Feb 09

Moorea,Papeete

#10 Mar 30, 2011
LOLOL You guys are a riot! I wish I would have thought of that while my mother-in-law was livng here for a month...ugh! She would have gotten a glass full!( bitch,bitch,bitch!) thats all I heard...would have served her right. plus its all protein,,,,use it in a shake! Yum
lil brent

Columbus, OH

#11 Mar 30, 2011
Have you mixed it into a shake for yourself ??

Since: Feb 09

Moorea,Papeete

#12 Mar 31, 2011
lil brent wrote:
Have you mixed it into a shake for yourself ??
not in a shale...i put it in ice creme...it froze it and was quite tasty

“Women dream not of equals,”

Since: Mar 11

but of Masters.

#13 Mar 31, 2011
Rentman1 wrote:
I need to remember that book if i ever see it at my house i will know to start eating out more LMAO.
LOL

Since: Jan 11

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#14 Mar 31, 2011
Lol did that just turn me on???.... IT DID...lmao
rick

United States

#16 May 8, 2011
I made chicken alfredo for my mom tonight. I dumped 11 loads into the sauce that I saved over the past week. I was so hard watching her eat it.
Jennifer7

UK

#18 May 9, 2011
My husband loves to help me with the cooking, & often adds his own sauce, which we then all eat.Over the years i think we have fed,my parents, my sisters family,our neighbours,our kids teacher,etc etc. It is such a turn on as you watch them loving every mouthful without knowing.
bad uncle

San Jose, CA

#19 May 9, 2011
Y'all sick in da head but lmao haha

“Just do what u gonna do!”

Since: May 11

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#20 Jun 16, 2011
i do try it with chocolate bar only with my gf. we eat together until finish
BillyBones

Elliot Lake, Canada

#22 Jul 25, 2011
I used to work the overnight shift in a very small call center. Our management was made up of a pile of morons and assholes with their own little kitchenette area. they routinely messed up my pay check because I was the only one with odd hours. I worked alone for over a year and a half, and had to walk the building for security reasons every few hours. whenever my pay check got messed up, I'd make sure to stop in the management kitchenette and look through their mini fridge. The CEO, CFO, and Head Accountant all stored their salad dressing here.

I'd open up the bottles of ranch, ceasar, or thousand island, unzip my pants, a jerk off furiously, dropping a full load of my cum into one bottle at a time. I'd have to do the rounds at least three times a night, so I was able to make sure that everyone responsible got a good taste of my vengeance. I think they each must have eaten a good quart and a half of my sperm over the time I worked there.

Best revenge EVER.:D

You know, come to think of it... who knows who else they shared their dressing with... Maybe some potential corporate clients in for a lunch meeting in the board room? I can only hope. ;)

Since: Feb 12

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#23 Mar 6, 2012
[can i come to yours for lunch

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