the kernel dreams

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#7716 Jun 24, 2012
Icnoptnthis wrote:
Kernel-
I know you don't read my posts but I feel compelled to try to assist you in this matter. I really hate to see you having to live in fear this way. Yes, I've previously told you to just hit the red X but apparently that's too difficult for you. Please, please, please follow these instructions:

The next time you visit Denver in person and sneak into Sniper's house to steal the dog food out of the bowl, keep your eyes open. When you see Sniper approach with his can of Raid Ant Killer, run. If you aren't able to get away from Sniper quickly enough, turn you back to him. More than likely the bug spray will only come in contact with your shirt. If for some reason you are completely incapable of escaping Sniper's attack and he manages to actually get off a spray of the Raid, cover your face. Should he actually get the bug spray in your face, wash it immediately with soap and water. You should be fine.

I would really recommend you not steal the dog food out of the bowl but some people have strange and unusual fetishes.

Be well and enjoy your Purina. Hope this helps.
Omfg! Thank you! I am rolling over here!

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#7717 Jun 24, 2012
-Natasfonos- wrote:
<quoted text>You're joking, right?
No... He pretty much sees it that way. The special helmet we fit him with to keep him from licking windows fell off and he hit his head again.

what a russsh

Since: Oct 09

Location hidden

#7718 Jun 24, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
Omg! You threatened some ants you named and they took it as a real threat?
Too effing funny!
*****

oh goody ... the 'FF' team member is now here

FF ='faultless follower'...

))>><<((

“Back in "Black"”

Since: Jul 10

Unknown

#7719 Jun 24, 2012
z kernel wrote:
<quoted text>
I do have friends
I have always respected you
Don't know what your problem is with me?
Other than maybe I'm on the wrong side of your friends fences
I have no problem with you. I just like people to get their facts right.

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#7720 Jun 24, 2012
what a russsh wrote:
<quoted text>*****

that is what I told kitten today ... she is here to start chit ...

nobody goes there to do that ...

))>><<((
Did I hurt your itty bitty feelings? Aw!!!!

Good

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#7721 Jun 24, 2012
Sniper II wrote:
<quoted text>Hey you dumasses started the Denver doll Krap..

You dumasses never stopped being dumasses.

You all have done nothing but bash Denver and its friends..

Even when you arent in Denver you are still focused on Denver so Denver never leaves your heads...

Do you think the mods care about me being here when you dumasses start so much shit all the time ?

I dont think so and I really dont care..

You dumasses always use socks and proxies to troll Denver and bash people everyday.

Report this dummassses..

ur mad Rite :)

Have a nice day :)

Bite me..rite ><((((((,">
Word

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#7722 Jun 24, 2012
ladyrain wrote:
<quoted text>Report me please! Hell, I will go report myself. I did once and the mod wouldn't do nothing. So....I am going raise hell and have fun fun fun until the mod takes my account awayyyyyyyy.
Send a feedback to 8. Tell her she is sweet and ask her nicely to ban your account. She will .

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#7723 Jun 24, 2012
Sniper II wrote:
Actually,,Monkeyballers,,,, there's a few posters that have seen my face and they will tell you I dont get heated up about all of this..This is a lame game sometimes and it goes out of my head the second I turn the computer off..But get this..I talk to several posters daily on the phone..Do you talk to each other ?? Probably not..The back stabbing thing huh..Anyway.We dont talk about topix..Imagine that..Other stuff... So,,Not mad or flustered one bit.Dont flatter yerselves..Your comments mean nothing to me but verbal sniping..Hence the Sniper..duh...Im more the comedian type..I laugh a hell of a lot.A lot right at you...I really dont respond well to angry people..I avoid that stuff..Been there had to deal with them....Stoopid people make me laugh..
It is true. You are a very mellow fellow. And very handsome too.

These guys just wish you were mad. They are mad, so you should be too.

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#7724 Jun 24, 2012
just -J- wrote:
<quoted text>You really think you have friends on Topix don't you.?

I knew Unreal long before I ever knew Nat. Unreal and I go way back to time before you ever found this website. When greyboxes got post counts. Besides I didn't say friends. I said "Your Camp".
Thought you are a great wordsmith.?
*nods*

He really does. But we are stating to wonder what language he smiths in. Obviously not English .

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#7725 Jun 24, 2012
what a russsh wrote:
<quoted text>
*****
good morning ganny and pepper ...
hey ... ganny is that a remaining
slight smile I see on your face today
))>><<((
Yes

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#7726 Jun 24, 2012
what a russsh wrote:
<quoted text>*****

oh goody ... the 'FF' team member is now here

FF ='faultless follower'...

))>><<((
Hi grumpy!

*hug*

Alain is Vain

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#7727 Jun 24, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
Did I hurt your itty bitty feelings? Aw!!!!
Good
silly 'FF'...

when we are laughing at you ...

we are not the one with hurt feelings ...lol

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#7728 Jun 24, 2012
-ShapeShifter- wrote:
<quoted text>
silly 'FF'...
when we are laughing at you ...
we are not the one with hurt feelings ...lol
And you think you hurt mine?

*chuckle*

what a russsh

Since: Oct 09

Location hidden

#7729 Jun 24, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
And you think you hurt mine?
*chuckle*
*****

no 'hurt' intended ... just pointing out the facts

to the faultless follower ...

))>><<((

The Colonel Mustard

Since: Dec 11

Erstwhile

#7730 Jun 24, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
*nods*
He really does. But we are stating to wonder what language he smiths in. Obviously not English .
Jealous much??

That had to hurt

The Colonel Mustard

Since: Dec 11

Erstwhile

#7731 Jun 24, 2012
what a russsh wrote:
<quoted text>
*****
no 'hurt' intended ... just pointing out the facts
to the faultless follower ...
))>><<((
If I ever come on here and say I've named the bugs in my house "Angel" or "Nat" and I'm yelling at them, please have me banned lmao

The Colonel Mustard

Since: Dec 11

Erstwhile

#7732 Jun 24, 2012
Pepper126 wrote:
Good morning, Colonel. Hi Ganny.
Good morning Pepper
Your profile truly saddens me
Those people a true monsters
Bet anything it was that skunk inblo

-Natasfonos-

[email protected] .com”

Since: Jul 10

[email protected]

#7733 Jun 24, 2012
Sniper II wrote:
<quoted text>Its funny I actually did have a physical the other day..Im no longer a virgin..Good thing he was Asian..Little tiny fingers.. I told everyone already but I think I screamed..True story..And doc says I have the body and health of a 40 year old..I dont even remember 40..But then he drops a bomb..He says "have you ever had a colonascopy" ??? I shuttered and said" no"..He gave me the well you are over 50..So.Lets get you one.....I might be butt hurt pretty soon here..Ill let ya know and you can use it to bash me..
Correction: burrhurt ;)

-Natasfonos-

[email protected] .com”

Since: Jul 10

[email protected]

#7734 Jun 24, 2012
John 5 of 5 wrote:
<quoted text>In all likelihood, we will...rotlmao
But with you, it's like having little puppies trying to lick you to death ;)

You ever blow chunks?

-Natasfonos-

[email protected] .com”

Since: Jul 10

[email protected]

#7735 Jun 24, 2012
just -J- wrote:
<quoted text>You really think you have friends on Topix don't you.?

I knew Unreal long before I ever knew Nat. Unreal and I go way back to time before you ever found this website. When greyboxes got post counts. Besides I didn't say friends. I said "Your Camp".
Thought you are a great wordsmith.?
He's a great town crier, that's it. His one talent...

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