Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Oct 12, 2011 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: CNN

Editor's note: Dean Obeidallah is an award-winning comedian who has appeared on TV shows such as Comedy Central's "Axis of Evil" special, ABC's "The View," CNN's "What the Week" and HLN's "The Joy Behar Show." He is executive producer of the annual New York Arab-American Comedy Festival and the Amman Stand Up Comedy Festival.

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“Too much LDS in the 60's”

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I think who we are voting for is coloring our views of the debate tonight. I have already decided I was voting for Romney months ago, and he actually cleared up some questions I had for him tonight. I know he wouldn't let Obama keep saying that Romney's plans were going to add 5 trillion to the deficit without calling him on it. I only got to really see the first half hour before I had to help my daughter with school work. Hope to catch the rest later. Of what I saw, Romney certainly held his own tonight, which was badly needed for his campaign. I also want to see the Vice Presidential debate, not because it will be that important, but because Biden is the worst Vice President since Dan Quayle and just about as stupid. The difference being that the liberal media doesn't wait for him to screw up like they were Quayle. He is an embarrassment. I think Ryan is going to hand him his azz.

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Dana Robertson wrote:
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If you are going to give "Gospel Doctrine", give it right. God didn't go to a mall and buy Adam and Eve a "coat." He gave them an animal in which they killed it and made their own covering. LOL!!!
You have it wrong:

1) There were no malls in the beginning
2) God made them coats... he did not give them an animal in which THEY killed and made THEIR OWN covering.

Genesis 3:21

Unto Adam also and to his wife did the Lord God make coats of skins, and clothed them.

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Romney The Liar wrote:
The Mormon Jesus is not a considered divine. Mormons do not believe in the trinity or the virgin birth. They believe in many gods.
http://godishate.blogspot.com/2012/08/mormon-...
Mormons believe that God was an actual, physical human, a white male of course. They believe that God had actual sex with heavenly mother and birthed the planet.

They believe they will be married to all of their relations (again and again and again....) for all eternity which is why they have so many brats. We have enough people for God's sake so cut it out and learn some birth control people.

Mormons believe that Jesus came to NA and will rise, yet again, in Independence, MO. Any Evangelical that votes for Romney places their racist hatred and their stupidity ahead of their GOD.

Typical Republiscum.

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Mormonism is essentially Scientology which is why Mitt's favorite book is Battlefield Earth by L Ron Hubbard.

You cannot make this stuff up. Maybe Tom Cruise wants to run for POTUS next time around.

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I did lol.
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NoMo wrote:
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With shifty eyes and a penchant for lies.
I agree. He made Richard Nixon look like Honest Abe.

I can't believe all the trash that comes from that man's pie hole. He'll say anything to get himself and his cult the power that they crave. What's even more amazing to me is that more people don't see through his BS to the root of it. People who should know better, indeed.

At least I have others in my family who do. Not all of them, but some of my family members did surprise me and agreed that they can't hand the power of this country over to lying cultists who will say literally anything to get the power.
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Romney The Liar wrote:
The Mormon Jesus is not a considered divine. Mormons do not believe in the trinity or the virgin birth. They believe in many gods.
http://godishate.blogspot.com/2012/08/mormon-...
Thanks for mentioning Mormon Jesus. Here's some videos that will help you as well as all other traditional Christians acquaint yourselves to Mormon Jesus, and help you realize and understand that MJ is definitely NOT the same JC you all know and love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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And a bonus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Wow! Look at all the lefties sniveling and whining.

Everyone who's a believable commentator in the political sphere, left and right, is saying Obama failed in the debate. Even rabid leftists like Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow, and Ed Schultz are crying in their beer. Some of them rather embarrassingly, particularly in front of millions of viewers.

Now, all you socialists go lick your wounds and hope for a better day.

But with the next debate being between Biden and Ryan, I wouldn't count on that one saving your bacon.

"In Vegas, Obama said debate prep was "a drag". We can only hope Biden didn't hear. He'd come to the debate dressed up in a full RuPaul." - Dennis Miller

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I personally had no favorites going into the political debate last night. I don't trust any of them. However after listening to the debates carefully I must say that if the election were today, I would have to vote for Romney. I find it interesting that the many slaps against his character that have been smeared across television screens for months, were not even brought up last night by Obama. Maybe he knows they are not valid points?
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I'm glad you all like Bill Maher. Here's some more from Bill Maher you'll all love as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Would you expect the shills for the cult on here to characterize it any other way than they have? They Lie for the Lord in their sleep...

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Haw Haw wrote:
I'm glad you all like Bill Maher. Here's some more from Bill Maher you'll all love as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Would you expect the shills for the cult on here to characterize it any other way than they have? They Lie for the Lord in their sleep...
Awww... what a sore loser you are. You should try and emulate Maher's gracious defeat and just look forward and hope Obama licks his wounded ego, and does better in Long Island. Or, put your hope in Biden to bail him out. We all know you'd be on here blowing your wad while pointing your finger if the tables were turned, Twinkie.
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Dana Robertson wrote:
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If you are going to give "Gospel Doctrine", give it right. God didn't go to a mall and buy Adam and Eve a "coat." He gave them an animal in which they killed it and made their own covering. LOL!!!
So ONCE AGAIN you LYING MOLESTER, THE SCRIPTURE LIES,

YOU, on the other hand, HAVE NO PENALTY for the LIES YOU LIVE.

Wrong answer you insidious transgender HICK.

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New International Version (©1984)
The LORD God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife and clothed them.

New Living Translation (©2007)
And the LORD God made clothing from animal skins for Adam and his wife.

English Standard Version (©2001)
And the LORD God made for Adam and for his wife garments of skins and clothed them.

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
The LORD God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife, and clothed them.

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
The LORD God made clothes from animal skins for the man and his wife and dressed them.

King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.

American King James Version
To Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.

American Standard Version
And Jehovah God made for Adam and for his wife coats of skins, and clothed them.

Douay-Rheims Bible
And the Lord God made for Adam and his wife, garments of skins, and clothed them.

Darby Bible Translation
And Jehovah Elohim made Adam and his wife coats of skin, and clothed them.

English Revised Version
And the LORD God made for Adam and for his wife coats of skins, and clothed them.

Webster's Bible Translation
For Adam also and for his wife the LORD God made coats of skins, and clothed them.

World English Bible
Yahweh God made coats of skins for Adam and for his wife, and clothed them.

Young's Literal Translation
And Jehovah God doth make to the man and to his wife coats of skin, and doth clothe them.

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Evil child molesting whores, defiant toward God's word till the day you die.

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Haw Haw wrote:
I'm glad you all like Bill Maher. Here's some more from Bill Maher you'll all love as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Would you expect the shills for the cult on here to characterize it any other way than they have? They Lie for the Lord in their sleep...
Then stop yourself and your children from having a fifty percent divorce rate. Oh thats right YOU DID THAT IN THE 80S AND 90S WHEN IT WENT
to being in the SIXTIES and NOW it's at FORTY SIX PERCENT.

THAT'S FEWER PEOPLE THAN KEEP A DOG FROM THE POUND, VENEREAL SHILL.

Stop yourself and your children from having a FIFTY PERCENT WOMEN MOLESTED/RAPED rate.

Stop yourself and your children from having a FIFTY PERCENT MEN
ADMIT
ADULTERY
on
YOUR
W.I.F.E.

WHERE'S your HUSBAND RIGHT NOW WHORE?

LoL. HE LEFT YOU for ANOTHER WOMAN.

So WHEN YOU HICKS
can POST UP SOME SOCIAL STATISTICS
that
DON'T LOOK LIKE THOSE of the EMPLOYEES of A BRAZILIAN WHOREHOUSE

YOU come BACK and THEN WE'LL SEE IF ONE in FIVE of YOUR YOUNG ADULTS

HAS V.E.N.E.R.E.A.L. D.I.S.E.A.S.E.

YOU LET US KNOW.
WE'LL WAIT HERE.
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And as far as LYING in his SLEEP,

THAT'S YOUR HUSBAND.

When he's LYING IN HIS SLEEP

NEXT TO THE OTHER WOMAN HE'S SLEEPING WITH.

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sportxmouse wrote:
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You have it wrong:
1) There were no malls in the beginning
2) God made them coats... he did not give them an animal in which THEY killed and made THEIR OWN covering.
Genesis 3:21
Unto Adam also and to his wife did the Lord God make coats of skins, and clothed them.
Where do you think he got those "skins"? And do you think God sat around skinning animals to make them, or that maybe he instructed Adam how to do it?

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Dana Robertson wrote:
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Where do you think he got those "skins"? And do you think God sat around skinning animals to make them, or that maybe he instructed Adam how to do it?
Don't bother answering. The mistake I made was asking you if you think. Forgot who I was talking to for a minute.

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HOMODANAPAGANISMS wrote:
And as far as LYING in his SLEEP,
THAT'S YOUR HUSBAND.
When he's LYING IN HIS SLEEP
NEXT TO THE OTHER WOMAN HE'S SLEEPING WITH.
Is he a Mormon prophet? Because that would then sound about right.

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Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
Romney looks more confident and energetic - he’s about a minute away from holding Obama down and cutting his hair.This better be ropeadope— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 4, 2012
Some cut and paste's just don't work on an iPhone. "Romney looks more confident and energetic - he's about a minute away from holding Obama down and cutting his hair. This better be ropeadope.” Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 4, 2012

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NoMo wrote:
Speaking of Packer...what's the opinion out there, in Mo land? If Monson really does have Alzheimer's, are u ready for Packer as ur prophet, or someone else?
You've got nothing except the taste of excrement in your mouth from your hero's poor, limp performance, so you try and attempt to change the subject... You are so predictable it's pathetic. Typical libtard.

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Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
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You've got nothing except the taste of excrement in your mouth from your hero's poor, limp performance, so you try and attempt to change the subject... You are so predictable it's pathetic. Typical libtard.
Is eating shit some kind of Mormon punishment ritual? U Mormons are certainly fascinated with the subject, repeatedly bringing it up whenever u have nothing left to say. Sounds like part of Boyd k packer's plan to keep ur "little factory" from being put into production too early.
Mitt acting the bully and lying constantly was quite disgusting and will only come back to haunt him.

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