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“I wanna root”

Since: Nov 09

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#1 Aug 15, 2011
hey, just so everyone knows i'm Guru/bca/mdg i've made one of the biggest impacts on topix i hang mainly on the teenagers forums on topix and i'm one of the most people on here back in 2009 i had like 100 worshippers or thats what all the other trolls called my friends because they foowwed me like sheep.

anyway now that i came back to topix after over a year of beeing away most of my friends have left but there is a flame war going on between two groups of trolls so i just came here to see if anyone wants to join my team for some fun. comment in this thread if your with me

Wrecks 666

“^..^Train Driving Dawg^..^”

Since: Feb 11

Wanna Blow, My Horn?

#2 Aug 15, 2011
Modern Day Goddess wrote:
hey, just so everyone knows i'm Guru/bca/mdg i've made one of the biggest impacts on topix i hang mainly on the teenagers forums on topix and i'm one of the most people on here back in 2009 i had like 100 worshippers or thats what all the other trolls called my friends because they foowwed me like sheep.
anyway now that i came back to topix after over a year of beeing away most of my friends have left but there is a flame war going on between two groups of trolls so i just came here to see if anyone wants to join my team for some fun. comment in this thread if your with me
How many head of sheep do you have left? Any?

I got more worshippers than that, you wanna follow me? I'll be nice to you and let you go to the fridge and get my beer ^..^

Ill Bill

Since: Sep 10

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#3 Aug 15, 2011
Modern Day Goddess wrote:
hey, just so everyone knows i'm Guru/bca/mdg i've made one of the biggest impacts on topix i hang mainly on the teenagers forums on topix and i'm one of the most people on here back in 2009 i had like 100 worshippers or thats what all the other trolls called my friends because they foowwed me like sheep.
anyway now that i came back to topix after over a year of beeing away most of my friends have left but there is a flame war going on between two groups of trolls so i just came here to see if anyone wants to join my team for some fun. comment in this thread if your with me
This could be the stoopidest post I have ever read. Are you retarded?

Since: May 10

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#4 Aug 15, 2011
Did someone say beer?

Wrecks 666

“^..^Train Driving Dawg^..^”

Since: Feb 11

Wanna Blow, My Horn?

#6 Aug 15, 2011
Famous Internet Troll wrote:
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Hun,you're making a complete ass of yourself on an international forum with your personal delusions and willful ignorance.
Which Hun? Dammit use the reply button!!!!

All of us or just the Dawg? Hell you don't have to bring one beer at a time, bring six to cut down on trips if you want to ^..^

Wrecks 666

“^..^Train Driving Dawg^..^”

Since: Feb 11

Wanna Blow, My Horn?

#7 Aug 15, 2011
Shit! I read that wrong, I may have had to dam many beers now!!!!!!!

*Beans & Beer*
*Woo Hoo*
*Fart*
*^..^*

Since: May 10

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#8 Aug 15, 2011
Wrecks 666 wrote:
Shit! I read that wrong, I may have had to dam many beers now!!!!!!!
*Beans & Beer*
*Woo Hoo*
*Fart*
*^..^*
Oh man, it smells like a shunk died in here...

Wrecks 666

“^..^Train Driving Dawg^..^”

Since: Feb 11

Wanna Blow, My Horn?

#9 Aug 15, 2011
SBDragon wrote:
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Oh man, it smells like a shunk died in here...
That's a natural body function and my body is really functioning! LOL

Wrecks 666

“^..^Train Driving Dawg^..^”

Since: Feb 11

Wanna Blow, My Horn?

#11 Aug 15, 2011
Bambi Drake wrote:
<quoted text>LORD.in trying to find the kernel to see if he is banned,i am finding you in some awful places.Could do you like i did my ex.I used to follow him into bars and chase him out of them.I'VE VOTED FOR YOU IN DENVER NOW 5 TIMES,DON'T KNOW WHY THE DAWG IS NOT WINNING.You have such a winning persona.Carry on.let me know if you find the kernal.think he was sandys harrasser,and she got whoever it was banned.
I'm everywhere Bambi, that's why I don't have any tread left on my paws! lol

I haven't seen Kornsplatter in a while, he's probably writing a poem somewhere.

the kernel

“Welcome my friend”

Since: Oct 10

Mason/Dixon

#12 Aug 15, 2011
Wrecks 666 wrote:
<quoted text>I'm everywhere Bambi, that's why I don't have any tread left on my paws! lol
I haven't seen Kornsplatter in a while, he's probably writing a poem somewhere.
You are so weak
You are so meek
You make me seek

I was going to go after this crazy and thought to myself, I'll let Wrecks handle my light work, he's the king of the put down!

Did you finally have that neutering operation today C:

Wrecks 666

“^..^Train Driving Dawg^..^”

Since: Feb 11

Wanna Blow, My Horn?

#13 Aug 15, 2011
the kernel wrote:
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You are so weak
You are so meek
You make me seek
I was going to go after this crazy and thought to myself, I'll let Wrecks handle my light work, he's the king of the put down!
Did you finally have that neutering operation today C:
Kornie! I'll never be shooting blanks unless I get old like you

Wrecks is so strong
Wrecks can do no wrong
Wrecks has a monster dong

King Wrecks would rather put down than up ^..^

Wrecks 666

“^..^Train Driving Dawg^..^”

Since: Feb 11

Wanna Blow, My Horn?

#15 Aug 15, 2011
Famous Internet Troll wrote:
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...Are you high? LOL!
Dam sure look like I was when I read you post didn't it? LMAO

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#16 Aug 15, 2011
Wrecks 666 wrote:
<quoted text>That's a natural body function and my body is really functioning! LOL
LOL And I thought dragons smelled like sulfur.....
Grey Box

Brooklyn, NY

#18 Aug 15, 2011
Modern Day Goddess wrote:
hey, just so everyone knows i'm Guru/bca/mdg i've made one of the biggest impacts on topix i hang mainly on the teenagers forums on topix and i'm one of the most people on here back in 2009 i had like 100 worshippers or thats what all the other trolls called my friends because they foowwed me like sheep.
anyway now that i came back to topix after over a year of beeing away most of my friends have left but there is a flame war going on between two groups of trolls so i just came here to see if anyone wants to join my team for some fun. comment in this thread if your with me
No thanks,I think you have enough sheep to "foowwed" you around.

"Awoowoo to you"

Too far gone for prozac

“ I murdered DND.”

Since: May 10

Waco Tx.

#19 Aug 15, 2011
Modern Day Goddess wrote:
hey, just so everyone knows i'm Guru/bca/mdg i've made one of the biggest impacts on topix i hang mainly on the teenagers forums on topix and i'm one of the most people on here back in 2009 i had like 100 worshippers or thats what all the other trolls called my friends because they foowwed me like sheep.
anyway now that i came back to topix after over a year of beeing away most of my friends have left but there is a flame war going on between two groups of trolls so i just came here to see if anyone wants to join my team for some fun. comment in this thread if your with me
I take it you didn't spend that year off in school.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#20 Aug 15, 2011
I know where that war is......no thanks!!
The Sharman of Sexy

Australia

#21 Aug 16, 2011
Come on mofos lets follow our goddess to war

Unreal 20

“HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#22 Aug 16, 2011
Modern Day Goddess wrote:
hey, just so everyone knows i'm Guru/bca/mdg i've made one of the biggest impacts on topix i hang mainly on the teenagers forums on topix and i'm one of the most people on here back in 2009 i had like 100 worshippers or thats what all the other trolls called my friends because they foowwed me like sheep.
anyway now that i came back to topix after over a year of beeing away most of my friends have left but there is a flame war going on between two groups of trolls so i just came here to see if anyone wants to join my team for some fun. comment in this thread if your with me
Go back to the teens, or at least go back to school. Damm.

Have a nice day :)

“what are you talking about you”

Since: Mar 11

schlappington, by god

#23 Aug 16, 2011
Ill Bill wrote:
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This could be the stoopidest post I have ever read. Are you retarded?

“I wanna root”

Since: Nov 09

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#24 Aug 31, 2011
Who's with me follow your leader to the Cole sptpuse forum of u want some fun

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