Obama tells Congress to take up debate on immigration bill next month so he can sign ASAP

Mar 25, 2013 Full story: Brandon Sun 11

President Barack Obama challenged Congress Monday to "finish the job" of finalizing legislation aimed at overhauling the nation's immigration system.

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“A Nation of Legal Immigrants”

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#1 Mar 26, 2013
14 million Americans unemployed and B.O. is busy measuring the length of a Duck's Penis!

$384,949 Federal Study Looks at 'Plasticity in Duck Penis Length'

( CNSnews.com )- The National Science Foundation (NSF) has awarded a $384,949 grant to Yale University for a study on “Sexual Conflict, Social Behavior and the Evolution of Waterfowl Genitalia”, according to the recovery.gov website.
The grant description says,“The project examines how reproductive morphology covaries with season, age, and social environment in a diverse sample of duck species that differ in ecology, territoriality and breeding system."

The grant was made available through the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, better known as the stimulus package.

The project has been receiving money from the NSF since 2009 and is slated for funding through July of this year.

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“A Nation of Legal Immigrants”

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#2 Mar 26, 2013
Police Watch as SB1070 Illegal alien supporters desecrate US Flag during
National Anthem

“A Nation of Legal Immigrants”

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Lake City Florida,/ Nebraska

#3 Mar 26, 2013
Live Oak Mexicans Attack Fellow Students For Waving American Flag-Shocking
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#4 Mar 26, 2013
Real Americans RUSH to get employment after a local resort gets rid of
ILLEGAL Aliens! Georgia

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#5 Mar 26, 2013
BUSTED: More "Jobs Americans Won't Do?" - Pulte Homes' Illegal Alien
Carpenters

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Lake City Florida,/ Nebraska

#6 Mar 26, 2013
Illegal Aliens Collecting WIC Vouchers in Georgia



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Reaching Low-Income Hispanics With Nutrition Assistance

The Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants
and Children (WIC) provides a combination of food assistance, nutrition
education, and easier access to health care for pregnant, breastfeeding, and
postpartum women, infants, and children up to the age of five years.
Eligible persons must be financially needy and at nutritional risk. WIC
benefits usually take the form of vouchers or checks that may be redeemed
for specific food types. In FY 2006, USDA spent nearly $5.1 billion to serve
about 8.2 million WIC participants. Hispanics represent the largest
racial/ethnic group in the WIC Program. In 2004, about 39 percent of those
enrolled in WIC were of Hispanic origin. Approximately 3/4 of the Hispanic
infants born in the United States participate in WIC.

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#8 Mar 26, 2013
Quote:

President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"

Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Obama:
“Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier:
"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama:
"I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day"

Cashier:
"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”
“Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.”

Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
ronnie

Kaysville, UT

#9 Mar 26, 2013
He needs to concentrate on the more important problems in this Country like #1 fraud, #2 ID theft, or helping Americans find work. Oh yea, he's figured out 1 and 2. Cricket, you've pinned this A-hole so correctly.
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Since: Apr 10

Houston, TX

#10 Mar 27, 2013
What's the rush? Who's orders are he under to get this done?

The House is not going to pass any amnesty.

I guess Obama wants to get this done so he can get right to work on unemployment.

“Do you like my abs? ”

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Since: May 11

San Gabriel, CA

#11 Mar 27, 2013
The up coming amnesty sure gets under the racist skin!!!!
bob

Phoenix, AZ

#12 Mar 27, 2013
Cricket 23 wrote:
Real Americans RUSH to get employment after a local resort gets rid of
ILLEGAL Aliens! Georgia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =hA2kgUFrtmIXX&feature=rel ated
Perhaps we could rent you sheriff JOE for a while.

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