Over the past17 years of working in a Urologist’s office, I’ve seen tens of thousands of penises. The vast majority belonging to fat middle aged men. Since they are generally here because they have a problem (ED is number one, prostate issues #2), erections are relatively rare. When they do occur, it isn’t a big deal. Sometimes the doctor needs the patient to have an erection,(foreskin tightness, curvature issues) which usually embarrasses the patient, particularly teens. The patient is told he needs to become erect, and if they require help there are magazines in the closet (both female and male… you never know what they need). We leave the room, and when they are erect, they press a button to let us know, and we return. Random erections happen when the doctor manipulates the foreskin sometimes, and during digital prostate exams. The doctor never comments about an erection, unless the patient is obviously embarrassed, or apologizes. Then he reassures him that it is not only very common, but a good sign that “things are working how they should”. Think I’ve only seen 10 or so ejaculations in all these years, all but one in teen boys. The one adult happened during a prostate exam. Can tell you that while there is a huge variety among penises, short long thin fat, circumcised and not, straight, curved, large glans (the head), tiny glans, flaring corona, non-existent corona… 90% of them look pretty much the same. We also work with fertility issues, which require the patient to leave a semen sample. They must masturbate at the office, without their spouse. An unadulterated sample,(no saliva, vaginal fluid, or lubrication to contaminate). The patient does it in a special room, and DVD’s are available to help.
The specimen is left in a sealed cup for us to retrieve. Almost always the patient is embarrassed afterwards, knowing the entire staff is aware of what they just did. Kinda cute actually. The only kinky thing that happens is at home. My husband absolutely loves to roleplay, where I wear my uniform, and he wears a patient gown, and we pretend he is a new patient. I call him Mr.“whatever”, and he refers to me as “nurse”. I examine him, telling hjm how I need to check his prostate, and get a semen sample. I roll him on his side, glove and lube up, and work that button until he is whimpering, erect, and oozing clear preejaculate. Then I perform oral on him, telling him how important it is that he ejaculate. When he does, I tell him he needs to do it again, as he didn’t allow me collect the semen in a cup, and that I swallowed it. We then have sex, and he leaves his second “sample” in me. What always gets him off, is when I tell him how much bigger and better he is compared to my husband.