anal masturbation helppp???

anal masturbation helppp???

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Since: Oct 09

United States

#1 Oct 5, 2009
im a guy and i want to finger my butt hole but every time i try it feels weird but i like to do it sumtimes
i need sum advice

and anyone want to swap sum nude pix...im 18 and pretty fit and i have a six inch cock
guy pix or girl pix dont matter
my email is:[email protected]

“8-8 isn't quite good enough.”

Since: Aug 08

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#3 Oct 7, 2009
Use lubricant both on your hole and on your finger. Make sure you are stroking straight into your rectum and not into the walls of your rectum.
Penny Trayshun

Thailand

#4 Oct 7, 2009
Use a long cucumber covered in a condom and a lubricant. Make sure you get a long 14 inch cucumber that way it won't get lost up your rectum.

“Naughty Housewife”

Since: Jul 08

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#5 Oct 7, 2009
Penny Trayshun wrote:
Use a long cucumber covered in a condom and a lubricant. Make sure you get a long 14 inch cucumber that way it won't get lost up your rectum.
Who tells people stuff like that?
Nothing is going to get "lost" in there. I promise.
Don't use vegetables guys, seriously.
If you want to be filled, buy something that is meant to be used for that purpose and make sure to keep it VERY clean and NEVER use anything porous!
Penny Trayshun

Bangkok, Thailand

#7 Oct 8, 2009
Mistress_Ophelia wrote:
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Who tells people stuff like that?
Nothing is going to get "lost" in there. I promise.
Don't use vegetables guys, seriously.
If you want to be filled, buy something that is meant to be used for that purpose and make sure to keep it VERY clean and NEVER use anything porous!
You are incorrect, many types of items can get 'lost'up the rectum during anal masturbation. The emergency rooms are no stranger to people who need a variety of objects removed from their rectums.

Vegetables such as long cucumbers are ideal for anal masturbation providing that a condom is placed over the skin.

Lubrication (water based) is recommended. I am sure that you will have many hours of pleasure with cucumbers, carrots, bananas and zuccini.
ninjazrk00ll

United States

#8 Oct 8, 2009
But how do I get it farther

“Naughty Housewife”

Since: Jul 08

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#10 Oct 8, 2009
Penny Trayshun wrote:
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You are incorrect, many types of items can get 'lost'up the rectum during anal masturbation. The emergency rooms are no stranger to people who need a variety of objects removed from their rectums.
Vegetables such as long cucumbers are ideal for anal masturbation providing that a condom is placed over the skin.
Lubrication (water based) is recommended. I am sure that you will have many hours of pleasure with cucumbers, carrots, bananas and zuccini.
Once again it goes back to my original post, do not put anything in there that isn't MADE to go in there! If it is MADE to go in there you won't loose anything.
Using inanimate objects not MEANT to go in there is how you end up in the hospital.
I have yet to ever hear a story where a butt plug, pony tail, or dildo was lost.
Bill

Los Angeles, CA

#12 Oct 8, 2009
Why do you need a condom on a cucumber?
ninjazrk00l

United States

#13 Oct 8, 2009
how do i use my finger then

“I am male.”

Since: Apr 09

Hazleton, PA

#14 Oct 8, 2009
Bill wrote:
Why do you need a condom on a cucumber?
Most people buy vegtables in the supermarket. Many people could have handled the cucumber you want to buy and use. Using a condom keeps the germs that could be on that cucumber from going anywhere else.
ninjazrk00l

United States

#15 Oct 8, 2009
i cant fit a whole cucumber in there i just want to use my finger but how with a condom or whut
ninjazrk00l

United States

#16 Oct 8, 2009
wood anyone want to trade sum nude pix of cocks or anything...dont matter

[email protected]

my yahoo
Penny Trayshun

Bangkok, Thailand

#17 Oct 9, 2009
If you just want to use your finger, then just use your finger with some lubrication. make sure you cut your fingernails first and wash your hands before eating food afterwards.
Bill

Los Angeles, CA

#18 Oct 11, 2009
qcumbr1 wrote:
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Most people buy vegtables in the supermarket. Many people could have handled the cucumber you want to buy and use. Using a condom keeps the germs that could be on that cucumber from going anywhere else.
Couldn't you wash the cucumber with soap?

Also I usually wash my hands 3 times after anal play cause I am paranoid,but what could happen if I had anal play and then ate or licked my fingers without washing my hands?
Stevie

Santa Clara, CA

#20 Oct 13, 2009
When I insert the cucumber it keeps trying to squeeze out, but luckily my friend is there to eat it as it comes out, bite by bite.
Dan

Philadelphia, PA

#21 Dec 12, 2010
I lick my fingers after I anal is that ok?
pablo

Lima, Peru

#22 Dec 12, 2010
if you penetrate a guy it will be differnt: there are good techniques for awesome pleasure and for noy hurting the penetrated guy. And 2 or 3 different positions to give and receive most plasure.
Aurora

Dallas, TX

#23 Jan 7, 2011
1, run a bath (the hotter the better in my opinion)
2, get in bath
3, I'm just gonna tell you what I normally do from here on out, I sit in the bath sideways so my knees are up and I place my feet on the side of the tub, I take my middle finger and apply slight pressure to the middle of my butt hole and begin to rub in a circular motion until I can get my finger in a bit, then I hook it and pull open and stick my finger in the start petting the inside wall until my @ss is open and wet, then with my finger still in my @ss I bring it around in a circle that's a bit bigger than the opening few times to stimulate the walls, then I just have fun, switch speed, depth, angles, number of fingers, use a vibrating ring or vibrator for any girls reading this for even more fun, try using a cooling/heating lube, see how far you can push yourself, run the shower head over your cock tip/cl*t on high pressure, try going slightly hotter that you think you can or really really cold than back to hot, try getting a stream of water to go down the hole you pee out of, it sounds weird but you also cum from there and if done right it feels great!!!!! Also guys beating/massaging/heavy water over balls and right behind them also press Dow and massage the latter, have fun :)
bad dawg

United States

#24 Jan 7, 2011
Mistress_Ophelia wrote:
<quoted text>Who tells people stuff like that?
Nothing is going to get "lost" in there. I promise.
Don't use vegetables guys, seriously.
If you want to be filled, buy something that is meant to be used for that purpose and make sure to keep it VERY clean and NEVER use anything porous!
Buy silicone dongs .... Nothing but med. Grade silicone .. Dishwasher safe you can boil them ... Anti bacterial
bad dawg

United States

#25 Jan 7, 2011
ninjazrk00ll wrote:
But how do I get it farther
Buy longer ones
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