I want my friend's mom

[WIL]

I have had a huge crush on my friend's mom since I was 14 but had always respected that she was my friend's mom and that she's married. I think she's maybe suspected that I like her but never gave it too much thought. However, for the past year and a half she's been showing signs of interest. The reason I say this is because she stares at me when no one is looking while we're at my friend's parties or get togethers. She's even showed signs of jealousy whenever talk to another woman and especially when I talk to her sister. And there's been several times when we're sitting together and talking when all of the sudden she gets relaxed and turns to talk to me, crosses her legs, and puts her hand on the top of the back of my chair always with her hand slightly touching my back. Am I just being hopeful that these signals mean something or do they realy mean something? She going on vacation this Saturday for 15 days with her husband and youngest son, but only she and her son are coming back after the 15 days. Her husband comes back after a month. I want her soooo bad, should I make a move while her husband is away? Also I don't realy have to worry too much about her son because he's 19 and is almost always out and about. So is there someone that's been in the same situation and eventually went through with it? If so give me some advice, please.

[Vito_81]

Don't make the first move bud.

[Phinaeus Latherpants]

You should Sodomize your friend's Father first-- He's SUCH a Slut!

[WIL]

Hey Hyper Hottie, thanks for the advice. Do you have any suggestions as to what I should do, I do have her phone number and have called her but never had the nerve to saying anything flirty. Do you think calling her and asking her if should would like to go out for a cup of coffee would be good. It's funny I know what to do if I like a girl but when it comes to this woman I come up blank. Let me know what else you think I should do?

[Phinaeus Latherpants]

WIL wrote:

Hey Hyper Hottie, thanks for the advice. Do you have any suggestions as to what I should do, I do have her phone number and have called her but never had the nerve to saying anything flirty. Do you think calling her and asking her if should would like to go out for a cup of coffee would be good. It's funny I know what to do if I like a girl but when it comes to this woman I come up blank. Let me know what else you think I should do?

Call her up, disguise your voice, and then in a menacing whisper say: "I know what you did last summer!" ......

Then Beat Off on the phone....

[Phinaeus Latherpants]

Then shove the phone up your ass, walk naked over to her house, and, pointing to the cord dangling from your ass, ask: "Did you lose this?" Then drop to your knees in front of her and Masturbate again.... while crying.

[Phinaeus Latherpants]

Then Ejaculate in your hand and tell her you have a proven cure for Crusty Elbows.

[Ajaxspank]

Don't make a move, but you should ask her this:

YOU: "Can I ask you a personal question"

SLUT MOM: "Sure"

YOU: "It might be my imagination, but are you attracted to me?"

SLUT MOM: "Maybe" or "No, whatever gave you that idea?" or "Yes"

This gets whatever is going on out into the open so that you can either move forward or find out it's nothing.

Good luck!

P.S. Do not make a physical move, at your age you imagination is likely larger than her desire for you, she may be simply flirting and is satisfied with only that. To initiate contact would be flirting with disaster.

[Dexter]

I want my friend's dad.

[Ajaxspank]

Dexter wrote:

I want my friend's dad.

Different strategy, just put your hand or anything on his crotch and he will take you right there. Just remember to lube your ass before hand.

[WIL]

Ajaxspank wrote:

Don't make a move, but you should ask her this:
YOU: "Can I ask you a personal question"
SLUT MOM: "Sure"
YOU: "It might be my imagination, but are you attracted to me?"
SLUT MOM: "Maybe" or "No, whatever gave you that idea?" or "Yes"
This gets whatever is going on out into the open so that you can either move forward or find out it's nothing.
Good luck!
P.S. Do not make a physical move, at your age you imagination is likely larger than her desire for you, she may be simply flirting and is satisfied with only that. To initiate contact would be flirting with disaster.

Just ask her straight up if she likes me or not? Well, I hope I live to tell about it.

[office affair]

WIL wrote:

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Just ask her straight up if she likes me or not? Well, I hope I live to tell about it.

WIL
you have not told us how old you are and how old the mother is

[WIL]

office affair wrote:

<quoted text>WIL
you have not told us how old you are and how old the mother is

I'm 22 yrs old.

[Kinda the same]

My situation is similar to yours except it's my mom's friend. She flirts with me a lot and jokes about sexual stuff all the time and i kinda want to ask her but affraid if im mistaken. not really sure what to do. let me know how things go with your situation.

[SOHC 4]

WIL:..... You know you're contemplating ADULTERY, and could ruin a good marriage!...If you go through with it, I expect you'll burn in HELL!

[Ajaxspank]

SOHC 4 wrote:

WIL:..... You know you're contemplating ADULTERY, and could ruin a good marriage!...If you go through with it, I expect you'll burn in HELL!

Not if he repents afterward and accepts Jesus as his Lord and Savior; go out with a bang Wil... ;)

[Sum guy]

SOHC 4 wrote:

WIL:..... You know you're contemplating ADULTERY, and could ruin a good marriage!...If you go through with it, I expect you'll burn in HELL!

Yeah the repent and accept ploy gets you in to heavan no matter what! No cover charge and the place will be full of whiney lil bitches like you.

[Driven]

Hyper Hottie wrote:

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Well Wil then since you are 22 years old, then it's not illegal...

Did you forget about the MARRIED part? Yes, it is still illegal to commit adultry no matter what your age is.

Dude, this is another take on the age old OEDIPUS REX complex. Keep your fantasies in your hands and don't risk screwing you your friendship

[Sum guy]

Driven wrote:

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Did you forget about the MARRIED part? Yes, it is still illegal to commit adultry no matter what your age is.
Dude, this is another take on the age old OEDIPUS REX complex. Keep your fantasies in your hands and don't risk screwing you your friendship

^spoken like a true wussy^

We live on average 78 years. We didn't bring anything with us into the world and we can't take anything with us.

We are the sum of our lifes experiances...if you don't experiance then you don't truely live.

Live! Do! Enjoy!

[Driven]

Sum guy wrote:

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^spoken like a true wussy^
We live on average 78 years. We didn't bring anything with us into the world and we can't take anything with us.
We are the sum of our lifes experiances...if you don't experiance then you don't truely live.
Live! Do! Enjoy!

True wussy? How so?

If I am the sum of my life experiances, I'm going to try to keep them legal and honorable.