What is the best Hand Job Lube

[Blisters]

My palm is smoking

[EMP]

Pre-c*m.:-)
KY makes a whole line of lubes these days. I don't care for the self-warming kind (too thin) or the original (too thick), but there's another liquid type that works great.

[Stroker]

My favorite used to be KY Gel. Not KT Jelly. The Gel was about in the middle of KY Jelly and KY Liquid. However, they discontinued it and I had to switch to the liquid.

It works just fine. Astroglide is another that gets good reviews. They are similar in price. Another benefit of KY products or Astroglide is that they clean up with water.

[Zeke]

Stroker wrote:

My favorite used to be KY Gel. Not KT Jelly. The Gel was about in the middle of KY Jelly and KY Liquid. However, they discontinued it and I had to switch to the liquid.
It works just fine. Astroglide is another that gets good reviews. They are similar in price. Another benefit of KY products or Astroglide is that they clean up with water.

Baby lotion is wonderful.

[Mister Sir]

Cocoa Butter.

[kg6fxq]

ky warmming gel this is the best that i've found

[Dirt44]

try superglue!

[Stroker]

Zeke wrote:

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Baby lotion is wonderful.

Two drawbacks with lotions...the smell, most are perfumed in some manner, and most lotions are not water soluable which makes them more difficult to clean up.

[Wozz]

I agree, superglue has just the right texture, just ignore the warnings on the pack, it only sticks if you hold still so just keep jerking and once you finish immediately wash it with water.

[HHC]

Miracle Whip does wonders! Creamy, white, and thick, just what you need! When you are done you can make a sandwich.

[hott guy]

cold bacon grease

[assluvr]

What is the best Hand Job Lube?

i think her name was Sherry :)

[fishbulb80]

hott guy wrote:

cold bacon grease

hmm... I wonder if that's Kosher?...

[fishbulb80]

HHC wrote:

Miracle Whip does wonders! Creamy, white, and thick, just what you need! When you are done you can make a sandwich.

HHC... that is just SOOO wrong!... I expect something like that from Dirt, but You???

[HHC]

fishbulb80 wrote:

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HHC... that is just SOOO wrong!... I expect something like that from Dirt, but You???

What is so wrong about it? It is all a matter of economics.:)

[Lirael]

HHC wrote:

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What is so wrong about it? It is all a matter of economics.:)

LMAO I do like the way you think hehe... reminds me of the guys who had a thing for his MIL and used to masturbate into her face cream and mix it in... which she then used not knowing!!... bet she never stopped to wonder why it was lasting her so long either!! hehe VERY economical that!
Lets see what else can be used and/or recycled ?? ;-)

[Emily1081]

Use Icyhot!!!

You'll be on firrrre!

[clickit]

Grape jelly works real well because it then can be licked clean. It takes a lot of licking to get the job done. Can you say recycle!!

[HHC]

Lirael wrote:

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LMAO I do like the way you think hehe... reminds me of the guys who had a thing for his MIL and used to masturbate into her face cream and mix it in... which she then used not knowing!!... bet she never stopped to wonder why it was lasting her so long either!! hehe VERY economical that!
Lets see what else can be used and/or recycled ?? ;-)

Peanut butter, so when you are done your dog can join in too? Just keeping with the views of the forum, of course! hahaha

[Ronnnie]

HHC wrote:

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Peanut butter, so when you are done your dog can join in too? Just keeping with the views of the forum, of course! hahaha

So is that what you do? I knew you were secretly letting you dog lick you out. lol

I go to dogfuc* ers.com for some talk, join me there if you dare.:)