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smarter than you

Universal City, TX

#1 Apr 21, 2011
I'm starting a dirty joke a day....... whatever! if you found it on the internet, post it here, if you know one tell it here....
This place seems so gloomy sometimes around here.... so let's have fun here again!
Someone else can start us off instead of me starting this off this time.
Kayla

Sri Lanka

#2 Apr 21, 2011
Umm I dunno any jokes :(...well dirty ones any way:p
smarter than you

Universal City, TX

#3 Apr 21, 2011
Kayla wrote:
Umm I dunno any jokes :(...well dirty ones any way:p
Nothing..... not even: knock knock ones?
smarter than you

Universal City, TX

#4 Apr 21, 2011
I've read "old golfer" joke and it is still funny to me.... and that's why I started this thread.
Kayla

Sri Lanka

#5 Apr 21, 2011
Ok why don't you tell us one?:)
mike

United States

#6 Apr 21, 2011
kayla ru wet
mike

United States

#7 Apr 22, 2011
kayla want text me

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#8 Apr 22, 2011
Oh Mike, you're always good for a laugh.

So God is walking through the Garden of Eden when he sees Adam rinsing his mouth in the river. He says, "What are you doing My son?"

Adam says, "I just had oral sex with Eve and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

God says, "!@#$ it, now all of my fish are going to smell like Eve!"
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mike

United States

#9 Apr 22, 2011
not so newlywed want text sex with me

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#10 Apr 22, 2011
Is English your second language Mike? If not you make me very sad.:(
mike

United States

#11 Apr 22, 2011
so do u want text me or not ill show u my hard dick
mike

United States

#12 Apr 22, 2011
damn sweetie u are sexy n that pic not so newlywed
mike

United States

#13 Apr 22, 2011
how did u no that it is my secon language

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#14 Apr 22, 2011
Thanks but no. There's a perfectly good dick in the bedroom down the hall (my husband's) that can be hard whenever I want it to be.

But do you know any good dirty jokes?

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#15 Apr 22, 2011
mike wrote:
how did u no that it is my secon language
*sigh of relief* Thank God. I really hoped it was.

Since: Jan 11

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#16 Apr 22, 2011
Not-So-Newlywed wrote:
Thanks but no. There's a perfectly good dick in the bedroom down the hall (my husband's) that can be hard whenever I want it to be.
But do you know any good dirty jokes?
Gee you girls have it on tap when ever you want it, laughing to myself. I want to be a girl, he he he
JohnBoyBubba

Carrollton, GA

#17 Apr 22, 2011
Not-So-Newlywed wrote:
Is English your second language Mike? If not you make me very sad.:(
Makes me not worry about the next generations future_They have none.
JohnBoyBubba

Carrollton, GA

#18 Apr 22, 2011
Clem and Mike were out chopping weeds in the Corn field when a young college girl had a flat tire nearby.Say fellows if you will change this tire for me I'll give you both some.Some what? asked Mike.Clem said never mind'It's good stuff so let's change the tire.Later the girl said Do you boys have any Rubbers?I don't want to have any bastards from paying for a favor.What iz Rubbers?enquired Mike.No ma'am answered Clem.Never mind I can use my last couple.The girl led Mike into the woods and explained how to roll it onto his dick(well HALF of it anyway)then she helped him find the hole and told him Make sure the Rubber doesn't fall off cause I definetly don't want to have any babies.After soon learning that she had to get on top and engineer this ride mike soon had the first orgasm of his life.She then spent 2 hours with Clem before weakly crawling to her car,once again saying Thank you and be careful about those babies in the future.
Next day Clem and Mike were chopping weeds.Mike said That was the best feeling I ever had,have you done that before Clem? Many times! was Clem's reply.Say Clem how come if that Rubber slips off the girl has a baby was Mike's next question.Clem explained the process and said Mike you're twenty years old You need to let your Maw show you more about life.
Late that evening Mike said-Say Clem I hope that college girl don't get mad or have a baby or nothin' but I iz gonna' take this Rubber off.I have got to PISS!!!!
smarter than you

Universal City, TX

#19 Apr 22, 2011
This was not mine, but found it funny that's why I started this post:

Old golfer

An old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into

the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign

hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER:$2.00

HAMBURGER:$2.25

CHEESEBURGER:$2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH $3.50

HAND JOB:$50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer

walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female

bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering, young

lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Yes Sir , I sure am."

The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly, "Well,

wash your hands real good because I want a cheeseburger."
JohnBoyBubba

Carrollton, GA

#20 Apr 22, 2011
2 truck drivers stopped late at night at a Family Diner to find some food.Their waitress was the ugliest old woman in the state with hair growing from her nose & ears,sweat stains stiffer than the best starch and bare feet.We're almost closed but we'll find something to fix for you hard workers,the Waitress told them.I'll have a couple of hamburgers and fries ordered one guy.The other driver wanted 2 hot dogs and fries.
As they sat at the counter the old lady took 2 beef pattys from the freezer and slapped one under each armpit.What in Hell are you doing?screamed the first driver.Well Honey I've got to thaw out the meat before it's cooked and this is how we always do it here.
As the second driver left the Diner he called back CANCEL The Hot Dogs!!!

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