I want my friend's mom

[Jimmy]

WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT that is the dumbest advice that i ever heard in my life

Phinaeus Latherpants wrote:

Then shove the phone up your ass, walk naked over to her house, and, pointing to the cord dangling from your ass, ask: "Did you lose this?" Then drop to your knees in front of her and Masturbate again.... while crying.

[Mike]

got friend he my age 22 he wants sleep with my mom she is hottie he ask her boobs size and is she hairy or not

[Iwantsex]

Anonymous wrote:

My best friend an I have wanted to do my mom for a about 4 years (we are 19 now, she's 42). It started after he and I were going through a photo album that had pics of her in a bikini from a vacation that she and my dad had taken. We made a couple of comments to each other and it became obvious that we both wanted her.
After that we started talking about her all the time.
This past year we finally got a plan to see if he could get her. Opportunity was there, as my dad is out of the country consulting alot.
I invited her to come up to school for a weekend visit (my friend and I are roommates in college about 90 miles from her). She came up and we took her to a campus party. The plan was to get her buzzing a little, she actually got kinda drunk and became the center of attention at the party. There were guys hitting on her constantly.
When we left, we walked back to our apartment, it was about 1/2 mile away and she started to sober up a bit. We got back to the apartment and had some snacks, and talked and laughed for about an hour, with my friend occasionally touching her arm or tapping the top of her leg when he talked (you know...kinda flirting, with just a little contact). A couple of times he commented on how she looked tonight and joked about all the young guys at the party hitting on her.
She then went to my room for the night, my friend went to his and I stayed out on the living room couch. A while later, my friend came out and woke me up to tell me he was going to make the attempt. He went into my room and after a couple of minutes of not coming out (I figured all was good), I went into his room to see if I could hear anything (since the rooms share a wall). By the time I got into the room, I could already hear the bed making noise and before long I could hear her making sounds. At one point she started to get a little loud and then got more muffled (my friend later told me that he stopped went to my closet, grabbed a pair of my dirty underwear and stuck them in her mouth to muffle the sound).
The next day, I acted like I didn't know anything (since she didn't know if I knew or not) and she never said anything about it. I guess she thinks it's a secret between her and my friend.
He told me she was making noise when he was on top, but a second time, she took control and rode him, she didn't make any noise, but was very aggressive and in complete control.
I can't wait to invite her back again, as this time I am going to go for it. My friend getting her had two affects, it turned my on for her even more (I guess a bit of jealousy) and it made me realize that if I let her know that I know what happened, she couldn't tell anyone that I made a move on her, without it coming out that she effed my friend.

Did you ever have sex with her too? Does she know you know she rode your friend?

[Iwantsex]

WIL wrote:

I have had a huge crush on my friend's mom since I was 14 but had always respected that she was my friend's mom and that she's married. I think she's maybe suspected that I like her but never gave it too much thought. However, for the past year and a half she's been showing signs of interest. The reason I say this is because she stares at me when no one is looking while we're at my friend's parties or get togethers. She's even showed signs of jealousy whenever talk to another woman and especially when I talk to her sister. And there's been several times when we're sitting together and talking when all of the sudden she gets relaxed and turns to talk to me, crosses her legs, and puts her hand on the top of the back of my chair always with her hand slightly touching my back. Am I just being hopeful that these signals mean something or do they realy mean something? She going on vacation this Saturday for 15 days with her husband and youngest son, but only she and her son are coming back after the 15 days. Her husband comes back after a month. I want her soooo bad, should I make a move while her husband is away? Also I don't realy have to worry too much about her son because he's 19 and is almost always out and about. So is there someone that's been in the same situation and eventually went through with it? If so give me some advice, please.

Did you ever screw her?

[tre]

see my friend mom an dad having sex one night dat i stay all night an go bathroom in middle of night. I was 14 an my dick be longer when it soft then his dad be when it was hardlocal. It turn me on knowin dat his wwhite dick be so small, so after dat iI been acting like it accident but I always make sure she can see up my swim trunks when we swim an if know she gonna be upstair when I change I leave door open so she see my big black dick an it works perfect cause I see her always lookin at it out corner of my eye. I Jess not know how to make a move to fuck her, but I almost positive she would cause her nipples always be get hard in her bikini when I rub against her if we play Marco polo, she be so sexy for36 year old. Blonde hair an awesome body, i used bluetooth on her husband phone an got all his pics of her off it. Can't wait to hopefully fuck his wife wit a big dick. anyone know what older white women like, how iI can talk her panties down?

[tampabayallstar]

tre wrote:

see my friend mom an dad having sex one night dat i stay all night an go bathroom in middle of night. I was 14 an my dick be longer when it soft then his dad be when it was hardlocal. It turn me on knowin dat his wwhite dick be so small, so after dat iI been acting like it accident but I always make sure she can see up my swim trunks when we swim an if know she gonna be upstair when I change I leave door open so she see my big black dick an it works perfect cause I see her always lookin at it out corner of my eye. I Jess not know how to make a move to fuck her, but I almost positive she would cause her nipples always be get hard in her bikini when I rub against her if we play Marco polo, she be so sexy for36 year old. Blonde hair an awesome body, i used bluetooth on her husband phone an got all his pics of her off it. Can't wait to hopefully fuck his wife wit a big dick. anyone know what older white women like, how iI can talk her panties down?

You are an illiterate prick.

[tre]

Maybe but dis illiterate prick be 9 inches long an thick AF an i only be 15 so it still growing lol