The Topix Troll Rock Bannned Tour Begins!

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“unstoppable”

Since: Jul 11

Hell

#1 Aug 4, 2012
The bannned had finally arrived for the first night show! They were given bad directions for the drive to Palo Alto, CA. It poured rain the entire time, it was a challenge just to keep the van on the road, mud slides everywhere and the van was packed to capacity. Finally it has arrived.

*whistles in the large box truck with the band's equipment, instruments, speakers, lights, dressing rooms, costumes*

Out stepped the trolls, all exceptionally good looking people, tall, fierce, stunning......... well, except for a dwarf with a deep furrow of coiling hair that went up his lower back onto his head over onto his brow and down to where it became his bushy uni-brow, named Tom Pappas who scowled and glared and fondled something in his pants, uncomfortably. A talking lump of sugar named sugartits was also unpleasant but the trolls had made this bearable for the drive, by keeping her dissolved in a cup of hot tea.

"Costuming is stage right, make up in the back, beer in the fridge, you are set to go on in one hour" they were informed by the host.

The house was packed in anticipation of a real-live Topix troll rock band (their fierceness was legendary). Lines went around the block for tickets and an extra performance was scheduled to accommodate the overflow. Guys hugged their frightened dates tight as the tension built before the show.........

Suddenly the lights went dark, and flames shot up high on either side of the stage, fogged rolled in and out of the fog walked the Topix trolls, Ready to rock and roll!!!
Tom Pappas

San Jose, CA

#2 Aug 4, 2012
another thread about me? i think you are fanatic about me=)

“unstoppable”

Since: Jul 11

Hell

#3 Aug 4, 2012
Tom Pappas wrote:
another thread about me? i think you are fanatic about me=)
No Tommy, its a thread about the bannned. You are the griper, get a grip and get cracking.

“Ill Bill's the Best”

Since: Oct 11

Icno's Sock Drawer

#4 Aug 4, 2012
Very creative, Olive. ;)

Since: May 12

Cashel, Ireland

#5 Aug 5, 2012
Agreed ant the food is good!

“I dont got no stinkin socks”

Since: Sep 11

RIP { Residing In Parietal }

#7 Aug 13, 2012
I run Lights and sound..So shut up or Ill turn out the lights...Rock on..

Since: May 12

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#8 Aug 14, 2012
rock on

“I dont got no stinkin socks”

Since: Sep 11

RIP { Residing In Parietal }

#9 Aug 14, 2012
LET THERE BE ROCK..........Side one...

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Since: May 12

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#10 Aug 14, 2012
which way is this bus go

“I dont got no stinkin socks”

Since: Sep 11

RIP { Residing In Parietal }

#11 Aug 14, 2012

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#12 Aug 15, 2012
who cares

“I dont got no stinkin socks”

Since: Sep 11

RIP { Residing In Parietal }

#13 Aug 15, 2012
You dont.
moki

Margate, UK

#14 Aug 17, 2012
_Olive_ wrote:
The bannned had finally arrived for the first night show! They were given bad directions for the drive to Palo Alto, CA. It poured rain the entire time, it was a challenge just to keep the van on the road, mud slides everywhere and the van was packed to capacity. Finally it has arrived.
*whistles in the large box truck with the band's equipment, instruments, speakers, lights, dressing rooms, costumes*
Out stepped the trolls, all exceptionally good looking people, tall, fierce, stunning......... well, except for a dwarf with a deep furrow of coiling hair that went up his lower back onto his head over onto his brow and down to where it became his bushy uni-brow, named Tom Pappas who scowled and glared and fondled something in his pants, uncomfortably. A talking lump of sugar named sugartits was also unpleasant but the trolls had made this bearable for the drive, by keeping her dissolved in a cup of hot tea.
"Costuming is stage right, make up in the back, beer in the fridge, you are set to go on in one hour" they were informed by the host.
The house was packed in anticipation of a real-live Topix troll rock band (their fierceness was legendary). Lines went around the block for tickets and an extra performance was scheduled to accommodate the overflow. Guys hugged their frightened dates tight as the tension built before the show.........
Suddenly the lights went dark, and flames shot up high on either side of the stage, fogged rolled in and out of the fog walked the Topix trolls, Ready to rock and roll!!!

Since: Nov 11

Fukushima

#15 Aug 17, 2012
moki wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =AAt7YbX0T9kXX
Exactly!! Rock and roll all night and party every day! hello Moki, welcome to the Topix Troll Rock Bannned Tour.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#16 Aug 17, 2012
Sniper II wrote:
out go the lights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =K5IS45jT468XX
That's not a bad thing the lights going out,we'll just have to Flick your Bic!!:)

“Fight Like A Girl”

Since: Jul 10

Boston, MA

#17 Aug 19, 2012
Lets Rock this place !!!!

moki

Margate, UK

#18 Aug 20, 2012
Tzunammi wrote:
<quoted text>
Exactly!! Rock and roll all night and party every day! hello Moki, welcome to the Topix Troll Rock Bannned Tour.
Hi Tzunammi, glad 2 b here!! Here's some more RAWWK!!!..

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#19 Aug 20, 2012
moki

Margate, UK

#20 Aug 21, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
Prefer this one OC...



C if u can spot Gene Simmons and Billy Gibbons in this one.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#21 Aug 21, 2012
moki wrote:
<quoted text>
Prefer this one OC...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =DmeUuoxyt_EXX
C if u can spot Gene Simmons and Billy Gibbons in this one.
It wouldn't come in I'll look for it!!
You know I'm a Nickelback fan so I love all their songs!!:)

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