Who's In Charge?
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Tom Pappas

San Jose, CA

#1 Apr 26, 2012
Who's In Charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who should be the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge!

PS: Ginny thinks she is in charge!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#3 May 1, 2012
I'm deciding if I want to be in charge.

I'll let you know!!:)

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#4 May 1, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
I'm deciding if I want to be in charge.
I'll let you know!!:)
LMAO,, You have to decide if you want to be an azzhole or not?

I think it just comes natural to me sometimes,,,,

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#5 May 1, 2012
I have many talents, an azzhole could be one of them..

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#6 May 1, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
I have many talents, an azzhole could be one of them..
Mine tends to be smartazzholery

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#7 May 1, 2012
We all can be azzholes, some are better at it than others. Topix makes instant azzholes.

I just want to know what else I'm trying to be in charge of here and if it pays anything.

I don't work for free and my momma told me to never give anything away I could sell!!:)

Good Advice!!
Rod

United States

#9 May 1, 2012
who cares?
Rod

United States

#11 May 1, 2012
You wish, slob my rod along with the rest of this and the rogersville topix

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#13 May 3, 2012
Moe Focker wrote:
<quoted text>And moefockers.
lol, True, very true!!
moki

Chichester, UK

#14 May 7, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
We all can be azzholes, some are better at it than others. Topix makes instant azzholes.
I just want to know what else I'm trying to be in charge of here and if it pays anything.
I don't work for free and my momma told me to never give anything away I could sell!!:)
Good Advice!!
VERY good advice OC!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#15 May 8, 2012
moki wrote:
<quoted text>
VERY good advice OC!
ha ha !!!

Thanks Moki!!

Tzunammi

Since: Nov 11

Fukushima

#16 May 10, 2012
Tom Pappas wrote:
Who's In Charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who should be the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
Stupid.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge!
Yes, Tom, you clearly are in charge. You are spreading your stupidity all over this forum, and have been.

Happy?
moki

Hove, UK

#17 May 11, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> ha ha !!!
Thanks Moki!!
U r welcome OC! P.S. Heard from River recently?

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#18 May 11, 2012
moki wrote:
<quoted text>
U r welcome OC! P.S. Heard from River recently?
No sweetie I haven't! She may be busy with finals at school. I miss her too!!
moki

Brighton, UK

#19 Jun 8, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text>No sweetie I haven't! She may be busy with finals at school. I miss her too!!
I have heard from her recently OC
moki

Hove, UK

#21 Jun 11, 2012
I sent her some You Tube vids...

_Olive_

“unstoppable”

Since: Jul 11

Hell

#22 Jul 13, 2012
Tom Pappas wrote:
Who's In Charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who should be the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge!
PS: Ginny thinks she is in charge!
Honey, the only thing you are in charge of is your demented mind. Loser, moron.

Tzunammi

Since: Nov 11

Fukushima

#23 Jul 17, 2012
Tom Pappas wrote:
The asshole is usually in charge!
Learn that.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#24 Jul 17, 2012
What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a Tom?
One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Tzunammi

Since: Nov 11

Fukushima

#26 Jul 17, 2012
No one wants you Tom.

U stink.

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