GF smelly ass
Ambassador Joseph Wilson

Irvine, CA

#53 Aug 3, 2009
My wife Valerie Plame and I have issues with her anilingus and cunnilingus desires.She also has a very dark and furry beaver, which I do not care for.I prefer bald eagles, and she wants to be had for lunch front and back.That was the REAL story that Scooter Libby and Co. wanted to get out--no pun intended.
Valerie Plame Wilson has a very pungent anal/vaginal area that she wants licked and teased with the tip of the tongue.I do not care for this at all.
rentme4nite

New Delhi, India

#54 Aug 17, 2009
O GOD you all are gone with it! i never liked the smelly ass of my GFs and it's disgusting to smell the junk which is left half-done in her gutter! anyway enjoy the smell and i loved thsi topic and thnx for the poster!!
Valerie Plame Wilson

Irvine, CA

#55 Aug 28, 2009
Ambassador Joseph Wilson wrote:
My wife Valerie Plame and I have issues with her anilingus and cunnilingus desires.She also has a very dark and furry beaver, which I do not care for.I prefer bald eagles, and she wants to be had for lunch front and back.That was the REAL story that Scooter Libby and Co. wanted to get out--no pun intended.
Valerie Plame Wilson has a very pungent anal/vaginal area that she wants licked and teased with the tip of the tongue.I do not care for this at all.
i tallekd to dana perino and she tells me her husband has the same compliants about their marriage---stale tuna.my butt and my snathc smell sometimes wheni have sex.dana said her husnband has interrupted sex so she can put on some deodorant.it kills the passion.i also hate the process of looking at my anal area in the mirror in order to trim or shave pubic hairs that grow around my anal and vaginal areas.
dana perino said it was a real pain for her as well. she had to sit naked in bed and spread her legs ,hold a large mirror so she can get a good look just so she could trim herself and make her husband happy in bed.furthermore she had to time her showers right before sex just to make him happy.there is never any spontinaiety where she grabs her all sweaty afetr a work out andthey have passionate sex replete with cunnilingus and anilingus.

“a ”

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#56 Aug 28, 2009
eww "smelly behind" Just sounds wrong ...

That's where fart comes out of O_o
Masha

Minneapolis, MN

#57 Aug 28, 2009
Goss! No Man should think its ok for a Woman to have any kind of smell coming from any part of her body! A real Woman won't give a Man she cares about stinky a$$ and in fact, won't have stinky a$$ in the first place!
hu hef jintao

Irvine, CA

#58 Sep 3, 2009
i have four wives--live-in girlfriends--and have been with all four of them for almost 6 years.i have to say that each of my wives has a different scent with regards to their body chemistry.my wives are also bisexual so they have sex with one another.i get to compare and so do they.it is a lot of fun, although our relatiosnships are much more profound than what we do in the bedroom.each woman also has a different scent depending on whether she has had a busy or sweaty day.
Daniel Ortega

Los Angeles, CA

#59 Sep 13, 2009
Valerie Plame Wilson wrote:
<quoted text>
i tallekd to dana perino and she tells me her husband has the same compliants about their marriage---stale tuna.my butt and my snathc smell sometimes wheni have sex.dana said her husnband has interrupted sex so she can put on some deodorant.it kills the passion.i also hate the process of looking at my anal area in the mirror in order to trim or shave pubic hairs that grow around my anal and vaginal areas.
dana perino said it was a real pain for her as well. she had to sit naked in bed and spread her legs ,hold a large mirror so she can get a good look just so she could trim herself and make her husband happy in bed.furthermore she had to time her showers right before sex just to make him happy.there is never any spontinaiety where she grabs her all sweaty afetr a work out andthey have passionate sex replete with cunnilingus and anilingus.
i have been reading rumors that dana perino faked her black eye incident so there would be up close shots of her eye--eyebrows and lashes---so that she could tell any and all potential zillionaires that she is a true blonde with blonde beaver.
usually one can tell if woman has true blonde or red pubic hair my getting an up-close look atthe lashes and eyebrows.
dana perino seems to have true blonde pubic hair.
i also have read rumors that she used to be great to eat out from behind with the nose right on her anus and the tongue inside the vagina during cunnilingus.she is not very tall so a man can sit on the bed while he eats her for a sushi sandwich lunch from behind.
valerie plame wilson is probably enviuos because she ussually has to bend over to get the same pleasures....
George H W Charamba

Irvine, CA

#60 Sep 28, 2009
Daniel Ortega wrote:
<quoted text>
i have been reading rumors that dana perino faked her black eye incident so there would be up close shots of her eye--eyebrows and lashes---so that she could tell any and all potential zillionaires that she is a true blonde with blonde beaver.
usually one can tell if woman has true blonde or red pubic hair my getting an up-close look atthe lashes and eyebrows.
dana perino seems to have true blonde pubic hair.
i also have read rumors that she used to be great to eat out from behind with the nose right on her anus and the tongue inside the vagina during cunnilingus.she is not very tall so a man can sit on the bed while he eats her for a sushi sandwich lunch from behind.
valerie plame wilson is probably enviuos because she ussually has to bend over to get the same pleasures....
get ur eyes checked. her pubes look like they are dark, maybe a light brown.that is if she does not shave or trim.she has dark roots.
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Thisguy

Atlanta, GA

#61 Nov 10, 2009
Natalie wrote:
My b/f likes licking my @ss so much he would do it even if i had just had a sh!t, but i much prefer it when i am 100% clean.
ROFLMAO!, that's one of the funniest things I've heard hahaha, OK, so you're saying he'd be willing to wait outside till you're done doing a big job on the sh!tter and then he'd rush in on all fours and lick your ass? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!..

..but seriously though, you've got to be kidding me, right?..
Vlad

Nizhniy Novgorod, Russia

#62 Nov 10, 2009
Why you want to smell ass in first place?, don't you know that the ass is the place where the shyt is found?

Even if you clean yours with lysol you still have trace amount of feces left behind- pure sweat smell like apocrine gland from armpit is different, but ass smell comes from shyt not jus sweat- so you are strange fool of a man
mazzarge

Adelaide, Australia

#64 Jan 30, 2010
my girlfriend often farts when she climaxes.It is so sexy to smell her farts and I love it when we 69 and she does it right in my face.Most people would think this is gross but we have no problems at all.In fact she is amazed that I do this for her and this lack of being hung up makes our sex life awesome.

“Sweeter Than Honey”

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#66 Jan 30, 2010
Jonathan wrote:
I love the way a female smell and I prefer not straight out of the shower. I like the smell of the crotch and the sweaty ass (Don't get me wrong ! not shit smell ) Girls would you let your boyfriend smell your ass even if your not clean ? would it turn you on to know someone gettin off smelling you ?(Sorry for my english it's not my language)
It's normal for men to be aroused by the smell of a woman's body, each to their own, i had a partner who enjoyed resting his head between my thighs near enough to my V, sniffing me like a dog on heat and telling me he didn't know what it was but he just loved the smell of me, he'd also bury his head in my armpits and loved it, every second of it, made me feel even more womanly and appreaciated for being a woman, and being his woman, i think when you are so close to a person in such a way nothing can beat it, because it's almost as though you want to get inside of their skin you want them so much, the ultimate and deepest form of intimacy is when there are no barriers, or hang ups, and you explore til you hearts content i think it's a beautiful thing.
Glactos

Norway

#68 Apr 18, 2010
It was all buttery and soft. Farted a hole in ol' faithful today too.
Glactos

Norway

#69 Apr 18, 2010
I farted and destroyed ol' faithful in one resounding brrrrup
Glactos

Norway

#70 Apr 18, 2010
I am glactos from the planet plop. Tis where i first met ol' faithful while walkin on touching silk.
Hec

Bergenfield, NJ

#71 Apr 18, 2010
To each his own i guess, I like the way females smell when their all washed up, having the smell of a$s, when you having sex is a huge turn off
Glactos

Norway

#73 Apr 19, 2010
I like doing ol' faithful after its dropped off the cosby kids if ya know what i mean.
Glactos

Norway

#74 Apr 19, 2010
Im sittin in bath now eatin shit sandwhich from ol` faithful. On wholemeal bread-heaven.....healthy too.
Glactos

Norway

#75 Apr 19, 2010
Ol' faithful had burger for lunch. Mmm, sweetcorn in poo poo yum yum
Glactos

Norway

#76 Apr 20, 2010
I like ol' faithful doing rabbit plops in my mouth mmmm delicious x.

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