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[Old Guy Now]

Just a quickie to tell how I lost my virginity in the late sixties. It was a snow day from school. It stopped snowing overnight but the streets weren't clear. Mid morning a girl from the neighborhood called and asked to come over. Not unusual we hung out all the time. My parents were working so it was only her and me. We listened to music from the radio in my room, I was still in my pajamas. She was lying on the bed with me, I got the nerve and kissed her for the first time ever. First she pretended to be pi**ed but a few minutes later we getting into kissing pretty heavy. I was embarrassed because I had a boner that was tenting my pajamas. The shades were down and when I turned off the light you couldn't see much to my relief. We both were getting horny and worked up from kissing and soon I was rubbing her ti**ies over her shirt, then my hand was under it. After about an hour or so her shirt and bra were in a heap beside the bed and I was dry humping her. It took a lot of courage and persuasion but she let me remove her pants. While dry humping her I pulled my pajamas + underpants down over the cheeks of my butt while trying to get my penis inside her panties. She was all paranoid but I really wanted to get laid. We twisted around on the bed for awhile. Finally after her being there two hours on the bed we were both naked, still twisting and rolling, tickling and laughing and such. Then I rolled her over ending up on top of her. There was silence, we looked intensely into each others eyes, slowly I forced her legs apart so I could slip between them. I had my penis resting against her entrance, when I kissed her lightly on the lips she whispered something about how it wouldn't fit inside her, it was to big. But I wasn't about to stop. I kept nudging my penis forward, I don't understand how I didn't come right then. After a few minutes I had just the tip between her pu**y lips. She didn't want to go any further but I just had to, I thought that I may never get the chance again. Her hands pushed at my chest and her head shook no while she kept saying please don't do it. But I was thinking with my little head that day. It was like a game to see how far I could go before she got pissed off and quit. There was this slimy feeling as I or both of us lubricated. I grabbed both hands holding them next to the sides of the pillow and started to push into her a little further. Her eyes were closed as I felt her butt starting to rise just a bit. I went very slowly pushing a little more. It was awfully tight when I felt a resistance give way, like a ring of muscles or something and I had my nut sack resting against her poop hole. I couldn't believe I was fully inside her body. There were tears running down her cheeks, her eyes still closed, I kinda felt like an a-hole and thought about not doing anymore when I felt her hands surround my backside and she started to kiss my neck. I guess she did want to do it after all. I was real careful to go slow not wanting to hurt her anymore and not wanting to come to quick. After a few minutes I was going much faster and she had her legs high in the air and was moaning real loud like when the big moment appeared out of no where. I knew I had to spill it right then. She was holding me tight around my back when I tried to pull out and do it on her belly but her grip was to tight and I ended up doing deep inside her body. It was so intense I got light headed and thought I was going to pass out. She kept sighing and moaning continuing to pull me closer. I went soft and fell out of her. We just laid there for ten or so minutes with me still on top of her with her legs spread. After awhile we both got up to find a mess on the bed. I guess she leaked out all my come and it was on the sheets. When I broke her cherry she bled so where laid there was a pool of pink/reddish come. We tried to clean it off but it stained the sheets so we had to wash them. It turned out to be a better afternoon after we rested.

[usedgoods]

sallu88765 wrote:

My gf dumped me...

take a big ol dump in her mouth for payback

[Hannah l]

LLU90 wrote:

<quoted text>I know, then Justin Bieber and the San Fransico 49ers came in....
Why do you guys make up such rubbish? Is that the only way you can get off, imagining under age girls? Absolute rubbish

I was there so don't u think this is rubbish, the only rubbish is the part where the other brother came in, that wasn't true but everything else was completely true

[Rebecca Spindler]

Once I walked in on my mom and dad and they were doing the sucking part and I took pictures and posted them online and then my parents caught me..... Oh no...

[Hilary]

I'm masturbating right now in front of my boyfriend who I'm gonna dump later:)

[Ruley]

Anyone want a dick?! I'm ready!!

[Anonymous]

sallu88765 wrote:

<quoted text>
yeah...i really loved her...

they that love is like a knife.
it hurts both ways if she too was in love with you. what caused the break-up between you??? how long were you together????

[Anonymous]

Rebecca Spindler wrote:

Once I walked in on my mom and dad and they were doing the sucking part and I took pictures and posted them online and then my parents caught me..... Oh no...

no one goes out of their way to humiliate their parents so why are you posting this BS about your mum n dad???? idiot:(

[Anonymous]

Hilary wrote:

I'm masturbating right now in front of my boyfriend who I'm gonna dump later:)

isn, he that good in bed "hilary"?? then why did you bother in the first place with him???

[Matt]

I am 13 and a have a huge boner right now anyone wanna do it with me plz reply

[Matt]

Rebecca Spindler wrote:

Once I walked in on my mom and dad and they were doing the sucking part and I took pictures and posted them online and then my parents caught me..... Oh no...

That's gotta get u in trouble a lot

[David0407]

usedgoods wrote:

<quoted text>take a big ol dump in her mouth for payback

Lol I like, the way you think!!!:)

[Carolus]

Has anyone had real church building sexual cockworship? My last time
doing anything in a church was back in the late 1990's, it was with a
janitor we had sixtynine on the couch in the library, a few times
and with me standing in front of him he'd suck me for a while
then go out to clean up the rest of the place. It was fun!

At my old church, we had a lock-in when I was 15, and me and a bud sucked each other off in an out of the way corner of the place. Later on, I had a friend who had been doing it with his parish priest, who introduced me to him. I sucked him, got sucked, and got fucked in the confessional and in the altar boys' robe room a number of times before I left for college.

[steve]

Matt wrote:

I am 13 and a have a huge boner right now anyone wanna do it with me plz reply

just do what we all do and let it out. i'm about to

[Andre]

That's funny lol ill start

[Andre]

U duck

[asexwriter]

One day I went down to the park, I was 13 by the way. I was meeting this boy of 16 for the first time but he went to my school so I had seen him around at first we had casual talk and then we noticed the park was empty, he walked me over to an abandoned changing room and slid his hand from my knee, under my skirt and down my thongs, I felt his cold fingers slip in to my hot pussy and rub up and down making me wet, I looked at him with desire burning in my eyes and he slipped his tounge in to my mouth and felt around by then I was really aroused, I slipped my hand down his boxers and rubbed his shaft, we both quickly undressed and I started licking the end of his cock as he licked me out his long tounge went in and out of my hole like a dog making me hot all over and extremely wet, I pulled away from his grasp and sat on his c0ck slipping it in the wet mess and slid up and down, slowly while he played with me. his little warrior was hot and erect, his balls pounding my soft friend then we went faster the burn it felt so good I couldn't stop screaming with pleasure and then he came it felt hot like lava inside of me and then I came releasing the lava back, we lay breathless and we just played with each other. I saw him every day and did the same thing for 5 months... we still do it now

TRUE STORY

[asexwriter]

happy masturbating my horny friends ;3

[LLU90]

Hannah l wrote:

<quoted text>
I was there so don't u think this is rubbish, the only rubbish is the part where the other brother came in, that wasn't true but everything else was completely true

Please don't insult my intelligence. Why don't you and all the other Toronto profiles, club together and buy an adult magazine?

[LLU90]

asexwriter wrote:

One day I went down to the park,

That's about as much as is true in your STORY. Another guy posting as a girl. Isn't there one guy on here that can write something to excite a woman instead of themselves?