Welcome to my WalMart

Posted in the Internet Troll Forum

Comments (Page 2)

Showing posts 21 - 40 of217
|
Go to last page| Jump to page:

“Run!!!”

Since: Oct 10

Faster!!!

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#25
Jun 15, 2012
 
25 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4.Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7.Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9.When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
10.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,“I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
11.Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.
12.Play with the automatic doors.
13.Walk up to complete strangers and say,“Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear,“Who buys this crap, anyway?”
15.Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
17.Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19.As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say,“Wow. Magic!”
20.Put M&M’s on layaway.
21.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
22.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23.Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
24.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,“...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”
moki

Sheerness, UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#26
Jun 16, 2012
 
Here's what happens in OUR supermarkets in England...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/437...

“Run!!!”

Since: Oct 10

Faster!!!

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#27
Jun 17, 2012
 
moki wrote:
Here's what happens in OUR supermarkets in England...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/437...
I'd like to invite her to My WalMart.

“Run!!!”

Since: Oct 10

Faster!!!

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#28
Jun 19, 2012
 
I see this kind of stuff all night long...LMAO
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/

“Run!!!”

Since: Oct 10

Faster!!!

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#29
Jun 20, 2012
 

“Run!!!”

Since: Oct 10

Faster!!!

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#30
Jun 24, 2012
 
Walmart Short Jokes

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because they are all Targets!

Q: How can you afford a middle class lifestyle on $10/hour (average pay at Walmart)?
A: By shopping at Walmart!

Q: Why did Westley Strellis smash 29 Flat Screen TVs with an Easton baseball bat at a local Walmart in Atlanta, Georgia?
A: They were playing an episode of MTVs "Jersey Shore"

Q: Why did Walmart abandon it's plans to open a bank?
A: CEO Lee Scott found out it's against the law to lock illegals and cleaning staff in bank vaults after hours without paying overtime.

Q: What does Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Boy's underwear half off!

Q: How dumb is your momma?
A: So dumb, she got lost in a Wal-Mart and went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!

“goodbye topix”

Since: Jun 12

Im not here

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#31
Jun 25, 2012
 
moki wrote:
Here's what happens in OUR supermarkets in England...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/437...
hee hee. If only it were true that's what happens in our supermarkets all the time. It would be, you wanna pick some things up at Tescos for me, yeh!
New headline reads, Supermarkets turning a blind eye to drug pushers by the trollys as customers boost sales.

“Run!!!”

Since: Oct 10

Faster!!!

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#32
Jun 29, 2012
 
Here's one I heard last night at work.
Three tampons are walking down the street, their names are normal, extra protection and maxi. Which one says hello? None, because they're all stuck up bytches.
moki

Herne Bay, UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#33
Jun 30, 2012
 

Judged:

1

_Absinthe_ wrote:
<quoted text>
hee hee. If only it were true that's what happens in our supermarkets all the time. It would be, you wanna pick some things up at Tescos for me, yeh!
New headline reads, Supermarkets turning a blind eye to drug pushers by the trollys as customers boost sales.
There r nude shoppers in Moscow 2!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
moki

Herne Bay, UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#34
Jun 30, 2012
 
John 5 of 5 wrote:
<quoted text>I'd like to invite her to My WalMart.
There r not enuff naked babes in supermarkets..

“goodbye topix”

Since: Jun 12

Im not here

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#35
Jun 30, 2012
 
moki wrote:
<quoted text>
There r nude shoppers in Moscow 2!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Yeh, that's great, a step up (or down):) from that thing they keep trying where they have "singles nite" at the supermarket.
John 5 of 5

United States

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#36
Jul 1, 2012
 
moki wrote:
<quoted text>There r not enuff naked babes in supermarkets..
Indeed!

“Run!!!”

Since: Oct 10

Faster!!!

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#37
Jul 1, 2012
 
Stocks at an altime high for Wally.
That's called job security.
http://research.scottrade.com/qnr/Public/Stoc... |Walmart+-+Broad+Match|walmart +stocks||1_b

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#38
Jul 2, 2012
 
Yahoo kicked me out.

It wont let me sign back in.

“Run!!!”

Since: Oct 10

Faster!!!

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#39
Jul 2, 2012
 
GANNY wrote:
Yahoo kicked me out.

It wont let me sign back in.
I was wondering where you went.
moki

Faversham, UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#40
Jul 3, 2012
 
John 5 of 5 wrote:
<quoted text>
Indeed!
Well..there r people skinny dipping in Wales...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

“Run!!!”

Since: Oct 10

Faster!!!

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#41
Jul 3, 2012
 
moki wrote:
<quoted text>
Well..there r people skinny dipping in Wales...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
lol...God save the Queen.
moki

Faversham, UK

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#42
Jul 4, 2012
 
John 5 of 5 wrote:
<quoted text>lol...God save the Queen.
...and nudists..

“Run!!!”

Since: Oct 10

Faster!!!

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#43
Jul 5, 2012
 
moki wrote:
<quoted text>
...and nudists..
Amen!

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#44
Aug 1, 2012
 

Judged:

1

1

1

When Johnny starts markin down his stock
Hurrah! Hurrah!
When Johnny starts markin down his stock
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer
And the boys will shout
And the country trash
They'll all come out
And we'll all be glad when Johnny marks down his stock

When Johnny greets us with a smile
Hurrah! Hurrah!
When Johnny greets us with a smile
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'd smile back
But we ain't got teeth
If it weren’t for noses
We couldn't breath
And we'll all be glad when he greats us with a smile

When Johnny cleans up in aisle five
Hurrah! Hurrah!
When Johnny cleans up in aisle five
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Is it baby poop
Did someone puke
Look at this mess
He'll have to nuke
And we'll all be glad when Johnny cleans aisle five

When Johnny gets out his little red tags
Hurrah! Hurrah!
When Johnny gets out his little red tags
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We're gonna live better
And save money too
Always low prices
I think we've been scrood
And we'll all be glad when he gets out his little red tags

When Johnny rounds-up the parking lot
Hurrah! Hurrah!
When Johnny rounds-up the parking lot
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll all have buggies
With wobbly wheels
We can ram them up
One each others heels
And we'll all be glad when Johnny rounds-up the lot

When Johnny orders over stock
Hurrah! Hurrah!
When Johnny orders over stock
Hurrah! Hurrah!
He'll need to move it
So he'll slash the price
Could lose his job
Now that'd be nice
And we'll all be glad when he orders over stock

When Johnny cleans up in aisle six
Hurrah! Hurrah!
When Johnny cleans up in aisle six
Hurrah! Hurrah!
First he'll dust
And then he'll scrub
His middle name is
“There's the Rub”
And we'll all be glad when Johnny cleans aisle six

When Johnny gives us a smiley face
Hurrah! Hurrah!
When Johnny gives us a smiley face
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We spent a fortune
In this stinkin place
Now all we get
Is this smiley face
And we'll all be sad with this dinky smiley face
With this dinky smiley face

Tell me when this thread is updated: (Registration is not required)

Add to my Tracker Send me an email

Showing posts 21 - 40 of217
|
Go to last page| Jump to page:
Type in your comments below
Name
(appears on your post)
Comments
Characters left: 4000
Type the numbers you see in the image on the right:

Please note by clicking on "Post Comment" you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

13 Users are viewing the Internet Troll Forum right now

Search the Internet Troll Forum:
Topic Updated Last By Comments
Satan's Homepage (Nov '10) 24 min - -SPOONER- - 151,506
An Un Average Day (Jan '13) Thu Jesse Pinkman 13
Troll-_-Rehab Thu mwgs-_-Ssss 371
the kernel dreams (Aug '11) Apr 15 Captain Karma 18,540
~One Word Only~ (Jun '10) Apr 15 Jesse Pinkman 1,428
lxSatansxl Theme song! Apr 15 -CatCiao- 10
Bored enjoy Apr 14 Missingno 1
•••
•••
•••
•••