Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

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“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16544 Oct 5, 2012
HOMODANAPAGANISMS wrote:
<quoted text>
THE ISRAELITES hence the JEWS came OUT of EGYPT and are BY DEFINITION RELATED.
ARE by DEFINITION RELATED.
The ISRAELITE NATION GREW TO IT'S SIZE
INTERMARRYING with EGYPTIANS.
By that description, so are many, many others who through the years were slaves to Egypt. Egyptian does NOT equal Jews. But keep trying. I doubt there was very much "intermarrying" between the Jews and the Egyptians. Rape maybe, but not marrying. It was considered a sin by the Jews. Again, keep trying.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Live Oak, CA

#16545 Oct 5, 2012
Which explains why YOUR culture gets an ***F***

in KNOWLEDGE of the Ten Commandments,

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/religion/...

But of ALL religious people, MORMONS get the best SCORE about RELIGION overall,*ATHEISTS* beating out Pseudo-Christians, AND Mormons.

Yeah, right, Dr. Dog Sex.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Live Oak, CA

#16547 Oct 5, 2012
It doesn't save as a bookmark & returns zeroed out.

It was 100% hick.

“I will not keep calm”

Since: Mar 08

Raise hell...change the world

#16548 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Anyone who follows your God.
Dana are you calling me satanic :P
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Live Oak, CA

#16549 Oct 5, 2012
Take the test HICK.

I guessed on two: what day the Jewish Sabbath begins, which actually, knowledge of New Testament trivia got for me: the trivia question is,

"Why were the Jews who crucified Jesus Christ in a hurry?"

The answer is,'They were in a hurry to get to church.'

The other one I guessed on was who participated in the First Great Awakening, and I insta-guessed looking at Jonathan Edwards FIRST, examined Finney, couldn't say,

went with first place my eyes went and stayed for a second, and got the guess.

Effectively I knew 14 of 15 Dr. Dog Sex and it says your churches get an
F
on even the ten commandments.

*SELF SHOWN KNOWING LEAST*

And it says my, particular group whom you've picked out to harass as KNOWING LEAST

is shown knowing MORE.

Showing up for the record we all make of just who is claiming to know more and who really knows less

that is you and your churches.

How is that?

How is it you managed to start two world wars, and run WORLDWIDE SLAVERY for
SIX
HUNDRED
YEARS?

How is it that in almost ANY PARTICULAR one picks out,

you come here having ALREADY: BEFORE YOU EVEN MET US,

PROVEN you're a FUNCTIONAL ILLITERATE regarding religion and PARTICULARLY

THE ONE you've HIJACKED and claim now

NO one can WORSHIP DIFFERENTLY than YOU?

How is that?

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16550 Oct 5, 2012
HOMODANAPAGANISMS wrote:
<quoted text>
"Ask uH Arab."
The hilarity of explaining that the ISRAELITE TRIBES came from EGYPT
before they were the ISRAELITE NATION
discussing DNA
having some HICK on the internet shout
' IT DON'T MEAN JEW, ASK Uh ARAB!'
is
simply
P.R.I.C.E.L.E.S.S.
How
could I
have SET that UP?
You CAN'T SET these things UP.
Speculation and wishful thinking on your part doesn't make fact. Abraham, the father of Jews didn't go to Egypt until almost the end. He mostly wandered around were Israel is today. That was the land promised to his people, though he didn't get to settle there permanently.

"Jewish men from communities which developed in the Near East - Iran, Iraq, Kurdistan, Yemen -- and European Jews have very similar, almost identical genetic profiles.

"Despite their long-term residence in different countries and isolation from one another, most Jewish populations were not significantly different from one another at the genetic level. The results support the hypothesis that the paternal gene pools of Jewish communities from Europe, North Africa and the Middle East descended from a common Middle Eastern ancestral population, and suggest that most Jewish communities have remained relatively isolated from neighboring non-Jewish communities during and after the Diaspora."
(M.F. Hammer, Proc. Nat'l Academy of Science, May 9, 2000)

"The findings were that most Jewish communities -- long separated from one another in Europe, North Africa, the Near East and the Arabian Peninsula -- do indeed seem to be genetically similar and closely related to one another, sharing a common geographical origin.

"These Jewish communities are more closely related to each other and to other Middle Eastern Semitic populations - Palestinians, Syrians, and Druze -- than to their neighboring non-Jewish populations in the Diaspora.

"The results also indicate a low level of admixture (intermarriage, conversion, rape, etc.) into the gene pool of these various Jewish communities.

http://www.aish.com/ci/sam/48937817.html

Through DNA they can tell the difference between the Egyptians and the Jews.

And here we have proof that the Cherokee were Greeks, not Jews:
http://dnaconsultants.com/_blog/DNA_Consultan...

"To sum up, the Red Bird Petroglyph is a Greek inscription from the 2nd to 3rd century c.e., not a crude Cherokee scratching of around 1800 as announced recently by the Archeological Institute of America and the New York Times. It occurs above what is, in all likelihood, an inscription in Maccabean-era Hebrew. The Sequoyan syllabary for which these Greek and Hebrew inscriptions were mistaken originated in the Greek world of the Bronze Age along with other syllabaries like Linear A, Linear B and Cypro-Minoan. The Cherokee language, which today is Iroquoian, is the result of a relexification process in the distant past. It contains many relics of words of Greek origin, especially in the area of government, military terminology, mythology, athletics and ritual. Cherokee music also reflects Greek origins. The Cherokee Indians are, quite literally, the Greeks of Native America."

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16551 Oct 5, 2012
not ashamed wrote:
<quoted text> Dana are you calling me satanic :P
Noooo, you're Heavenly! ;^)
Just giving this idiot who calls everything and everybody "Satanic" a little taste of what they are shoveling.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16552 Oct 5, 2012
HOMODANAPAGANISMS wrote:
Which explains why YOUR culture gets an ***F***
in KNOWLEDGE of the Ten Commandments,
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/religion/...
But of ALL religious people, MORMONS get the best SCORE about RELIGION overall,*ATHEISTS* beating out Pseudo-Christians, AND Mormons.
Yeah, right, Dr. Dog Sex.
Your article didn't say that. It said:
"Sometimes dumb sounds cute: Sixty percent of Americans can't name five of the Ten Commandments, and 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were married."
Last time I looked "Americans" included "Mormons", or at least the ones who lived here.

Are mainstream Christians being laxed in their faith today? Sure, many are, but that isn't the fault of Christ. These things go in circles as shown through history. There are still 2 Billion people who declare themselves Christian and at most a pitiful 12 million calling themselves LDS. What is that in mathematical terms? 1% of 1%? I know it's tiny compared to the big picture.
I know for me that after leaving Mormonism I was amazed on how little I actually knew about the Bible, or even the Book of Mormon. And I was a full time Seminary Student all through my High School years. Mormonism only teaches or distorts the parts of the Bible they think supports it's beliefs, like the verse talking about putting 2 sticks together being about the Bible and the Book of Mormon, when you only had to read the next couple of verses that it was talking about the 2 different kingdoms of the Jews coming back together. I doubt you even know they split apart at time.

I was also amazed how much of the history of the LDS church isn't talked about or taught at church. The teaching of "Blood Atonement" being a great example. The perverted life of Smith. The brutality of Young who idea of "free agency" was to do exactly what he said or get your throat cut. How leaders kept practicing polygamy even after the so-called "manifesto".

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16553 Oct 5, 2012
HOMOMORMON wrote:
Effectively I knew 14 of 15 while having Dog Sex and it says your churches get an
F
on even the ten commandments.
You knew 14 of 15 of the Ten Commandments? Amazing! LOL!!! An example even more of your inability to read, it isn't the churches that are getting an "F", it is some people who are being too lazy to go.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Live Oak, CA

#16554 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Your article didn't say that. It said:
"Sometimes dumb sounds cute: Sixty percent of Americans can't name five of the Ten Commandments, and 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were married."
Last time I looked "Americans" included "Mormons", or at least the ones who lived here.
Are mainstream Christians being laxed in their faith today? Sure, many are, but that isn't the fault of Christ. These things go in circles as shown through history. There are still 2 Billion people who declare themselves Christian and at most a pitiful 12 million calling themselves LDS. What is that in mathematical terms? 1% of 1%? I know it's tiny compared to the big picture.
I know for me that after leaving Mormonism I was amazed on how little I actually knew about the Bible, or even the Book of Mormon. And I was a full time Seminary Student all through my High School years. Mormonism only teaches or distorts the parts of the Bible they think supports it's beliefs, like the verse talking about putting 2 sticks together being about the Bible and the Book of Mormon, when you only had to read the next couple of verses that it was talking about the 2 different kingdoms of the Jews coming back together. I doubt you even know they split apart at time.
I was also amazed how much of the history of the LDS church isn't talked about or taught at church. The teaching of "Blood Atonement" being a great example. The perverted life of Smith. The brutality of Young who idea of "free agency" was to do exactly what he said or get your throat cut. How leaders kept practicing polygamy even after the so-called "manifesto".
That IF you MURDER SOMEONE you might be prepared to suffer the DEATH PENALTY?

To you that sounds like SOMETHING YOU NEVER HEARD or READ in YOUR BIBLE,
which YOU HAVE BEEN IN POSSESSION OF for some FIFTY and MORE YEARS

- you HAVE NO IDEA about
ANY MENTION of
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT for MURDER and, for OTHER crimes,
like HIGH TREASON, anything involving wanton destruction to human quality of life, such as serial rapes, that sort of thing...

being ANYWHERE in YOUR BIBLE.

THAT is YOUR TESTIMONY TODAY, that YOU NEVER EVEN HEARD of that.

You are as mentally ill an attack-zombie as ever shook a book you couldn't read, into the glass of a skyscraper, as people passed by on the sidewalk.

You had a CULTURE which was based on NOT DENYING a TENET that had been INCUMBENT upon JEWS for some 3,000 YEARS until the year 1,000

which involved MARRIAGE and STARTING and SUPPORTING in FRONTIER CONDITIONS ENTIRE FAMILIES

and it seems SINISTER to you that they TOOK 25 YEARS and more to WIND DOWN PRACTICE of said religious heritage teachings, daring to MARRY
because they BELIEVED SIMILARLY

seems AWFULLY SINISTER to you

but YOU CAN'T RECALL that EGYPTIANS and JEWS LIVED TOGETHER,

for FOUR
HUNDRED
YEARS, at which time removed by MOSES, one of their MAIN FAULTS, was
LACK
of
SEXUAL and CULTURAL DISCIPLINE.

You are zombie central passing as a person with religious concerns.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Live Oak, CA

#16555 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
You knew 14 of 15 of the Ten Commandments? Amazing! LOL!!! An example even more of your inability to read, it isn't the churches that are getting an "F", it is some people who are being too lazy to go.
You are screaming-into-store-windows
Zombie,
central.

Since: Sep 12

West Plains, MO

#16556 Oct 5, 2012
not ashamed wrote:
<quoted text>Dana are you calling me satanic :P
Well, you do have piercings. >:-)

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16557 Oct 5, 2012
HOMODANAPAGANISMS wrote:
<quoted text>
That IF you MURDER SOMEONE you might be prepared to suffer the DEATH PENALTY?
To you that sounds like SOMETHING YOU NEVER HEARD or READ in YOUR BIBLE,
which YOU HAVE BEEN IN POSSESSION OF for some FIFTY and MORE YEARS
- you HAVE NO IDEA about
ANY MENTION of
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT for MURDER and, for OTHER crimes,
like HIGH TREASON, anything involving wanton destruction to human quality of life, such as serial rapes, that sort of thing...
being ANYWHERE in YOUR BIBLE.
THAT is YOUR TESTIMONY TODAY, that YOU NEVER EVEN HEARD of that.
You are as mentally ill an attack-zombie as ever shook a book you couldn't read, into the glass of a skyscraper, as people passed by on the sidewalk.
You had a CULTURE which was based on NOT DENYING a TENET that had been INCUMBENT upon JEWS for some 3,000 YEARS until the year 1,000
which involved MARRIAGE and STARTING and SUPPORTING in FRONTIER CONDITIONS ENTIRE FAMILIES
and it seems SINISTER to you that they TOOK 25 YEARS and more to WIND DOWN PRACTICE of said religious heritage teachings, daring to MARRY
because they BELIEVED SIMILARLY
seems AWFULLY SINISTER to you
but YOU CAN'T RECALL that EGYPTIANS and JEWS LIVED TOGETHER,
for FOUR
HUNDRED
YEARS, at which time removed by MOSES, one of their MAIN FAULTS, was
LACK
of
SEXUAL and CULTURAL DISCIPLINE.
You are zombie central passing as a person with religious concerns.
Well, it's official, you have totally lost your mind. Good luck with that.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16558 Oct 5, 2012
HOMOMORMON wrote:
<quoted text>
You are screaming-into-store-windows
Zombie,
central.
The only one here who screams in their posts is you. I pray for any poor fool who lives with you. They are surly very abused and miserable.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16559 Oct 5, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, you do have piercings. >:-)
Outside the 2 Church approved piercings in her ears? Oh, the shame!:^)
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Live Oak, CA

#16560 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, it's official, you have totally lost your mind. Good luck with that.
HERE'S ANOTHER LOOK at the STOMPING your anti-science, pro-protestant HILLBILLY LYING EXPEDITION got you this round.

http://israelinsider.net/forum/topics/missour...

HICK.

Tell us about the MAN who WRESTLED the man who became ISRAEL, Jacob;

whose NAME was ELOHIM

who WASN'T a MAN

WASN'T ELOHIM

WASN'T WRESTLING with Jacob

because that doesn't fit into your FANTASY about THERE BEING NO EVIDENCE
ELOHIM aka God the Father
IS A MAN
who HAS a BODY.

EXPLAIN to the WHOLE FORUM AGAIN WHY THAT ISN'T RIGHT,
because YOU SAID GOD ISN'T A MAN,

because YOU SAID GOD DOESN'T HAVE A BODY according to GOD
because YOU SAID GOD isn't called ELOHIM by the bible.

Any time.

sportxmouse

“Duty is a Privilege!”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#16561 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Noooo, you're Heavenly! ;^)
Just giving this idiot who calls everything and everybody "Satanic" a little taste of what they are shoveling.
Your give a taste? rather, getting a taste again...

It had stopped for a day or so... now here we go again. Pride won't let you let it go will it? You can't say... ok, well we agree to disagree and that's gonna be your downfall... instead you just saddle up and ride on never to look back what kinda trail you're leave.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Live Oak, CA

#16562 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, it's official, you have totally lost your mind. Good luck with that.
So you DO admit YOU'VE NEVER HEARD of CAPITAL PUNISHMENT for WANTON DISREGARD for HUMAN LIFE,

being rooted in the ancient Hebrew law iconically labeled 'an EYE for an EYE and a TOOTH for a TOOTH.'

TODAY, at F.I.F.T.Y. SOMETHING Y.E.A.R.S. OLD, having been
READING a KING JAMES BIBLE

from AT LEAST THREE CHURCHES, ONE of em MORMONISM, whose church is the
MOST RELIGIOUSLY LITERATE GROUP of CHRISTIANS on E.A.R.T.H.

and you NEVER heard that.

YOU
are a SOCIOPATH and a HABITUAL *L*I*A*R*
because
IT is IMPOSSIBLE
to have LIVED in the UNITED STATES

FIFTY YEARS

and NOT KNOW,
WHERE that SAYING CAME from.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Live Oak, CA

#16563 Oct 5, 2012
TELL ME
that YOU have NEVER HEARD of that so I can POST a link with THIRTY SOMETHING PAGES

OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE DOCUMENTS

- just those scanned in or typed in, ONLINE -

on GOOGLE.

SIT at WHATEVER TERMINAL YOU ARE AT and REPRESENT NON-MORMON PSEUDO-CHRISTIANITY,

BY TELLING THE PEOPLE of THIS THREAD, that YOU NEVER HEARD,
of CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
of ANY KIND,
mentioned at ANY TIME,
in ANY DOCUMENT CONNECTED
to CHRISTIANITY, it's ROOTS, or it's extant, various literatures.

Tell us that until our LDS APPROVED CLEAR, COOL WATER sprays out onto our keyboards,

as we MIRTHFULLY FOLLOW ALONG with your SCINTILLATING EXPOSE,

on CAPITAL PUNISHMENT as RECORDED in HISTORY, related to the
HOLY BIBLE'S Old Testament, and associated literatures KNOWN to GOOGLE.

Hick.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Live Oak, CA

#16564 Oct 5, 2012
bECAUSE WE'VE SEEN YOU D.E.N.Y. OUTRIGHT

that Jews, were told not to have same-gender sex or sex with animals.

Or even EACH OTHER.

We've also seen you in here try to D.E.N.Y. OUTRIGHT

that Jews, were told to MARRY WIDOWS EVEN IF THEY ALREADY HAD A WIFE, so the WOMEN, wouldn't have to go SELL THEMSELVES into EFFECTIVE PROSTITUTION, to SURVIVE.

So TELL US NOW
YOU NEVER HEARD of CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
in YOUR LIFE.

And that YOU'RE a FIFTY plus year old AMERICAN.

If YOU ARE ONE
YOU are a LIAR.

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