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Dan Cers

Dexter, MO

#1 Jan 19, 2013
Sweetie i'll get the ice and cream and if you can get those and Ginger Doll could you get some chips and somedamn thing to dip them in - no beans. Oh -------- and some of them cups)
meat you at the register

what time is it

“Anyone want............ ...”

Since: Apr 11

A Taste of Honey?.............

#2 Jan 19, 2013
Dumb

Since: Dec 12

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#3 Jan 19, 2013
Dan Cers wrote:
Sweetie i'll get the ice and cream and if you can get those and Ginger Doll could you get some chips and somedamn thing to dip them in - no beans. Oh -------- and some of them cups)
meat you at the register
what time is it
Adventure Time?

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#4 Jan 19, 2013
Limps in, looks around for the band-aids.

I dropped a piece of wood on my toe.

Oh, I see them..

Limps towards isle 4...

Since: Dec 12

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#5 Jan 19, 2013
GANNY wrote:
Limps in, looks around for the band-aids.
I dropped a piece of wood on my toe.
Oh, I see them..
Limps towards isle 4...
*taps lady on shoulder*

Excuse me..but your getting blood all over the floor

*sit there I'll get you some paper towels*

Since: May 12

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#6 Jan 19, 2013
Looking for cider and crisps...

Since: Dec 12

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#7 Jan 19, 2013
Renegade_22 wrote:
Looking for cider and crisps...
apple cider and potatoe crisp's!?

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#8 Jan 19, 2013
-Winter- wrote:
<quoted text>*taps lady on shoulder*
Excuse me..but your getting blood all over the floor
*sit there I'll get you some paper towels*
Thank you very much, I think my toe is still attached, it was a big piece of wood, and I haven't looked yet.
Average Joe

Houston, TX

#9 Jan 19, 2013
<Casually walks in. Suddenly slips on a trail of blood dramatically sliding into a slurpee machine>

On another note: I hope this store resembles any 7/11 from the 90s or at least The Simpson store.

Since: May 12

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#10 Jan 19, 2013
-Winter- wrote:
<quoted text>apple cider and potatoe crisp's!?
Indeed, this store is bigger than expected. Although now im thinking, apple cider and pringles...

Since: May 12

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#11 Jan 19, 2013
----Britney Honey---- wrote:
Dumb
Tampax and Always are in isle 7...
Average Joe

Houston, TX

#13 Jan 19, 2013
Renegade_22 wrote:
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Indeed, this store is bigger than expected. Although now im thinking, apple cider and pringles...
How about spiked apple cider and Pringles?

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#12 Jan 19, 2013
Excuse me is it getting dark in here or is it Tuesday?
Average Joe

Houston, TX

#14 Jan 19, 2013
GANNY wrote:
Excuse me is it getting dark in here or is it Tuesday?
*Turns lights back on* Heh. Sorry about that. >.>

Since: Dec 12

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#15 Jan 19, 2013
GANNY wrote:
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Thank you very much, I think my toe is still attached, it was a big piece of wood, and I haven't looked yet.
*looks at your foot*

..ummmm you want to consider going to the ER ..

I hope you didn't drive here by yourself.

Since: Dec 12

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#16 Jan 19, 2013
Renegade_22 wrote:
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Indeed, this store is bigger than expected. Although now im thinking, apple cider and pringles...
if your gonna try the pringles may I suggest the pizza flavored ones? Nacho bugles are pretty good too.

“Hello”

Since: Jun 08

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#17 Jan 19, 2013
Wheres the chips and salsa? That guy who mentioned slurpees has me wanting one now..:).
Average Joe

Houston, TX

#18 Jan 19, 2013
sandy63 wrote:
Wheres the chips and salsa? That guy who mentioned slurpees has me wanting one now..:).
*Indian Accent* Would you like a cherry slurpee and some beef jerky?

“Hello”

Since: Jun 08

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#19 Jan 19, 2013
Average Joe wrote:
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*Indian Accent* Would you like a cherry slurpee and some beef jerky?
HA HA HA....you got that right.Every 7-11 i went to always had an indian behind the counter.I'll take a banana slurpee please.

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#20 Jan 19, 2013
**can't believe they forgot the fruit

**Hmmmm, ahhh there are the lemons, some oranges, lime and ... cherries. Wonder where the Olives are and how big they might have, Onions???

**passes a cute young man stocking isle seven where there is one hot blonde, but dang she is cranky.

Excuse me miss - there they are, Super? Can I get you that bottle of midol - I like Pamperin myself.
Takes care of all the symptoms happening under that skirt of yours, trust me.

**poor kid, she has him all flustered and lQQk, oh I shouldn't lQQk - his fly is down. Poor kid will be red when he realizes it.

Pssst - Hey kid, where is the Men's Room?

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