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#1 Jun 12, 2012
Want to take a moment to laugh at myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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#2 Jun 12, 2012
Sexy and I know it.
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#3 Jun 12, 2012
Top 12 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart.
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#5 Jun 12, 2012
We have a talent for pissing old folks off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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#6 Jun 12, 2012
Wild Wal-Mart Girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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#7 Jun 12, 2012
You do relize, I'm not really laughing at myself rite:)

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#8 Jun 12, 2012
Here's that song again...rotflmao
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#9 Jun 12, 2012
John 5 of 5 wrote:
You do relize, I'm not really laughing at myself rite:)
^^realize

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#10 Jun 12, 2012
BOOTY BOUNCIN IN WALMART!
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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#11 Jun 12, 2012
I didn't feel like signing in. So I hope you enjoy this Parody.

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#12 Jun 12, 2012
Where did post 4 go???

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#13 Jun 13, 2012
Wal-Mart: the only place you can buy anti-depressants and guns at the same time:)

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#15 Jun 13, 2012
Doing great. I got 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they weren't looking. I'm going to go up front to the check out and watch their exspressions.

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#17 Jun 13, 2012
Kernal Corny wrote:
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Sneak some Viagra in their vitamin pills
Yeah, but he doesn't get to watch that reaction.

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#18 Jun 13, 2012
Kernal Corny wrote:
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Sneak some Viagra in their vitamin pills
LOL

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#19 Jun 13, 2012
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him,'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'

'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart . Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits..

10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.(Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

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#20 Jun 13, 2012
-CatCiao- wrote:
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Yeah, but he doesn't get to watch that reaction.
Oh God no. Wouldn't want to see that. Welcome to my WalMart Cat.

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#22 Jun 13, 2012
Kernal Corny wrote:
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Little eye blue
Come, let's dance
We'll bang our big schnoz's
A snuffleupagus romance ;>)
You must be thinking of someone else. My nose is perfect.

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#23 Jun 13, 2012
John 5 of 5 wrote:
Where did post 4 go???
This store has only been open a few days and its already been robbed?
:-P

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#24 Jun 14, 2012
Monster Baller wrote:
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This store has only been open a few days and its already been robbed?
:-P
Here's a real headline about an incident that happened at a WalMart.
Woman shoots pepper spray at shoppers to guard items, 20 injured.

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