Gays Blamed for History's Biggest Natural Disaster - Noah's Flood

Jan 10, 2013 | Posted by: Rick in Kansas | Full story: www.advocate.com

By pastor Scott Lively's history of the world, wedding songs at gay marriage ceremonies caused the great flood that had Noah escaping in the ark.

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“Some people are gay - get over”

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Better watch out or we'll destroy the world again.

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KirkW wrote:
Better watch out or we'll destroy the world again.
Let's make them sweat it out through world wide marriage equality first!

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Correct me if I'm wrong here, but haven't they been saying that marriage has ALWAYS been between one man and one woman?

So how could they have been writing songs about something (same-sex mar4riages) that has never existed?

My head is spinning.
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KirkW wrote:
Better watch out or we'll destroy the world again.
That's EXACTLY what we're afraid of! You're well on your way to accomplishing that and very soon!
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It's quite obvious they're desperate..

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Note to all Trolls, Bigots and just plain fools:

Now you can stop claiming there never was an er in man historywhere Same Sex Mariages ere a sgnificant part of the culture.

One of "God's Chosen" says so.

Deal with it.

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"era" sorry

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Gabe wrote:
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That's EXACTLY what we're afraid of! You're well on your way to accomplishing that and very soon!
Hre's what I don't get.

You hate us.

Yet you want us to join you in heaven.

I'll pass. Will you?

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2Pet 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
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Gabe wrote:
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That's EXACTLY what we're afraid of! You're well on your way to accomplishing that and very soon!
A good mental health professional can help you deal with your paranoia.

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2Pet 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
and then some guy went up into a cave and fruckedeth his daughters while enjoying tequila/lime and much salt provided by his wife. And thus it was. In the meaneth time, a giant rainbow was bestowed upon the earth, and it was declared that all earth shall have "Happy Hour" at exactly 5:00 P.M. And it was so.

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The jokes on you.
Remember.....lick, drink,.....swim.
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Queers spread AIDS, caused 9/11 two, I say send them sickFreaks to Uganda, post haste!!!

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Lemon Lipstick wrote:
Remember jade......lick, suck.......swallow.
All of it!
Don't make me create another user account boy.
so did your imaginary wife teach you to swallow? Hold on to that account...for a few more days. Nighty-nite, lover.
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What I don't understand is this: if you go onto the web and look for porn, you find countless *hetero*sexual sites featuring anal sex. Now, you can say that the Bible is against sex that doesn't lead to children... I suppose there's some support for this... but then what are all the heteros doing having anal sex with their wives, mistresses, etc? Heteros say that homosexual sex is "disgusting"... why is anal sex with a woman not disgusting also?

The other thing is, suppose two men have sex privately. Now, if they're a certain class of believing Christians (or Muslims, for that matter, as far as I know), they think that this is going to damn themselves to an eternity of torture, blah, blah.... Ok... so...? What does this have to do with anyone else? Why should the believing Christian next door think it's bad for *them*, the next door Christian, if their neighbors are damning themselves in private, not trying to involve them? I don't get it. I can see that they'd feel pity, upset, maybe try to go over and say something... ok, fine. But hatred? I mean, if I want to think I'm going to the Christian hell as a result of my sexual practices, isn't that my decision? Free will, and all that sort of thing?

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Merle wrote:
Queers spread AIDS, caused 9/11 two, I say send them sickFreaks to Uganda, post haste!!!
When was 9/11 two? Was that before or after the second Statue of Liberty was built?

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The anti-equality types are flailing wildly now, they don't know what to say so they just say anything.

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Do you mean like the child's equality and rights to have a male father and female mother? Those "equal rights?"
Yeah........only a narcissist.
So you're saying you'd rather have kids in orphanages, without ANY parents, rather than have loving same-sex parents?

You're a cruel and vile person.

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I confess! I'm guilty as charged!

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Bert wrote:
Do you mean like the child's equality and rights to have a male father and female mother? Those "equal rights?"
Yeah........only a narcissist.
I agree, all those single mothers and fathers should lose their kids regardless of why. Two mothers or two fathers is better than just one.

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