The Pirate Cove
Paul

London, UK

#1355 Mar 18, 2014
DirtySlutUK wrote:
Evening all
How is everyone?
Hi ds
How you sweet, you had a gd day today!!
Did you get the sun yesterday?

Since: Jan 12

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#1356 Mar 18, 2014
DirtySlutUK wrote:
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Hi Chantal
Glad you're well. Weather still good?
We are suppose to get 6 inches of snow tonight. I am having someone come by about putting in a fence so hopefully it is before the snow flies...LOL

Since: May 13

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#1357 Mar 18, 2014
lovinglifegirl wrote:
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heybdine with meeting noe on way homr:) how was ur day daddy?
paul bought me a new outfit can I put it on
Sure. Go ahead and model it for everyone to see.

My day was ok. Just bored and lonely

Since: Jan 12

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#1358 Mar 18, 2014
Paul wrote:
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No it won't fit UNDER your tongue sorry!
Lol
Phew! Had me worried....LOL

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Since: Sep 13

Gosport, UK

#1360 Mar 18, 2014
Paul wrote:
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Hi ds
How you sweet, you had a gd day today!!
Did you get the sun yesterday?
Had some yes and managed to chill in the garden with coffee a little but it got too chilly :-(
Today was a bit shitty but home now so all good
How was your day?
Paul wrote:
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Hiya
No I didn't , bloody shame eh!!
Yes it is a shame. Very strategically placed ribbons and bows etc

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Since: Sep 13

Gosport, UK

#1361 Mar 18, 2014
Chantal50 wrote:
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We are suppose to get 6 inches of snow tonight. I am having someone come by about putting in a fence so hopefully it is before the snow flies...LOL
Yeah hopefully
Another inches? That's really not good at all especially if you have all that on the ground still

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Since: Sep 13

Gosport, UK

#1362 Mar 18, 2014
Tom - another pirate joke. If you rather I didn't post them, just say:

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Tom. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Tom bellowed,''Bring me my Red Shirt.'' The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain,''Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle? The captain replied,''If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.''
All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Tom. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.
Captain Tomcalmly shouted,''Get me my brown pants.''

Since: May 13

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#1363 Mar 18, 2014
DirtySlutUK wrote:
Tom - another pirate joke. If you rather I didn't post them, just say:
Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Tom. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Tom bellowed,''Bring me my Red Shirt.'' The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain,''Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle? The captain replied,''If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.''
All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Tom. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.
Captain Tomcalmly shouted,''Get me my brown pants.''
Oh DS, that was good. Very funny. No I don't mind at all. You guys can post any kind of joke you want.

Since: Jan 12

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#1364 Mar 18, 2014
DirtySlutUK wrote:
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Yeah hopefully
Another inches? That's really not good at all especially if you have all that on the ground still
A lot has melted over the last week DS, thankfully! But yes, it is a shame we are getting more.:(

“Diem Carped. Sorrisi { 8 - )”

Since: Nov 12

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#1365 Mar 18, 2014
DirtySlutUK wrote:
Sorry Chantal, Airtime and Mike. Good morning to you too
Forgive me for forgetting you?
Good evening DS i hope your day went well for you.

“Diem Carped. Sorrisi { 8 - )”

Since: Nov 12

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#1366 Mar 18, 2014
DirtySlutUK wrote:
Tom - another pirate joke. If you rather I didn't post them, just say:
Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Tom. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Tom bellowed,''Bring me my Red Shirt.'' The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain,''Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle? The captain replied,''If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.''
All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Tom. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.
Captain Tomcalmly shouted,''Get me my brown pants.''
Now that is funny DS, I needed a good laugh in the afternoon. Almost spit my soda out over my tablet.

“Diem Carped. Sorrisi { 8 - )”

Since: Nov 12

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#1367 Mar 18, 2014
lovinglifegirl wrote:
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heybdine with meeting noe on way homr:) how was ur day daddy?
paul bought me a new outfit can I put it on
Guten Abend Louise, how was your day. I hope it went well for you.

“live , love and laugh”

Since: Nov 13

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#1368 Mar 18, 2014
hey airtime....was a long long day....but good thx howd donna doing? ur girls in Madrid yet?
like the outfit paul brought me....??? thx so much paul I love it...how do u like it? bit spacey from the cookies think I had one too many
daddyyyyyy I love u lots sorry were lonely today daddy!

Since: May 13

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#1369 Mar 18, 2014
lovinglifegirl wrote:
hey airtime....was a long long day....but good thx howd donna doing? ur girls in Madrid yet?
like the outfit paul brought me....??? thx so much paul I love it...how do u like it? bit spacey from the cookies think I had one too many
daddyyyyyy I love u lots sorry were lonely today daddy!
I love you too baby. I hope you sleep good tonight. Hopefully we can skype tomorrow.

“Diem Carped. Sorrisi { 8 - )”

Since: Nov 12

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#1370 Mar 18, 2014
lovinglifegirl wrote:
hey airtime....was a long long day....but good thx howd donna doing? ur girls in Madrid yet?
like the outfit paul brought me....??? thx so much paul I love it...how do u like it? bit spacey from the cookies think I had one too many
daddyyyyyy I love u lots sorry were lonely today daddy!
Day was really good hung around the pool with Donna, and Michelle my 3rd oldest daughter. The weather has been so good and warm just perfect and good to have family around to enjoy it with me. Donna taking a week off work to rest up and relax.Yes Annie and Laura are in Madrid till Saturday then off to Paris.for 5 days. They are having a good time and seeing the sites and meeting some new people.Have a great evening Louise sleep well with sweet dreams.
Katie

Phoenix, AZ

#1371 Mar 18, 2014
Hellow everybody how's it going???? ;)

Since: May 13

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#1372 Mar 18, 2014
Katie wrote:
Hellow everybody how's it going???? ;)
Hey Katie. Hope all is well with you.

Since: May 13

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#1373 Mar 18, 2014
You know, sometimes a man has to look at things, scratch his head, and wonders why people think he's so stupid. I seriously think it's time to face the facts. It was a dream. A fantasy. But time to face reality. You know what I mean?

Since: May 13

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#1374 Mar 18, 2014
So I guess I need to clear something up mateys. My last post wasn't in reference to my babygirl. I happen to love and cherish her dearly. I was just revering to life in general.

Now pass the dang cookies.

Peace and love to everyone.

“Diem Carped. Sorrisi { 8 - )”

Since: Nov 12

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#1375 Mar 18, 2014
Katie wrote:
Hellow everybody how's it going???? ;)
Do you feel any older now Katie it's all down hill now lol.
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