In college, one time I visited this friend of mine and almost died because of this one VNCH/NGUY loser.
I was there for a good while, then someone open the back door, suddenly I sneezed rapidly. I was horrified to discovered the backyard was full of 3 feet grasses blossoming with flowers and seeds.
I quickly asked everyone to closed all door to the apartment, and prepare (look up the emergency number) if I would pass out at my incoming asthma attack. I was raised by the superior German so I was very sharp and keen.
I told them that I need to lay down on the sofa and slow down my metabolism to reduce the oxygen intake to deal against the asthma attack. But if I failed, I asked them to take me to the emergency room, but be prepared.
There was one VNCH/NGUY animal in the room, he said, "Don't believe him, he is pulling a prank on you guys."
I calmly asked the animal, "Please take my words seriously, don't risk my life. I am in a serious trouble. I know myself well."
The VNCH/NGUY animal will have none of it, "He is lying, he is pulling a prank on you guys."
Being a sharp wit, I quickly told everyone, "Guys, if I am pulling a prank on you guys, I will pay each of you 100 bucks. Please don't listen to him. Look at my eyes now, all severely swollen up."
Every other guys all agreed with me, "Oh man, look at his eyes, that's serious."
The VNCH/NGUY animal continued to jump up and down, "Don't believe him, he had a trick to make his eyes swollen up to trick you guys. He won't pay you guys."
My asthma attacked came, and restricted my breathing severely, but I slowed down my metabolism to compensate for the lack of oxygen. But it was a close call.
I never met this VNCH/NGUY before, but perhaps he heard of my reputation as Vietnamese-killer. I refused to help the Vietnamese to cheat Advanced Physics and will not hesitate to kill them if they wanted to kill me.