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Since: Jan 11

United States

#1 Dec 2, 2011
Welcome, for what it's worth. Sorry about the smell, the previous owner was an inventor. He must have invented fart carpet. I hope he tones it down for the retail version. Don't bother taking off your shoes, they'll melt off in due time.

I was going to have a book club here, until I remembered that I don't read books, and I'm not kewl enough for clubs. Oh well, we can discuss carpet cleaning equipment. You could say I'm interested in that, currently. My vacuum cleaner quit, three days from retirement, that's how bad it is. The bathroom has tile, so that's where I sleep. I fashioned a water bed, but I usually sleep in it dry, so I don't wake up with wrinkles. I mean more wrinkles than usual. I have one all the time. Okay, it's a crack not a wrinkle. The hole is kinda wrinkly looking, not that I look often. Is twice a day often? But I digress.

Feel free to be silly, offensive, silly, repetitive, sexy, yeah, sexy, or whatever. I'll brink in as many women as I can, and we'll all hope our balls off that they are really women. I'll even bring in someone to deal with the fart carpet, maybe a commercial rug muncher, if such a thing exists.

Please be offensive. I'll feel self conscious if I'm the only one. Insults aren't necessary, but neither are bras most of the time. Removal of bras earns insulting privileges. I think that's fair. I know I'll be provoking, how about the rest of you? If the discussion turns to panties, well, so be it.

Since: Jan 11

United States

#2 Dec 2, 2011
I had a smelling error, blink should be bring, or something. You guts better finger this shit out on your elfs.

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#3 Dec 2, 2011
.. Oh, come all ye foolish males, come and worship, come and master us, overpower us, enslave us, subjugate us if that's your special pleasure, hire us for a night, or marry us for a lifetime, bring us your illusions and your little-boy dreams, your wealth and successes, your poems and science and tears - we are all, you really want and, we are waiting ..

Since: Jan 11

United States

#4 Dec 2, 2011
I think I just germinated something.

Hi there HL. Don't look under the desk, please don't. It's not what you think it is, I swear. It's not mine, I'm just holding in for somebody.

Since: Jan 11

United States

#5 Dec 2, 2011
I'm so exxxcited I keep typing typos. I meant, I'm just holding IT for somebody. I'm holding it hard, I mean, grasping it, it's difficult, to grasp, it's so slippery, I mean it's so, so...I have to hold on to it. It's not mine though, I mean, it was a gift.

Since: Jan 11

United States

#6 Dec 2, 2011
Did anyone see a cod on the floor, I dropped it?

Since: Jan 11

United States

#8 Dec 2, 2011
I'm gonna dump my poems, writing, and songs here when I find them or write some new ones. Here's one I wrote last week:

Dr. Seuss, Dr. Seuss,
I found my neck in a noose,
I've done nothing wrong,
won't you come cut me loose.

He said NO, you're a cad,
you killed my mom's dad,
he was only a boy,
why shouldn't I be mad?

Dr. Seuss, it's not true,
I'm much younger than you,
how could I kill your gramps?
wouldn't you be dead too?

He said NO, it's a trick,
you stabbed him with a stick,
the stick had it's trial,
and named you the Prick.

Dr. Seuss, Dr. Seuss,
I can see it's no use,
but could you please find an oak?
it's quite dark in this spruce.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#9 Dec 2, 2011
Tide with Beach wrote:
Did anyone see a cod on the floor, I dropped it?
No but I did get a whiff of Tuna.

Since: Jan 11

United States

#10 Dec 2, 2011
XENAXENAXENA wrote:
How about some music in here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =cLpQ9Xb0_pMXX
Can I call you XXX, or would that be problematic?

Since: Jan 11

United States

#12 Dec 2, 2011
River Tam wrote:
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No but I did get a whiff of Tuna.
Sometimes I just forget to shower. Wait, it could be all the stray cats. It's cute to see them with the Ritz crackers and tuna, trying to paw the tuna up on the cracker to make a little sandwich.

Since: Jan 11

United States

#13 Dec 2, 2011
XENAXENAXENA wrote:
How about some music in here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =cLpQ9Xb0_pMXX
Okay, I gave the song a fair shake, and I didn't hate it.

Wasn't it awesome when Xena and Gabriel were in the hot tub together?

DeVille

Since: Oct 11

The Great Beyond

#14 Dec 2, 2011
Now this is funny!!
Two great threads show up in one night, what are the odds??

There is a God??

It's a Christmas miracle??

I'm Kevin??

Denver went home!!

Since: Jan 11

United States

#15 Dec 2, 2011

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#16 Dec 2, 2011
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Sometimes I just forget to shower. Wait, it could be all the stray cats. It's cute to see them with the Ritz crackers and tuna, trying to paw the tuna up on the cracker to make a little sandwich.
I love Stray Cats.

&ob =av2e

Since: Jan 11

United States

#18 Dec 2, 2011
XENAXENAXENA wrote:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =PVEU7sBXNH4XX
Yeah. I have reenacted that scene.
OMG OMG, have you seen Spartacus?

Done any reenacting from that show?

Since: Jan 11

United States

#19 Dec 2, 2011
River Tam wrote:
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I love Stray Cats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =vEtbfzMLVWUXX&ob=av2e
I'm gonna Withers this place up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#22 Dec 2, 2011
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I'm gonna Withers this place up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =tIdIqbv7SPoXX
I used to like this one but I've outgrown it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Since: Jan 11

United States

#23 Dec 2, 2011

Since: Jan 11

United States

#24 Dec 2, 2011

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#25 Dec 2, 2011
You ole dog. o)

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